2021-03-05 at 1:36 AM UTC
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Rabbitweed is fucking dead
The one time he was below sea level and now he is dead.
RIP
I hope you live longer than me so you can record the audio tape of my auto-biography.
2021-03-03 at 10:08 PM UTC
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Fona 3-3-2021
Hello guys.
Hope everyone is doing well and having a great day.
I just woke up an hour ago from my sleep.
About to go to walmart and buy shirts and sharpies.
Then I gotta grab dinner.
Anything new with you guys?
Just got a little cat nap in before my second night of work.
Time to go at it again.
I left my lunch in the fridge at work last night but with such a short lunch break I was only able to eat less than half of it anyways.
I still have plenty for tonight.
I got some sleep today.
It was pretty easy falling asleep.
Just ate some Taco Bell.
Now I am just relaxing before I go to work in a while.
My electricity bill went up 5 dollars. OMG.
Kinda dont know what to go on about at the moment.
Oh well.
No really guys I actually go out of my way to not engage like that with people in the work place.
Being at work and seeing the same people all day and only those people and even if they are all ugly, eventually the least ugly one is going to look not so ugly. It works kinda the same way being drunk does but replace the alcohol factor with 2080 hours a year.
I have seen many people really hate their lives after hooking up with co-workers.
You don't know if that bitch is crazy in her free time.
And why would I want a woman doing the same work as me?
I want my woman bringing home bank not a fona-wage.
2021-03-02 at 1:28 PM UTC
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Three most unfunny posters
If Candyrein had HIV she would disclose it with people she sleeps with.
Spent 2 hours just going over needless safety crap.
Basically if it can hurt you don't even fuck with it.
Then the rest of the day was actual work
My gear consists of a computer I wear that tells me everything and is connected to our GLOBAL HQ.
I get this thing that lets me shoot laser beams off my finger like a wizard. Those lasers are what made my day so nice because basically yeah, it is pretty much just a smaller version of a grocery scanner gun but it does all the work for me and everything is digital. Im not spending hours a day dicking around with paper work.
There are freight elevators (I fukkin love freight elevators!).
The boxes I moved at my old job usually weighed anywhere between 5-50pounds and my new job the heaviest box I lifted all night was maybe 10 pounds and it was just that one box. All the rest of my boxes only weighed maybe 1 pound (that is rounding up).
I wish I could tell you guys more but I can't because everyone here has proven themselves a cunt including myself.
I do want to thank everyone for supporting all my old "FUCK MY JOB" threads and my "Fake Pee" threads.
Without NIS keeping it real I would probably still be getting cucked at my old job having no one to speak for my best interests.
Anyways, I love you all and thank you.
Not sure how my sleep schedule will pan out but Im going to try and stay up for a little while and then hit the hay with the goal and being able to spend some awake time with Chell before she goes to bed.
What are you doing today?
