2022-09-25 at 11:43 PM UTC
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Fona's House Hunt
Today we went and looked at 4 houses.
Our budget is $200k.
The first house looked good in the pictures but shotty as fuck in person and we quickly moved on.
Second house was amazing and had everything we wanted but was $20k over budget.
The pool was awesome but in reality that just drives up maintenance and insurance costs.
We really liked house #2 but it hasn't been on the market very long so trying to offer $20k less probably wasn't going to go anywhere.
We checked out house #3 but it was wired for niggers. It was clear something fucky had gone down there and it gave off a strange vibe.
4th house was sort of by chance. We happened to pass an open house sign on the way to the Fried Chicken store.
It would work but minimally.
Anyways, we are going to keep looking.
I use that Irish Spring bar soap and it does it's job.
Saves me a ton of money over liquid body soap.
Anyways, to answer your question I keep using it until it is so thin and bendy that it's too much hassle rubbing against my wash cloth.
I don't like wasting anything so I just well, eat the little sliver that's left over and let it go to work cleaning my insides.
2022-09-24 at 7:47 PM UTC
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ban truth detail
Put all Thruth Detail's Threads in a Fake News Thread.
2022-09-24 at 4:18 AM UTC
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Happy Birthday Kinkou
34 YEARS OLD.
May your homeless shelter birthday be a great and wonderful one.
2022-09-23 at 4:07 PM UTC
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Chantix chronicles.
On a normal weekday I smoke 11 or 12 cigarettes.
On weekend I smoke a lot less but substitute it with vaping.
Day 1
I took a Chantix. Let's see how this goes.
Yeah, so the kids got too much damn energy and my girlfriend is growing more tired by the day.
The kid's dad volunteered to find a solution that is better than just winging it every damn day of the week and he said "Don't worry fuys, I'm going to get her signed up for a class of sorts so every week she will at least have that to wear her out for a day".
Now I'll be honest, I was in the middle of ignoring him so I wasn't really paying any attention but I'm pretty sure I didn't agree to any of the shit I'm about to type.
The next day he brings the kid back so he can run off to fuck knows where and just sort of retard blurps out "something came up so I can't take part in this but I put down Fona's name to attend classes with the kid".
Now I'll be honest, I was in the middle of ignoring him so I wasn't really paying any attention and for whatever reason assumed I was just to be the transportation to and from in this situation.
Well apparently I'm not only suppose to do the driving but I'm also suppose to "take part" in said classes because the kid's a youngster and/or whatever.
To add salt to the wound I don't even get a funko pop for this because he only had enough money to sign us up for the classes.
Anyways, how bad can this really be? I mean I'll just pretend I'm sick. Right?
1st class is Saturday :(
2022-09-22 at 5:33 PM UTC
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Fona 9-22-2022
Holy crap.
My mom had to leave town for a few days and dropped off her dog with us to watch.
3 dogs + 2 cats + 3 people in this house.
The dogs all seem to be getting along okay which is a HUGE relief.
Cats have the basement and will be okay.
Booked tickets to go see Joe Gatto in Cincy and have been looking for a place to eat before the show but everything I click on is booked.
Might have to stop on the way down and eat outside the city.
This weekend is looking fucked for me or maybe my weekends are usually fucked and this one will be good.
Basically my girlfriend is going to a barmistfa or something on Saturday (or is she selling girl scout cookies) and so I'll be home alone Saturday just me myself and 5 animals.
Have no idea what Sunday will hold and don't really care.
Grocery pick up is scheduled for tomorrow which is nice knowing we won't have to fuck with that at least.
My credit score dropped 30 points thanks to financing that bed.
It did not occur to me that credit utilization breaks down to each individual card/account and doesn't look at it across all accounts so while I thought I was safe from being over 30% utilization it actually reported 100% utilization and my score took a big hit.
Now I'm in a hurry to knock that balance way the fuck down.
Nothing else is really new in my life. I'm on coffee #3 today getting zooted before work.
Hopefully it will be an easy night but I already know we will physically be missing one coworker and mentally missing another.
Anyways, I hope everyone is having a great day.
UPDATE
I have purchased tickets to go see funny man Joe Gatto.
He better be funny.
This dumb nigger want's like $100 minimum for tickets all the way to $500.
I'm leaning toward getting cheap seats so that I won't be so annoyed when I don't find him funny.
And to be honest I found a giant heart shaped jacuzzi on top of a wine glass for $300 a night that I'd rather go enjoy.
If it wasn't centered on the very back of my head where it is impossible to see I'd do it myself.
They did say I would have to play out of pocket for this. Kind of like WTF hoe is removing a cancerous mole not covered by insurance?
And no, it's not just my insurance either. The lady said no insurance company's cover this type of thing.
I made an appointment with a skin cancer doctor to remove my head at the end of next month.
There are 2 moles on my head and I don't like them. 1 affects me because when I sleep on it I feel it all the following day and I might as well cut off my head because of the other one too.
The trash can doesn't belong to me, it belongs to them trash company. I have no interest on keeping track of where their can goes.
Took her car to Jiffy Lube for an oil change but they were out of tire plugs so I had to go to a tire shop also.
Im just happy it's off my mind now.
Ill together I spent $100ish which hurts but I wasnt about to clean out the garage and go buy ramps.
2022-09-19 at 3:16 PM UTC
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Fona 9-19-2022
Good morning chaps.
Hope everyone is having a great day.
I'm drinking coffee and planning goals for my week.
Nothing too spectacular but I would like to get a couple things off the back burner.
Don't have much time for fucking around today because I need to get to work.
Anyways, take care.
UPDATE
A new replacement trash can has been delivered.
It's so clean I don't even want to throw my garbage in it.
Definitely going to spray paint my house number on this one.
