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2016-02-09 at 8:02 PM UTC in PSYCHOTIC PSYCHOPATH ON bundyShut the fuck up Sploo. Literally all you've done since 2012 is sit in your parents' basement in suburban Canada destroying your brain and body by drinking cough syrup, smoking syncans, and doing drugs that most people grow out of around 17 years old. It would be one thing if you were a functioning alcoholic or an honor student that does coke on the weekends, but you're not. You're busy eating tons of nutmeg and drowning your brain in cough syrup while simultaneously boasting you got good grades in school or something like that.
I mean look at how fat and fucked up your body is in the few years I've known you. You're not even in your mid-twenties yet and you're already train wrecking your whole life for the (supposed) amusement of people on a dead webforum. If I had half of the opportunities you did I wouldn't be pissing them away.
Just fucking stop dude. Reevaluate your life. Be happy that you have parents who love you and you have the opportunity to get a good education.
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2016-02-09 at 7:55 PM UTC in I tore myself a new MMQ
As they say on dateline with stone Phillips.
He wasn't just addicted to taking it. He was HOOKED ON Making IT HOOKED ON MAKING IT GRADUATED FROM DRUG USER TO DRUG PRODUCER just like Obama said "JUST GETTING BY IS THE AMERICAN DREAM" Well you could say president SCRONALD J TRUMP IS HOOKED ON MAKING IT HOOKED ON MAKING IT hooked on making AMERICA GREAT AGAIN 2016 VOTE FOR SCRONALDO
Obama was right. Just getting by is the American dream at this point.
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2016-02-09 at 7:53 PM UTC in Thought I'd drop in and say hi.
Yes, Mark really died. He OD'd but I'm not sure on what.
He ODed on opiates. I was talking to him the day before it happened. I was in the middle of probably my deepest financial troubles and he was offering me a place to stay and even a job. He even gave me his phone number. The next day I woke up and found out he ODed.
Which is weird because he wasn't the type to be really irresponsible with opiates. He drank a lot, but was always kinda smart about drugs.
It sucked. He was a nice guy.
Also, 10+ points to KreepyKay for making me laugh.
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2016-02-09 at 7:45 PM UTC in what we areThe division between body, mind, and feelings is like a 17th century split that most people don't really hold to anymore.
I mean, think about it, there's no real empirical division one can make between feelings, body, and mind. All of them are a physical product. The conversation usually becomes about qualia at that point but the argument is basically people begging the question. -
2016-02-09 at 7:39 PM UTC in The official 'Thank You Lanny' thread
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2016-02-09 at 6:38 PM UTC in How did you get your username?Very interesting.
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2016-02-09 at 4:28 PM UTC in Wrote a new love letter to AshleyThere's a great irony of writing a page about how "pathetic" this girl you dated and used to cry about being in love with must be - especially after posting it on niggasin.space for approval.
I hope you give this to her and she calls the cops on you. -
2016-02-09 at 4:22 PM UTC in Bling Bling posts on Long Live Zoklet (LLZ)Dam u guise miess bleengbleeng but eye bet grayfox wood b happy bcuz thay uzed to fite a lawt but i guess its wuteva feel?
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2016-02-09 at 4:20 PM UTC in Occult General Discussion
Oh so you just came to this thread to post long diatribes about how you dont believe in it and think its an endless pursuit. Care to hold your mouth shut so those of us who actually DO want to talk about things that might simply be insane?
I'm getting kind of tired of people on this site who think 17 sentences constitutes a long post - especially if you're trying to have a serious conversation about something that requires an assload of reading like the occult.
Also, if you read what I wrote, it's not like I just said "this is gay." I basically explained the history of how "Occult Science" turned into "Occult Philosophy," which is largely the point of A. E. Waite's introduction in The Book of Black Magic.
And just a note, that introduction is much longer than 20 sentences, but as a self-proclaimed expert I'm sure you already knew all of this. -
2016-02-09 at 4:14 PM UTC in Chess! I suck..how can I improve?
That was really forced, you sound pretty mad.
