Fona 2-18-2020

1. 2021-02-18 at 3:02 PM UTC

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   BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
   Hi guys.
   I finally got out of bed.
   Id been laying there for almost 18 hours.
   I feel weak and depressed.
   Chell was yelling at me this morning for refusing to go to work.'
   "We are going to be homeless cuz of you" type of shit.
   Thanks for being supportive babe.
   
   Anyways, the fake piss store doesn't open until noon.
   I also plan of stopping somewhere and picking up some new windshield wipers.
   
   Other than that stuff, I really just don't give much of a fuck right now.
   I haven't smoked weed in 36 hours now and it sucks.
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2. 2021-02-18 at 3:03 PM UTC

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   larrylegend8383 Naturally Camouflaged
   you're a fucking joke
3. 2021-02-18 at 3:05 PM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Yeah women never have your back when you need them to no matter how much you do for them. It's all take with them.
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4. 2021-02-18 at 3:07 PM UTC

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   WolfgangBladt Houston
   if ur getting fake piss, just pick up some weed. it doesnt matter since ur getting fake/someone else's piss.
5. 2021-02-18 at 3:19 PM UTC

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   BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]

   Originally posted by WolfgangBladt if ur getting fake piss, just pick up some weed. it doesnt matter since ur getting fake/someone else's piss.

   
   The fake piss is only for if I can't piss clean on my own in time.
   I really don't like the idea of calling my new employer and asking if they care if I smoke marijuana whether it is medical or not.
   Even after I pass the test there will just be another one down the road to pass so I might as well just take a little break from it.
6. 2021-02-18 at 3:59 PM UTC

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   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
   don't take the drug test. I will make fun of you for pissing for a man and call you gay
   
   
7. 2021-02-18 at 4 PM UTC

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   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]

   Originally posted by BeeReBuddy I might as well just take a little break from it.

   
   You're a fucking bitch that has to modify your life to work a minimum wage job.
8. 2021-02-18 at 5:10 PM UTC

   #8
   

   Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
   Im going to head out and go to the fake pee store.
9. 2021-02-18 at 5:19 PM UTC

   #9
   

   Robert Mugabe African Astronaut
   Weed withdrawals SUCK-ASS!
10. 2021-02-18 at 5:32 PM UTC

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    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    
    
    Snow everywhere.
    Waiting on my car to warm up.
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11. 2021-02-18 at 5:43 PM UTC

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    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]

    Originally posted by Fonaplats Im going to head out and go to the fake pee store.

    
    faggot that plays with piss
12. 2021-02-18 at 6:10 PM UTC

    #12
    

    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    
    
    Score!
13. 2021-02-18 at 6:12 PM UTC

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    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    PISS LOOKING FAGGOT!!!!!
    PISS LOOKING FAGGOT!!!!!
    PISS LOOKING FAGGOT!!!!!
    PISS LOOKING FAGGOT!!!!!
    PISS LOOKING FAGGOT!!!!!
    PISS LOOKING FAGGOT!!!!!
    PISS LOOKING FAGGOT!!!!!
    
    
14. 2021-02-18 at 6:14 PM UTC

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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    How the fuck can fake pee be a thing?
15. 2021-02-18 at 6:15 PM UTC

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    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    its for faggots
16. 2021-02-18 at 6:15 PM UTC

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    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]

    Originally posted by Donald Trump How the fuck can fake pee be a thing?

    
    Dont steal.
    The government doesn't like competition.
17. 2021-02-18 at 7:49 PM UTC

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    cigreting Dark Matter

    Originally posted by Solstice Yeah women never have your back when you need them to no matter how much you do for them. It's all take with them.

    
    All women are put on this earth for 2 things. 1) babies. 2) drain resources that men produce, then monkeybranch to the next guy whenever they please with no remorse
18. 2021-02-18 at 8:08 PM UTC

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    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist

    Originally posted by BeeReBuddy The fake piss is only for if I can't piss clean on my own in time.
    I really don't like the idea of calling my new employer and asking if they care if I smoke marijuana whether it is medical or not.
    Even after I pass the test there will just be another one down the road to pass so I might as well just take a little break from it.

    
    how will you know if you can or not tho without them being able to test you? do you run your own test first?
19. 2021-02-18 at 8:14 PM UTC

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    STER0S Space Nigga [the disappointingly unanticipated slab]
    you should've gave chell a quick jab to the mouth just to set the tone a little.
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20. 2021-02-18 at 8:20 PM UTC

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    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    what would he have done imagine if she told him,
    
    “youre worse than hikimori worse than hiki now,” and yelled it real loud to his face.
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