Posts by BeeReBuddy

1. 2021-03-11 at 2:58 AM UTC in My couch isn't even due in stock until March 28th a full 6 months after I bought it.
   

   BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
   I am so annoyed.
   They gave me a broken ass replica couch that has already fallen apart as a place holder.
   My love seat did come in and I am making payments on it but by the time my couch gets here my loveseat will be a few months old.
   The only reason I even bought this furniture was because it was all I could afford at the time and bow that I have more money Im tempted to just cancel the stupid couch and use that money to but something useful like a lawyer to sue Morris Home Furnishings for being scum bags.
2. 2021-03-10 at 11:55 PM UTC in How to inflate an air mattress without a pump.
   

   BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
   One time my buddy and I bought a couple air beds so we didn't have to sleep on the floor but when we got back home we found they did not come with pumps to inflate them.
   Blowing into them with lungs did not seem like it was working...
   So we took them outside and I held the hole up to the exhaust of his car while he gave it gas.
   Be careful not to press it directly against it or it might melt a hole in it but his car was a little 4 banger and we managed.
   Then you can go inside and sleep on your comfy new carbon monoxide bed.
   Just don't pop it or everyone in the room will die.
3. 2021-03-10 at 11:49 PM UTC in My friend got a ticket recycling my beer cans.
   

   BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
   When I moved my old roommate tried recycling all my beer cans and got a ticket for open container.
   I feel mildly bad but also I think it is funny.
4. 2021-03-10 at 11:41 PM UTC in White people need to stop.
   

   BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
   Quit thinking just because you mean well that anyone appreciates it.
   
   
   
5. 2021-03-10 at 3:24 AM UTC in Chauvin's Going to Walk
   

   BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]

   Originally posted by Sudo you have the most shallow opinions. It's like when something is too nuanced and not straight forward you shut down and attack it in the simplest way possible, knowing you are not using all the right tools. I bet you are poor and in a relationship with someone who is very old

   
   I see it for what it is. You're the one wanting to spin it for something else.
   Every black man ever has said they were innocent.
   Haven't you ever watched any of the 30 years of COPS episodes.
   Black people are always caught in somebody else's pants with drugs that aren't theirs.
6. 2021-03-10 at 3:21 AM UTC in Fona 3-9-2021
   

   BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
   I don't have anything wired to tell you but it is their fucking equipment and therefore their fault.
7. 2021-03-10 at 2:59 AM UTC in Fona 3-9-2021
   

   BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
   I need to get more internet quotes.
   Also, Im looking forward to the stimulus check because Im going to stimulate myself with a new computer.
   Hopefully I get my last paycheck from my old job this week so I can go ahead and buy some new tires too.
8. 2021-03-10 at 2:54 AM UTC in Chauvin's Going to Walk
   

   BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
   Flyod was a hardened criminal with a long rap sheep and history of violence.
   Do you think the cops are going to make any progress running around catching criminals with a net?
   
   
   
   Flyod suffered a consequence of his own actions.
   Drug dealers don't care who they hurt/kill with their shitty drugs.
   Flyod got karma and the officer was busy with an unruly crowd gathering on the sidewalk who didn't help at all.
9. 2021-03-10 at 2:44 AM UTC in Michelle Obama is inducted into the US National Women's Hall of Fame
   

   BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
   for being the wife of a MAN.
10. 2021-03-10 at 1:58 AM UTC in Fona 3-9-2021
    

    BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    Hello everyone.
    What did you do today?
    I had the internet repair guy come out and bull shit me wasting an hour of my time.
    He said my intermittent internet is a result of a software problem and there was nothing he could do about it.
    Then I asked him if he could go ahead and hook the outlet in my office up so that I could keep the boxes in there instead of behind my couch where resetting them sucks.
    He proceeded to try and tell me that it was impossible to switch the line from one outlet to another even though they are on opposite sides of the same wall mere inches from each other.
    Meanwhile I found out that if I had moved to an apartment a quarter mile away I could be getting 1GBps internet speed with fiber optic for only $20 more a month than I pay for the 30mbps I am suppose to get that is actually more like 3mbps...
    He wasted my morning and after he left I fell asleep and woke up just in time to do not much at all.
    I am about to get dressed and go pick something up for dinner because Chell doesn't get that I can't eat a piece of toast for dinner and go do my physically demanding job for 8 hours.
    Im probably going to go get more KFC.
    Anyways, ttyl.
    <3 Fona
11. 2021-03-09 at 3:24 PM UTC in Changed my setup...
    

    BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    OP is a good guy.
    He isn't hurting me living the way he wants too.
    Honestly I am proud of him and think he is cool.
    I am only giving him shit cuz I like him.
12. 2021-03-09 at 3:22 PM UTC in It has been 13 years since I was in school.
    

    BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    Imagine how much time it felt like growing up from Kindergarten all the way to graduating high school.
    Time has felt much faster these last 13 years compared to those 13 years in school.
    This time 13 years ago I was so excited at the prospect of becoming an adult.
    Knowing very soon I was to take off and go be something.
    Had I known how these last 13 years were to turn out way back when I would probably have hung myself.
    I am glad things finally got better but I did a lot of damage and for a long long time it all really sucked.
    
    I wonder what life will be like in 13 more years.
    My hopes are that in 13 more years I will find myself happy.
    With a good paying job of sorts maybe even working from home.
    I'd like to see myself in a sweet house with a stupid amount of toys.
    Pretty much what I have know except on a grander scale with no debt.
13. 2021-03-09 at 3:03 PM UTC in Changed my setup...
    

    BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Not sure having the main monitor off to the side of the keyboard is ergonomically a good idea…think neck strain.

    
    I don't think he can type much on the minimal POS keyboard they got.
    
    I get that queers like to be fancy and must feel special but that thing is undisputedly lacking functionality that keyboards have all had for the last few decades. I highly doubt you can justify buying said keyboard without showing you're stupid.
14. 2021-03-09 at 12:50 PM UTC in I only get 2G at work!
    

    BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]

    Originally posted by Sophie Don't you have WiFi at home? Also,what phone do you have, depending on the model i could help you install a special ROM that comes with WiFi auditing tools. With those you can just run the tools when you're at work, collect handshakes/keys and crack Access Points. If you manage that, you'll have free WiFi.

    
    LG G8x Thin Q
15. 2021-03-09 at 3:17 AM UTC in Fona 3-8-2021
    

    BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]

    Originally posted by Nile ottawa

    
    Oh you're fucked.
    Ottawa is sister cities with Beijing, China.
16. 2021-03-09 at 3:14 AM UTC in I only get 2G at work!
    

    BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    Did I make this thread already?
    
    Well just in case I didn't or you didn't read it I will type it up anyways.
    
    I only get 2G at work.
    Which is not enough G to even load NIS over the course of a 20 minute break.
    Quite honestly it is one of the shittiest things about my new job.
    I won't be surprised to find out that I can't even take calls although I haven't tried yet.
    There is wifi at work but I am unlikely to get the password for it.
17. 2021-03-09 at 3:09 AM UTC in Fona 3-8-2021
    

    BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]

    Originally posted by Nile yes they're feeding me and giving me weed and smokes too, theres a place to chill and watch netflix as well. although I've just been browse the net.

    
    Which capital is this?
18. 2021-03-09 at 2:58 AM UTC in Fona 3-8-2021
    

    BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]

    Originally posted by Nile I'm like 2200 miles from home bro if i were to use hwy 17. I didn't think this would be the result.

    
    Are they feeding you?
19. 2021-03-09 at 2:14 AM UTC in Fona 3-8-2021
    

    BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]

    Originally posted by Nile I'm just in a bind right now. I ended up testing positive and was asked to isolate here cuz I happen to be homeless at the moment, a regrettable state of affairs yes but not permanent.
    
    Working on the small but important stuff right now.

    
    You got picked up by animal control basically.
20. 2021-03-09 at 1:17 AM UTC in lol at this polish chick
    

    BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    I can see why Germany invaded Poland first.