Would you be mad if he was mad? -
2016-02-09 at 4:12 PM UTC in Financial competence 101
I did read it, but I don't really know what to make of it, you've censored some way too non-specific information and even then I'm having a hard time thinking of where I would put you. I would have preferred to keep this conversation to our PMs too, but oh well.
Muh bad bro :( -
2016-02-09 at 3:03 AM UTC in Occult General Discussion
I quite understand this point but I would be far warrier of a self proclaimed expert in real feilds of study. I have extensive knowledge of the occult and magic systems because I get bored and like to play with my mind. What you seem to propose is that no one can be an expert in anything unless they have credentials. Well I dont have a Certificate from the Golden Dawn School of Magical Magic Shit nor can I conjure a demon that will appear near you and speak of my expert knowledge in the area. What I do have is hundreds of hours killing time reading esoteric material.
Now I dont believe in much of this hokey shit, nor do I take near any of it at face value. I view magic and the occult as an internal psycology (Think R.A. Wilsons prometheus rising) rather than some harry potter bullshit.
I'm not really so much advocating credentials because there are no reliable credentials in the occult. Sure, there's pats on the back from the Masons or Golden Dawn or other modern "secret" societies, but that's even more pathetic than being a self-proclaimed expert because you pretty much have to pay for them.
Even if there were meaningful bodies that bestowed credentials for mastering the occult, would you believe them? Think of it this way, the Hermeneutical Order of the Golden Dawn can set their own benchmarks for achievement up their own ranks, but they wouldn't speak for the intelligences or powers that their manipulating. If we pretend for a minute that these things were literally true, you could potentially wind up advancing through the ranks and digging yourself into a deeper hole.
At any rate, I don't disagree with your point. Like you and others here have already said, studying the occult is basically studying a really weird form of applied psychology. The only thing I want to impress upon people in this thread is that it originally started as genuinely real promises of conjuring demons and being able to impose your will on the physical world. There was a time where these things were almost universally believed to be true and a church in one form or another ruled the whole world. It wasn't until society reached a degree of enlightenment and basically grew up where most of the educated people put these silly notions to rest that the occult retired into a realm of philosophy. The thing is that people didn't want to abandon the auspices of having these kinds of power, so they basically exploited other people by getting them to believe they have it.
I mean, think about it, if you study the old texts they're filled with promises of endless power, knowledge, sex, wealth, and privilege. It's much later that you get these jackasses who want to hide behind the imagery of a "secret art" when they're really just using overly symbolic language to tell basic truths of the mind. Namely, you can hypnotize yourself, the placebo effect is real, there are basic lessons to be learned from tales like Faust, believing things gives them power in your mind, meditation allows your brain to do things it couldn't do before, you can cause yourself to see things that aren't really there, you can have realistic nightmares, and whatever else is floating around out there.
Not to piss on everyone's parade or anything but I basically grew out of it. Until there's a point where someone can demonstrate a testable supernatural phenomenon, you're going to learn way more just browsing recent publications on PsychInfo or PsychArticles. You definitely have way less crap to and word games to cut through. -
2016-02-09 at 1:25 AM UTC in Occult General Discussion
What I've observed is the tendency for those interested in the occult to generate explanation and to seek means of translating their intentions into external validation, when the idea of magic is really based upon internal gestures. I think this will become increasingly apparent through time in a way that parallels technological advancement and by no coincidence. The final frontier is the mind, and science will take us deeper in if we can maturely choose to emphasize the subjective.
I think it depends on what kind of magic you're talking about. Remember, some of the oldest western magic (like the Kabbalah) have jedi origins.
I think you otherwise make a fair point, but that it's really only relevant to new occult. -
2016-02-09 at 12:55 AM UTC in Low budget privacy.
No mayberry is azn i thoght.
Oh.
Bring azn back then. -
2016-02-09 at 12:54 AM UTC in How did you get your username?
Self-explanatory. 3char minimum otherwise I'da' gone with simply mQ. I still don't remember why I made my name what it was originally on zoklet other than being in a manic state and reading every single thread in BI which I guess led me to having many questions, or some shit.
On zoklet you said originally that your name was Mmmmmmquestions (with 7 m's) because you were originally going to just make one thread and then abandon the account, but you got sucked in.
