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Fona 9-12-2021

  1. 2021-09-12 at 2:35 PM UTC
    #1
    BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    Woke up at 2:30 am.
    An hour spent debating on whether or not to get out of bed.
    Played ROS for 3 hours this morning and won of course.


    Big props to this super cute kitty cat that gave me a Barrett 50 cal.


    Also Luigi helped out some with figuring out how to pull an entire bicycle out of his butt.

    Then I got ready for work only to last minute remember that I hate that place and instead I went and laid down in bed.
    Tried to sleep again but it was too soon although I still laid there for a couple hours and rested my body.

    Now I am up and pretending it is regular old morning time.

    Got the cats fed and Im just enjoying my coffee.
  2. 2021-09-12 at 2:48 PM UTC
    #2
    BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    So far my 63 hour weekend has consisted of
    10 hours of video gaming.
    4 hours of shopping like women with my buddy.
    14 hours of sleeping.
    1 hour going to visit my mom.
    and I totally forget the rest of the hours...

    Anyways, I've been managing to have a fairly decent weekend.

    Hope you are all really enjoying yours too.
  3. 2021-09-12 at 2:48 PM UTC
    #3
    DrugSmuggler African Astronaut
    Your boss called
    He says you’re fired ☕️
  4. 2021-09-12 at 3:06 PM UTC
    #4
    BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    Originally posted by DrugSmuggler Your boss called
    He says you’re fired ☕️

    I wouldn't be surprised.
    Getting fired would actually be a step in the right direction for me because all I know is I want a job anywhere but there.
    Place sucks dick and the job is endless and boring.

    Stop getting me worked up.

    I am sorry to hear Jiggaboo Johnson went under the hammer.
    He caught cyber-covid and is no longer with us.
    A couple years ago I was banned for 7 months and only managed to get unbanned when I caught Lanny drunk in Tinychat on Christmas night.
    He immediately told me I was cute and asked me to take my shirt off.
    Also, I had to help him bag Lala by befriending her to find out everything she likes.
    Frala wasn't his first choice but he was desperate and didn't want to play on hard mode or even normal mode.
    It was like easy mode but with cheats.
    He asked me "what does she like?"
    I replied "Obviously food".

    END
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  5. 2021-09-12 at 3:11 PM UTC
    #5
    BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    They are demanding I wear a mask at work tonight.
    (Another reason I wasn't running in there this morning)
    Not trying to go back to that starting day 1 in the 90s F.
  6. 2021-09-12 at 3:11 PM UTC
    #6
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    yo is that fortnite
  7. 2021-09-12 at 3:12 PM UTC
    #7
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Originally posted by BeeReBuddy He asked me "what does she like?"
    I replied "Obviously food".

    END

    thats the most romantic thing i've ever heard
  8. 2021-09-12 at 3:16 PM UTC
    #8
    DrugSmuggler African Astronaut
    rumor has it she can be had for a pound of thick cut bacon and 2 whoppers with cheese
  9. 2021-09-12 at 6:24 PM UTC
    #9
    BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    Originally posted by DrugSmuggler rumor has it she can be had for a pound of thick cut bacon and 2 whoppers with cheese

    I had her with a coupon for a slutty taco salad.
  10. 2021-09-12 at 6:26 PM UTC
    #10
    BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    My weekend is pretty much over.
    I'll be in bed in a few minutes.
    Got everything done I wanted to do and got a lot accomplished.
    There is still very much to do but I'm making progress.
    My new kitchen stuff is making me happy and I'm excited to maybe cook something.
    The Landlady came in and hung these fire grenades above my stove and they scare the shit out of me when I start cooking.
  11. 2021-09-12 at 6:46 PM UTC
    #11
    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    Hey @bigluigi I went ahead and downloaded the expansion packs for ROS.
    I dont know when we will get to play next but thought since the game seems pretty awesome it was worth enjoying all of it.
  12. 2021-09-13 at 1:48 AM UTC
    #12
    BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    Well, it's a new work week.
    I slept really good this afternoon.
    Drinking my coffee and getting ready to put my nose to the grindstone.
  13. 2021-09-13 at 1:49 AM UTC
    #13
    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    you said it best, DLing the expansions
  14. 2021-09-13 at 1:53 AM UTC
    #14
    RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
    How to get fired and get unemployment 101:

    Go in to work blatantly blacked out on Xanax

    Leave politely when they tell u to leave

    File for unemployment

    Claim they are liars and hated you from the beginning and you think they were looking for a reason to fire you for the past couple months

    Bingo bango
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