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Posts by BeeReBuddy

  1. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    Damn bitches were walking in front of me slow as fuck and I didn't feel like waiting on them while they took their time so I walked faster and went around them when I thought I thought "nobodies" but instead I accidently said it out loud.

    1 Woman replied "Who does he think he is"
    and the other woman said "He is rude"

    but I didn't care because I was in 1st place by then.
    Stupid cunts need to learn to be considerate of my selective Tourette's Syndrome.
  2. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Um no it isn't…it's a Triangle (of the right angle variety) in real life as he is head of the order of TRIANGULISM

    It is in every picture of his ear on google.
    You can't argue with me anymore about this.
    I hate you fucking leftist clowns.
  3. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    Mother fucker said some off color shit to me earlier.
    I'm as close to perfect as they come but his sorry ass couldn't handle it.
  4. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    I'm cooking chicken wings in the hair fryer and I don't have a meat thermometer or instructions for this.
    I have plans tonight and don't need cluck cluck fever fucking them up.
  5. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]

    ^Like this one.

    Owning an official pace car would be fun for me because I could split lanes and let no one pass me all while driving slow.
  6. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    5-6 during the week and 18-20 on the weekends.
  7. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    Apparently my Mondays include reading about some pedophile's Monday.
  8. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    Originally posted by Technologist It’s the idiots vs people with rational thoughts.

    Get out of my thread you Biden ball sucking hoe.
    This is why your tits got cut off.
    Fuck you and burn in hell.
  9. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    My work is making us wear masks again.
    I find this to be very irritating.
    Had to shave today just so a mask wouldn't fuck with my stubble.
    Our government has lied to us time and time again on what policies they will and will not push.
    I am less than impressed with the whole situation.
    I believe natural immunity is a good thing and living in a hazmat suit all day is no way to live.
    Someone will counter "covid isn't natural though, it is man made and super dangerous".
    But then when I say that Fauci funded the research and is in part responsible for covid they jump on his dick and say "no, not my daddy".
    The entire situation is fucked up.
    It feels like fighting a war but you take orders from the enemy.
    This will never end as long as those corrupt people are in positions of power and influence.
    Also the new generation is already brain washed into believing anything they hear.
    I was taught not to believe everything I hear and instead to fact check stuff.
    I'm not afraid of covid-19.
    Im sure being sick with it can really suck but I am more afraid of getting in a car accident or becoming a victim of a violent crime.
    Everyone is stupid and no one wants to do anything about it.
    People just go with the flow even if the flow goes off a cliff.
  10. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    Well, it's a new work week.
    I slept really good this afternoon.
    Drinking my coffee and getting ready to put my nose to the grindstone.
  11. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    My weekend is pretty much over.
    I'll be in bed in a few minutes.
    Got everything done I wanted to do and got a lot accomplished.
    There is still very much to do but I'm making progress.
    My new kitchen stuff is making me happy and I'm excited to maybe cook something.
    The Landlady came in and hung these fire grenades above my stove and they scare the shit out of me when I start cooking.
  12. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    Originally posted by DrugSmuggler rumor has it she can be had for a pound of thick cut bacon and 2 whoppers with cheese

    I had her with a coupon for a slutty taco salad.
  13. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    They are demanding I wear a mask at work tonight.
    (Another reason I wasn't running in there this morning)
    Not trying to go back to that starting day 1 in the 90s F.
  14. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    Originally posted by DrugSmuggler Your boss called
    He says you’re fired ☕️

    I wouldn't be surprised.
    Getting fired would actually be a step in the right direction for me because all I know is I want a job anywhere but there.
    Place sucks dick and the job is endless and boring.

    Stop getting me worked up.

    I am sorry to hear Jiggaboo Johnson went under the hammer.
    He caught cyber-covid and is no longer with us.
    A couple years ago I was banned for 7 months and only managed to get unbanned when I caught Lanny drunk in Tinychat on Christmas night.
    He immediately told me I was cute and asked me to take my shirt off.
    Also, I had to help him bag Lala by befriending her to find out everything she likes.
    Frala wasn't his first choice but he was desperate and didn't want to play on hard mode or even normal mode.
    It was like easy mode but with cheats.
    He asked me "what does she like?"
    I replied "Obviously food".

    END
  15. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    So far my 63 hour weekend has consisted of
    10 hours of video gaming.
    4 hours of shopping like women with my buddy.
    14 hours of sleeping.
    1 hour going to visit my mom.
    and I totally forget the rest of the hours...

    Anyways, I've been managing to have a fairly decent weekend.

    Hope you are all really enjoying yours too.
  16. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    Woke up at 2:30 am.
    An hour spent debating on whether or not to get out of bed.
    Played ROS for 3 hours this morning and won of course.


    Big props to this super cute kitty cat that gave me a Barrett 50 cal.


    Also Luigi helped out some with figuring out how to pull an entire bicycle out of his butt.

    Then I got ready for work only to last minute remember that I hate that place and instead I went and laid down in bed.
    Tried to sleep again but it was too soon although I still laid there for a couple hours and rested my body.

    Now I am up and pretending it is regular old morning time.

    Got the cats fed and Im just enjoying my coffee.
  17. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    Today went well.
    The cook out got cancelled but that gave me an excuse to stay up all night playing video games.
    Then today my friend came over and we went shopping like a couple of women.
    I bought a bunch of cheap ass kitchen stuffs.
    Afterwards I went to my moms for a visit.
    Now I am home just relaxing before I go to bed for work in the morning.
  18. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    I cleaned out my fridge and filled an entire trash bag full of old food that Chell had in there.
    Then I started to clean up my kitchen and do dishes but Im sorta out of some important cleaning supplies so I paused.
    Got out a Pork Roast to make (I think that's what it is).
    And now Imma lay down for a few hours and rest up.
    My goal is to wake around 3 or 4 and hit the road.
    Going shopping for the stuff I need.
    Then imma come home and continue.
  19. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    I remember my teacher in 6th grade at the time refusing to put on the news or talk about it.
    Real stick up her ass type bitch withholding information as if that ever does any good.
    Started watching beheading videos shortly there after and have been into gore ever since.
    After 20 long but felt so short years all I gotta say is "whatinthefuck".
    There has to be a common denominator in what is causing our species to turn into such dumb, unmotivated, gullible, slaves.
    I sure don't see too many decent people anymore.
    Everyone has a problem or a quark and it apparently completely disables their abilities to be anything other than mud farmers.

    There are:

    -the great minds.

    -the rich.

    -the expendable.

    A time machine to go back to that day and have a chance and not being who I am now would be the greatest miracle I could imagine.
    31 and I feel like 61.
    My millionaire dream died long ago on the streets as I sucked up gutter water into a syringe.

    The miracle I did receive was another chance.
    And at least I didn't lose my life in some senseless war that was resolved by a politically motivated retreat and defeat.

    My time was not before.
    My time is now.
    All I have is today and I need to make the most of it.

    Goals for today are:

    -take a nap.

    -go to Biglots or Kohls maybe.
    (buying some cookware and possibly shoes)

    -spend time cooking food I don't know how to cook but will figure out.

    -Maybe go see my mom.

    -Prepare myself thoroughly for the week ahead.

    As for the adventure I talked of yesterday...
    I hope to fill that with activities to come tomorrow.
    If plans don't develop I will default to a flea market.

    Anyways, I hope you all have a wonderful weekend and enjoy yourselves.
    Take care and ttyl.
  20. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    Don't forget he is balding.
    BWAHAHAHAHAAAAA
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