There is already some other man's seed all up in that.
And if the baby is a boy then that will make you a gay pedo.
Not some 7 story rooftop like a queer.
Fuck you queers I'm going to level 8 now!
Shit so it goes bad tomorrow.
Im not even using it at all.
I buy all my weed illegally in big plastic bags.
But it still is cool to carry.
But it is more cool to conceal and carry.
Should I trade my dope license for a glock?
2021-02-27 at 4:08 PM UTC
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Fona 2-27-20201
Good morning my friends and family.
How is everyone doing today?
Have you plans for this weekend?
I slept a good bit last night.
Today I'm feeling pretty okay too.
Chell and I have no plans for today but hopefully we will find something to do together that will occupy a few hours.
The only stuff I still want to get done this weekend are my taxes (but they got confusing) and buy a few shirt.
There really isn't much going on I guess.
HDL and I played some GTA V this morning and that was fun.
I'm going to go shower and get dressed. Chell is hungry and I need to go pick us up something yummy.
I have you 2 different websites and can file for a return of either $120 or $200 but both of those numbers seem small.
There was a few things I just blew passed filling out because they are confusing but I doubt it would have made a big difference.
Does everyone else have a shit tax return?
Im thinking of going to H&R block and having them do it in case I am fucking it up but Im afraid they will get the same refund for me and then charge me money for having done it leaving me with even less.
Folks?
2021-02-26 at 3:15 PM UTC
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Dishwashing day
Dish washing is important AF.
I wish I could tip the dishwasher person way more than the waiter who just sets a plate on a table.
have you ever went to a restaurant and questioned how sanitary your silverware or plate was?
Waiters are not important enough to really tip.
They honestly don't do that much.
Send a tip to the cook and or the dishwasher.
2021-02-26 at 3:28 AM UTC
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1 day until my drug test.
My piss test is in the morning. Im not too nervous. What can I do about it anyways. The only options are to go for the job or skip it and be fucked without trying.
It is $50 a month per cat.
They came and went fairly quickly.
They didn't even have time to spot that I had 2 cats instead of the 1 cat.
I was sure they would spot my other cat and even went and got the correct amount of rent gathered up for when they called me out on not paying my 2nd cats rent.
Now how am I suppose to go and change this money order to pay for only 1 $50 cat rent instead of 2?
2021-02-24 at 9:52 PM UTC
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I need to go pay my rent.
Paying rent took an hour and a half.
I had to drive all the way to another city to use an ATM and then drive back here and find a gas station for a money order and by the time I got back my landlord had went home.
