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Posts by BeeReBuddy

  1. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    Originally posted by STER0S when is your urinalysis?

    Friday Morning.
  2. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    Epclusa
  3. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    How should I secure it to my person and how should I dispense it?
  4. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    The heater is working now!
  5. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    The maintenance man is in my closet working on my heater.
    I hope he gets it working or I will have to go out to the car and bring in a space heater Michelle specifically told me NOT to buy but I was worried he might have to order a part or something and I got all week to take it back if it turns out I don't need it.
  6. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    Originally posted by Solstice You really think a guy who fixes shitty apartments for a living doesn't smoke weed too?

    You don't understand.
    I've got to leave town.
  7. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    I gotta call maintenance but my apartment smells like a marijuana factory.
  8. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    I have smoked opium.
    Like Red said earlier there is zero edge and it makes you extremely relaxed.
    A little bit of it can last you quite a while too.
    I use to get it from this "party boy" who would come from Chicago once a month with loads of fun drugs that were not common to find in Dayton.
    He mainly hung around the college scene and I have no recollection of how I met the guy.
    He sold X and opium and I think he had LSD.
    I can't remember what all he had/could bring because all I ever bought was opium from him.
    I wasn't very much interested in partying.
    I liked to relax and it does that completely in ways nothing else really quite does.
    I remember asking him if he could get heroin for me once and he came with black tar heroin which I did not want at all.
    He didn't know there were different types of heroin.
    It was so fucking gooey and I asked him "how the fuck am I going to shoot this up?"
    I lost contact with the guy and his spray painted gold shoes.
  9. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    Currently I take Gaba, Epclusa, Chantix, Marijuana.
  10. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    Everything is still very broken.
    Fix it bitch!
  11. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    Originally posted by rabbitweed At least you now recognise you have a drug addiction

    I did recognize it.
    Im just allergic to sobriety so I smoke weed.
  12. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    The truth is that he is always sleeping.
  13. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    I made it 46 hours and gave in.
    Really I just didn't see the point in making myself suffer when I already have the sure fire fetish piss.
    Chell got mad at me for being a junkie and is all disappointed in my lack of will power.

    But I didn't know that she thought I was giving it up for good.
    I mean hello?
    Like, NO
    I was just stopping so I could pass a piss test but then I found out I wasn't going to pass anyways so I got some fake pee and now I am at least going to finish off the bag of weed I got.
    Can you guys believe she wanted me to flush my weed down the toilet?
    Anyways, I am going to try and move up that drug test so I can either pass or they can comment on how big my dick is while the fail me for cheating.
    But as for the weed, I think I am going to put it down.
    It doesn't get in my way and I absolutely love the feels I get from it.
    I did tell her I would quit though so I will keep my word.
    I promised her I would buy no more weed after I finish off the bag I have now.
  14. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby Im doing fine just laying in bed watching fox news 🗞️

    i thought your power was out and you had no water and you were also recovering from a car accident...
  15. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    Originally posted by WolfgangBladt if ur getting fake piss, just pick up some weed. it doesnt matter since ur getting fake/someone else's piss.

    The fake piss is only for if I can't piss clean on my own in time.
    I really don't like the idea of calling my new employer and asking if they care if I smoke marijuana whether it is medical or not.
    Even after I pass the test there will just be another one down the road to pass so I might as well just take a little break from it.
  16. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    Ask a police officer what to do.
  17. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    Hi guys.
    I finally got out of bed.
    Id been laying there for almost 18 hours.
    I feel weak and depressed.
    Chell was yelling at me this morning for refusing to go to work.'
    "We are going to be homeless cuz of you" type of shit.
    Thanks for being supportive babe.

    Anyways, the fake piss store doesn't open until noon.
    I also plan of stopping somewhere and picking up some new windshield wipers.

    Other than that stuff, I really just don't give much of a fuck right now.
    I haven't smoked weed in 36 hours now and it sucks.
  18. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    Stop worshiping my piss.
  19. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    Today is my last day smoking marijuana until after I get this new job.
    Ive been soo baked all day long.
    Tomorrow is going to feel like the color brown.
  20. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    I had 7 but just used 1 for today because I took off due to the snow.
    Now I have 6 left and I start my new job on March 1st.
    I thought about either using them all next week and enjoying some R&R or I could save them and start taking them March 1st in case my new job sucks or I get fired in which case I would just go to my old job and act like I was on vacation while if my new job is better then I will just not come back from vacation.
    Thoughts?
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