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2016-02-07 at 10:04 PM UTC in Washing your hands by pissing on emYou would make a thread like this.
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2016-02-07 at 10 PM UTC in ATTN: Muslim Myers
This is from a song i do believe.
Yeah it was Dutch barbie girl by Ome Henk.
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2016-02-07 at 9:55 PM UTC in Financial competence 101
The reason why rich people have a lot of money as opposed to not having a lot of money is that they have not spent their money.
Also being born with money usually helps. -
2016-02-07 at 9:46 PM UTC in ATTN: Muslim Myers
Where did you obtain this wisdom.
I typically don't advertise certain qualities about myself.
Hey Psycho!
He?
Heb je zin om met mij een avondje te gaan stap.
Wie denk je wel dat je bent?
Ik heet Myers,
Ik ben een lekker wijf, met een heel mooi lijf. Ik houd van zoenen, lekker lang zoenen. Met m'n blonde haar krijg ik alles voor elkaar. Gouden ringen en dat soort dingen. Neem een ander in de maling..
Frauen hoer thuis, achter het fornuis. Sokken stoppen, de plee gaan soppen. Hee werk es effe door, want daar zijn jullie toch voor. Ga de kamer boenen. Waar zijn m'n schoenen. Ome Psycho - die is cool. Ja een man met gevoel. Hij is lief. Hij is wauw. Hij is woepie (Woepie?!).
Houd je kop, donder op, Laat me nou es alleen, Want ik mot nog mijn teennagels knippen. Je bent knap 't Is een gave. En ook slim (Ja ja..)
Zo charmant
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2016-02-07 at 9:29 PM UTC in ATTN: Muslim Myers
Ik laat een scheet in jouw richting. -
2016-02-07 at 9:27 PM UTC in ATTN: Muslim MyersAls heel de wereld eens van stokvis was. En elke boom een worst. En iedere plas van zuiver schoensmeer.
Waarmee lest men dan de dorst?
Dat is een vraag, geachte heren. Waarover zeven jaren lang. Zeven profesoren.
Gekrabt hebben achter de oren. -
2016-02-07 at 9:13 PM UTC in Tore myself a new single
obviously youve never seen this
Yeah, thanks for proving my point you fucking buffoon.
Please, continue to embarrass yourself by parading your inability to play any fucking instrument in your pathetic attempt to identify as something you'll never truly become.
Also, I love the name "god tier drumming." I feel sorry for whatever god you believe in. -
2016-02-07 at 9:10 PM UTC in Financial competence 101
I'll hire you when I have figured out what to do. Don't worry.
If anyone gave me a significant amount of money to invest or a job worth doing well, I guarantee I'd make their investment back.
You've got to realize that most people who hire don't have any real direction on how to discriminate between good and bad candidates, so they just bring all their biases to the table and shoot from the hip. -
2016-02-07 at 8:28 PM UTC in Tore myself a new singleThis audio quality is horrible.
At least this song (unlike so called music from certain members of the forum) actually has a consistent rhythm.
Good Job Sploo, I like it. -
2016-02-07 at 7:58 PM UTC in What would a nigga do for a klondike bar?Nothing because Klondike bars taste like shit.
It's just vanilla ice cream with a cheap chocolate coating. You're better of buying a pint of vanilla ice cream and putting high quality chocolate syrup on it.
In fact, it would probably be cheaper. -
2016-02-07 at 7:30 PM UTC in Financial competence 101Yeah what sucks is that, it doesn't matter how intelligent or disciplined you are in the US, if you aren't making enough money to save then you're basically fucked. In this country, it takes money to make money, which is why over 90% of the people here stay in the exact same socioeconomic status of their parents (or go down).
I graduated college and couldn't find a job until almost 3 years later. That job involves me cleaning toilets and pays less than $14,000 a year. In fact, I almost didn't even get the job, but I begged the general manager to give it to me. He reluctantly did so, which is pathetic seeing as everyone else he hired either quit or got fired within two months. In fact, that job has had over 14 people quit in the first six months I worked there. So I've been there for over half a year and, to date, I still have no health insurance and had to rely on the kindness of family to survive. In fact, some single mom in her early thirties just fucking rolled in here last week and is already making way more than I am doing the same job.
I know, I know, everyone wants to insinuate that if you don't have a job or your wage is bad in the US it's because you aren't working hard enough, have a bad attitude, don't know where to look - anything to put the blame back on the person. The problem is that there's abundant evidence for anyone with the integrity to look and see that's absolute bullshit. I speak two languages, had a 4.0 in college while most of my peers were struggling with algebra in middle school, am an honorably discharged vet, have several college degrees, and was putting in over 100 applications a month. I worked all through college teaching math and logic to other students while maintaining honors, doing university funded research, and being involved in like 3 different extracurriculars. I also have no criminal record, no history of mental illness, have had no car accidents, no history of drug or alcohol abuse, and am in good physical condition.
I always shave and get my hair cut before each interview, dress appropriately, and contact the interviewer via telephone or email to let them know I'm hopeful for the job.
By the way, these applications were everything from waiting tables to government contract jobs. In those whole three years, one job got back to me, and that's the job I'm working now.
I looked for work all over the United States, including contracts overseas with Dyncorp and Triple Canopy. I picked up programming languages. I volunteered. I tried networking. I got on social media. I went to job fairs. I had my resume looked over by different schools and veteran's programs. I went to mock interviews.
