One time my buddy and I bought a couple air beds so we didn't have to sleep on the floor but when we got back home we found they did not come with pumps to inflate them.
Blowing into them with lungs did not seem like it was working...
So we took them outside and I held the hole up to the exhaust of his car while he gave it gas.
Be careful not to press it directly against it or it might melt a hole in it but his car was a little 4 banger and we managed.
Then you can go inside and sleep on your comfy new carbon monoxide bed.
Just don't pop it or everyone in the room will die.
When I moved my old roommate tried recycling all my beer cans and got a ticket for open container.
I feel mildly bad but also I think it is funny.
2021-03-10 at 3:21 AM UTC
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Fona 3-9-2021
I don't have anything wired to tell you but it is their fucking equipment and therefore their fault.
2021-03-10 at 2:59 AM UTC
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Fona 3-9-2021
I need to get more internet quotes.
Also, Im looking forward to the stimulus check because Im going to stimulate myself with a new computer.
Hopefully I get my last paycheck from my old job this week so I can go ahead and buy some new tires too.
for being the wife of a MAN.
2021-03-10 at 1:58 AM UTC
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Fona 3-9-2021
Hello everyone.
What did you do today?
I had the internet repair guy come out and bull shit me wasting an hour of my time.
He said my intermittent internet is a result of a software problem and there was nothing he could do about it.
Then I asked him if he could go ahead and hook the outlet in my office up so that I could keep the boxes in there instead of behind my couch where resetting them sucks.
He proceeded to try and tell me that it was impossible to switch the line from one outlet to another even though they are on opposite sides of the same wall mere inches from each other.
Meanwhile I found out that if I had moved to an apartment a quarter mile away I could be getting 1GBps internet speed with fiber optic for only $20 more a month than I pay for the 30mbps I am suppose to get that is actually more like 3mbps...
He wasted my morning and after he left I fell asleep and woke up just in time to do not much at all.
I am about to get dressed and go pick something up for dinner because Chell doesn't get that I can't eat a piece of toast for dinner and go do my physically demanding job for 8 hours.
Im probably going to go get more KFC.
Anyways, ttyl.
<3 Fona
2021-03-09 at 3:24 PM UTC
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Changed my setup...
OP is a good guy.
He isn't hurting me living the way he wants too.
Honestly I am proud of him and think he is cool.
I am only giving him shit cuz I like him.
Imagine how much time it felt like growing up from Kindergarten all the way to graduating high school.
Time has felt much faster these last 13 years compared to those 13 years in school.
This time 13 years ago I was so excited at the prospect of becoming an adult.
Knowing very soon I was to take off and go be something.
Had I known how these last 13 years were to turn out way back when I would probably have hung myself.
I am glad things finally got better but I did a lot of damage and for a long long time it all really sucked.
I wonder what life will be like in 13 more years.
My hopes are that in 13 more years I will find myself happy.
With a good paying job of sorts maybe even working from home.
I'd like to see myself in a sweet house with a stupid amount of toys.
Pretty much what I have know except on a grander scale with no debt.
2021-03-09 at 3:14 AM UTC
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I only get 2G at work!
Did I make this thread already?
Well just in case I didn't or you didn't read it I will type it up anyways.
I only get 2G at work.
Which is not enough G to even load NIS over the course of a 20 minute break.
Quite honestly it is one of the shittiest things about my new job.
I won't be surprised to find out that I can't even take calls although I haven't tried yet.
There is wifi at work but I am unlikely to get the password for it.
2021-03-09 at 1:17 AM UTC
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lol at this polish chick
I can see why Germany invaded Poland first.