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2016-02-09 at 12:53 AM UTC in People who aren't into rough sex should never reproduce
bdsm's a power thing. It's not necessarily violent, not everybody that's into it likes pain, some people get off on being restrained or degraded.
Basically this. Loling at the ignorance of this thread.
Also, BDSM is very different from rough sex, as a session of BDSM can involve very little sex at all.
Also, to let you dumbasses know, there's tons of research out there on this and it doesn't say what you think it does. -
2016-02-09 at 12:29 AM UTC in Why has nobody done a blog?One morning around 5am 22 year old Susan DeLucci of Kittery, Maine, woke up with a painful need to urinate. At first she thought she had diarrhea, but when she stood up out of bed, she realized that it was urinary pain.
It was very similar to the feeling of having diarrhea, just out the wrong hole. She wobbled to the toilet and upon sitting on it, her vagina erupted into the most horrific messy farting noise anyone has ever heard. In paralyzing pain, Ms. DeLucci for the next few minutes continued to push and squirt out of her vagina a burning tide of wretch and filth while she gripped the sides of the toilet, white-knuckled.
She was screaming wildly, and the neighbors called the police. When medics arrived they found Ms. DeNucci unconscious lying on the floor of her bathroom wearing nothing but her bath robe.
Running down her leg, was a stream of brown and green syrup. The medic had to transfer her to a stretcher, so he grabbed her left leg which was bent crossing her other leg, to straighten her out. She was lying there all twisted up. When he lifted her left leg to straighten her body out, he exposed her vagina at which point a creature, no larger than the tip of a finger wormed its way out of her genitals and landed on the floor with a wet popping sound.
Shocked, the medic stared at the creature that was lying on the tile bathroom floor in a casing of mucous. It was a tiny mud shrimp and it sat there on the cold floor gasping for water while flipping itself back and forth.
The horrified medic turned to the toilet as he felt the nausea setting in.
When he put his face down into the toilet to puke what he saw was so horrific that to this day he cannot look into a toilet without convulsing.
The entire toilet bowl was boiling with baby brown mud shrimp flipping and splashing at a furious pace.
If you think that is bad - wait until you hear how it happened: Ms. DeLucci's death was the result of a combination of shock and severe head trauma. She stood up over the toilet in pain and when she saw what she had done, she went into shock and fell, smashing her head on the toilet and then on the floor.
It is believed by police that two nights before the accident she had purchased a live lobster at a fish market. While lying in a tub, she gently inserted the creature's tail into her vagina to derive physical pleasure.
At that point, she held a lighter under the creature's face causing it to flip its tail in a violent snapping motion. The medics found a lesbian XXX video in the VCR and the TV was positioned on a table in front of the tub.
The lobster was found in the kitchen garbage can wrapped in a paper bag. Traces of Ms. DeLucci's DNA were found on the lobster along with pubic hairs that had wedged themselves between the lobsters' tail joints. The lobster's face was lightly burned with the same fuel used in lighters.
The lobster's digestive track and colon were found to be full of mud shrimp egg casings. Doctors believe that the lobster had eaten them (they are common in the water at fish markets and are usually harmlessly boiled to death) and the lobster had crapped them out into Ms. DeLucci's vagina when she was torturing it. Maine mud shrimp only take two days to gestate and Ms. DeLucci was only four days away from getting her period. Doctors believe that at that point of her menstrual cycle, her womb was the perfect PH balance to grow these mud shrimp which are a much larger version of the popular "Sea Monkey" pets sold throughout the US. Overnight the eggs had hatched and the mud shrimp began doubling in size every ten minutes!!!
You can imagine the pain she was in when she woke up that morning and gave birth to well over 1,000 mud shrimp in her toilet.........
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2016-02-09 at 12:18 AM UTC in Low budget privacy.
KreepyK i tthought.
They're the same person. -
2016-02-09 at 12:13 AM UTC in How did you get your username?After like four months of lurking, I decided I was going to get an account just so I could PM Sophie what a spacenig he was. I was listening to E-Z-E and, when it came time to pick a username, the song ended and he said "Easy Does It."
How did you fools pick your usernames? -
2016-02-09 at 12:08 AM UTC in Financial competence 101Hey I sent you that resume.
You should read it.