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  1. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Paying early or paying late?

    Early so I don't get bitched at for having 2 cats when they find out I have 2 cats tomorrow during apartment inspections.
  2. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    This sucks.
  3. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    Yeah and who the fuck goes to Times Square to take this pic?

  4. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Oh that was her moms house huh…I always thought it was hers and figured she was doing ok financially. I'd have still slipped it a length regardless.

    Her mom was in the process of having her legally evicted.
    Then her plan B (dad) passed away.
    She lived with "boyfriends" for a while but they all got tired of her shit too.
    I did receive a message from her late 2019 in which she pathetically asked me for money.
    Apparently her mom kept her 2 dogs when she got kicked out. Not actually wanting to give Kinkou a reason to ever try and stop by, her mom was trying to put them in the car to abandon them at the animal shelter when one of them ran off. Kinkou's mom didn't even try and catch the dog but instead abandoned the remaining one and went home. Kinkou didn't know any of this and tried to go back to see her doggies when along the way she found the one that had escaped laying dead in the road in a mangled and rotting heap. Kinkou was tripping balls and went to her mom's house with a dead dog in her car and when she got there she flipping out that her other dog wasn't there either. Long story short Kinkou got arrested for domestic violence, trespassing, simple assault, failure to comply, assault on a police officer, possession of drugs, possession of drug paraphernalia, and bribery of a police officer. In jail she found out she was pregnant so during sentencing the judge tried cutting her a break and sentenced her to some intensive state sponsored rehab with 15 months at a Women's Correctional Center if she fucked up. Well she did fuck it up and she ended up going to prison, catching covid and having a miscarriage.
    That's just what she told me though.
  5. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]



    Lol, looks like someone finally punched him in the face?
    Hey Grylls, wanna tell us what that thing under your eye is all about?
    Did you try and suk off the wrong granpap?
  6. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]



    jk
  7. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]



    I see he is still wearing that shirt.
  8. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]



    Looks like he finally made it back to NY. Albeit a little later than expected.
  9. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    Before and after.




    It appears that even in old age she is living at her mom's house.
  10. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    Let him blow Asians.
  11. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    Terri Schiavo
  12. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    Originally posted by cigreting Ive fucking told you in your other threads. Do you not check in on replies to them?

    Im sorry, I am under a lot of stress.

    Anyways, I am getting closer to killing the dragon.

  13. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    Originally posted by cigreting ive used fake piss several times and its worked every time

    How do you do it?
  14. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    My internet is too slow for me to procrastinate playing video games all day.
    I am dressed and ready to go out an get stuff done.
    Not looking forward to going into Walmart. I hope they have self check out open.
    There is little else to do today.
    Still haven't touched my taxes.
    I tried using free tax website but it says that because I have an HSA account that I need to pay them $25 and use their DELUXE version.
    Im not even sure where all my tax forms are but does it really matter if I don't file the Robinhood part that says I made $6 in the stock market last year?
  15. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    Oh man oh man oh man.
    I got the anxiety you guys.
    It has been so long since I left the house I wouldn't be surprised if my car won't start.
    Not having a job is stressful.

    Today I have a couple of goals.
    Goal #1 is yesterday's goal which was to finish my taxes.
    Yea... I didn't do that yesterday.
    Goal #2 is to go to Walmart and buy extra small tighty whities to hold my fetish piss securely along with some duct tape for extra measure.
    Goal #3 will be to find something else to throw in that shopping cart in hopes of not looking too suspect.

    Yesterday I was doing practice runs of synthetically pissing and I had one instance where the botte of fake pee fell out of my pants leg. That cannot happen during the actual mission.

    Something I need to start practicing is controlling the temperature of the piss because I do not want to be caught trying to cool down my piss by blowing on it during the drug test.

    And I am still afraid the cap will open while the entire thing is tucked in my pants and I will look like a god damn piss covered idiot.

    The silence of being alone in the apartment all day is going to add to my anxiety.
    As much as I wish I could stay home and play video games for 24 hours straight I cannot as it gives me an overwhelming feeling of "probably going to jail".

    I thought about buying another fake piss and going to get more jobs so that I can use probability as a back up plan.

    With modern science and the invention of the internet I am able to search for possible employers and find out what type of drug testing they do. Sometimes anyways...

    The real limiting factor will be knowing I am in the worst shape of my life and now I got to "fake it 'til I make it" starting all over again wherever it is I start.

    What are your first hand experiences with being a loser?
    I very much would like to hear from some of you on how you seemingly don't care that you're a piece of shit.
  16. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    Originally posted by blaster master You pass the whizz quiz?

    I go take it this Friday.
  17. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    Im going to start out my day by doing my taxes.
    That usually makes me some money.
  18. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    Good morning everyone.
    I stayed up late last night playing video games.
    It was kind of nice just gaming for the better part of 24 hours. I hadn't done that in a while.
    I have all the way until next Monday before my expected start date at my new job.
    There is not really much of anything on my agenda for the week so I guess Ill just do me.
    Not sure what I wanna do though.
    Does anyone wanna meet up?
  19. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby pretty sure your hep is detectable considering you're put on a national database to prevent people like you to donate. at the plasma center they literally ask you if you have hepatitis and will test your blood to see if you're lying to them.

    but anyways arnie, what happened to your new job? is that already out the window like your new puppy?

    My new job starts next Monday after I pass a pee test.
  20. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    The best meat is beat meat.
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