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  1. #1
    BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    Hello everyone.
    It sure warmed up here today.
    Unfortunately that means I can not hide inside of my hoodie much longer.
    And unfortunately my beach body has not come in yet.
    Anyways, Im one hungry motherfucker and can't decide what to have for dinner.
    I keep telling Chell I need substantial meals because I work so hard and then she comes back with a bag of chips....
    Im probably going to try and go out and pick up some KFC here soon.
    How was your day?
  2. #2
    Nile bump
    My day was alright im just chilling at the isolation center. I'll be free tomorrow. Have some people to call and things to move forward.
  3. #3
    BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    Originally posted by Nile My day was alright im just chilling at the isolation center. I'll be free tomorrow. Have some people to call and things to move forward.

    Sounds like you have no control over your own life.
  4. #4
    AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
    My day was GRGRGReat!!
    Slept late watched some tv, went for a walk,read some of a book,had a nice diner.
    Now I'm drinkin vodka and going to play some Fallout 4.
  5. #5
    Nile bump
    Originally posted by BeeReBuddy Sounds like you have no control over your own life.

    I'm just in a bind right now. I ended up testing positive and was asked to isolate here cuz I happen to be homeless at the moment, a regrettable state of affairs yes but not permanent.

    Working on the small but important stuff right now.
  6. #6
    Your girl really thinks a bag of chips is dinner?
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  7. #7
    BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    Originally posted by Nile I'm just in a bind right now. I ended up testing positive and was asked to isolate here cuz I happen to be homeless at the moment, a regrettable state of affairs yes but not permanent.

    Working on the small but important stuff right now.

    You got picked up by animal control basically.
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  8. #8
    Nile bump
    Originally posted by BeeReBuddy You got picked up by animal control basically.

    well no, i had an old jail cell to my self and decided to get tested when they were doing them. When I got released i thought i'd find my jeep and get outta here but it got sold when i was in jail and i lost my ID's with it, its fucked up man.

    Like I'm stuck in the nations capital with no friends, fam or job. I basically am in the process of getting something going on from square one, in a new city across the country, far from home.

    edit: i lost a few books too, one I liked it was hardback, printed in 39 and was just International Treaties.
  9. #9
    Nile bump
    I'm like 2200 miles from home bro if i were to use hwy 17. I didn't think this would be the result.
  10. #10
    BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    Originally posted by Nile I'm like 2200 miles from home bro if i were to use hwy 17. I didn't think this would be the result.

    Are they feeding you?
  11. #11
    POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    woke up after sleepin 11 hrs smoked weed all day and worked on my sled then went for a ride on it,, saw a bobcat and a mink today
    I rode across the lake on my way home ,, it was a sheet of glare ice
  12. #12
    Originally posted by BeeReBuddy Are they feeding you?

    Yes but only a bag of chips
  13. #13
    POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    oh yeah then i came home and took a nap then ate steak and mashed potatoes smoked more weed and watched westerns on you tube
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  14. #14
    Nile bump
    Originally posted by BeeReBuddy Are they feeding you?

    yes they're feeding me and giving me weed and smokes too, theres a place to chill and watch netflix as well. although I've just been browse the net.
  15. #15
    BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    Originally posted by Nile yes they're feeding me and giving me weed and smokes too, theres a place to chill and watch netflix as well. although I've just been browse the net.

    Which capital is this?
  16. #16
    Nile bump
    Originally posted by BeeReBuddy Which capital is this?

    ottawa
  17. #17
    BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    Originally posted by Nile ottawa

    Oh you're fucked.
    Ottawa is sister cities with Beijing, China.
  18. #18
    Nile bump
    yea but wat about that time they apprehended 2 canadians cuz we were fucking with the hauwei cfo or some shit at the beghest of the US, like wat game is our government playing at?

    we should have just tipped her off AND LET HER DIP
  19. #19
    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    Originally posted by Nile yea but wat about that time they apprehended 2 canadians cuz we were fucking with the hauwei cfo or some shit at the beghest of the US, like wat game is our government playing at?

    we should have just tipped her off AND LET HER DIP

    You're government is run by the chinese government.
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  20. #20
    Nile bump
    fucc u we're strong and free, any percieved eastern pivot is just hedging against the decline of the United States of America, we're gonna end up somebodies bitch tho whatever happens.
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