I think it all finally resonated with me the day I went to a career fair that was open to the public near a prestigious school in the North Eastern US. I waited in line to show my resume and work experience to government contractors and employers who could barely mask their impatience when they find out I went to a state school. These same employers showed profound interest in students who had like a 2.5 in irrelevant majors with no work experience just because they went to the nice school.
tl;dr - It's who you know and who you blow. Anyone who thinks otherwise is living in a fucking bourgeoisie fantasy-land. -
2016-02-07 at 7:10 PM UTC in I will no longer be posting on this website.
You're right, not that it's helpful
The point is that Hydro's dirty, domestic fightin', gun drawin', MFM drifter gangbangin, child rapin', quasi-suicidal dirt-farm is not a safe place or children.
In light of how devastating it has been argued a paedophile's behavior is against children, that child would still be better off in even one of the more severe sex abuse scenarios than in Hydro's care. -
2016-02-07 at 6:33 PM UTC in I will no longer be posting on this website.
Not sure if compliment…
Look at it this way.
Whatever it was - it was true. -
2016-02-07 at 5:47 PM UTC in Good things threadThe feeling of being out in nature.
The feeling of learning something new - math, science, chess, philosophy.
Kittens.
Waking up with someone you love.
Meaningful conversations. -
2016-02-07 at 5:34 PM UTC in I will no longer be posting on this website.
Also, isn't it ironic how the most fucked up people keep attracting eachother in an ever perpetuating viscious circle of clusterfuckery?
Yeah I mean honestly that kid is probably better off with you at this point. -
2016-02-07 at 4:55 PM UTC in Chess! I suck..how can I improve?
ITT: people take my Navy Seals level post seriously.
I don't know what that's even supposed to mean but, if you're posting something on a forum, I don't understand why you're surprise that people are responding to it. -
2016-02-07 at 4:53 PM UTC in do i have the best life out of anyone here?
ive exchanged bodily fluids with a range of chicks from 'hot athletic' 18-y/o models to trailer-park tramps…overwhelmingly the hotter the chick the worse she is as anything other than a warm hole. theyre generally not even good at sex.
QFFT. -
2016-02-07 at 4:52 PM UTC in Good things thread
my music? My art?
nah. But you mustve seen that coming.
doing nothing is good. If reading, watching house/star trek, smoking and drugging counts as nothing
which it probably does
You don't make music. You make noises mascaraing as music because you lack the discipline and intellect to actually write music. -
2016-02-07 at 4:47 PM UTC in I will no longer be posting on this website.Okay.
First of all, I am encouraging Hydromorphone as genuinely and honestly as I possibly can through the internet that she needs to put this child up for adoption or give it back to §m£ÂgØL. You don't have the resources or faculties to give this child the life it deserves. Please know that there are plenty of willing families who will give the child the love it needs to flourish.
Secondly, you two guys need to stay away from each other. Hydromorphone, blaming §m£ÂgØL for this situation is anything but reasonable. You show signs of a serious mental illness that warrants treatment from a licensed medical professional. You're lucky somebody here who knows your PI doesn't call a social worker and have the kid physically taken away from you. Blaming §m£ÂgØL for this or making it about your relationship or emotional wants for security right now go to show that you need to put the child under the care of someone who can actually care for it.
Do this today. Don't wait. Don't try and finish your online argument with a hitchhiker you had sex with once. Take the steps you need to now in order to ensure that this child gets the life it deserves. -
2016-02-07 at 4:14 PM UTC in Chess! I suck..how can I improve?
> Meme Arrows
> Thinks chess strategy translates to anything else
> Thinks pointing out why own argument is retarded, makes it not retarded
> Adheres to bourgeois liberal faggot definitions of productivity because its, like, what I want it to be maaan.
I remember Captain Falcon being a lot more insightful than you are, which leads me to wonder if you really are THE Captain Falcon.
Anyway, the game of chess does in fact bestow meaningful life skills and has been empirically shown to increase cognitive function, which is the reason that it has been preserved for so long. As I'm sure you know since your rating is 1900, it was originally taught to princes by an instructor whose only job in the court was to teach chess. The reason this was so is because it not only develops strategical thinking but has also been shown to improves pattern recognition, reading skills, coping skills, social intelligence, critical thinking skill, and even imagination. Please see the links below:
http://www.shatranj.us/files/BenefitsofChess.pdf
http://www.chrest.info/fg/preprints/..._education.PDF
http://journals.cambridge.org/action...38741600000524
http://eric.ed.gov/?id=EJ610286
http://www.tandfonline.com/doi/abs/1...nalCode=vpsf20
I mean, there's literally hundreds of studies confirming this. Empirical evidence notwithstanding, I'm sure you're familiar with Kasparov's "How Life Emulates Chess," which makes a series of arguments about how chess is a great "teacher" to real life problems.I will literally rape you at chess. I will be back in town on Wednesday and if you want to face me, I will assfuck you, shit on your chest, cum on your face then make you eat it off with a shavette, at chess. 1900 ELO, you bitch nigger, come at me. I know more about chess than you have any chance of ever knowing. Looking forward to facing you if you dare, you little was of jizz. I'll make you gay cock scream my name. J'adore quand ils m'appellent Big Poppa, faggot.
But Chess leads to no special intellectual or personal development. I know because I wasted too much time getting good at it.
I put my username in the thread. We can play anytime.
Slappy - just hit me up whenever on chess.com and we'll go from there.