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Why is Archer & Wellhung so salty? It's just Squirrel and Larry???
***Repressed desires***
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JIDF Controlled Opposition
Originally posted by hydromorphone
.oh, is Infinityfuck a truck driver? I seen a trailer that had a decal on it saying "Infinityshock" lol.. Maybe the faggot is, he'd be such a loser to do that too.
honestly kinda fits
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Originally posted by mashlehash
That's nasty.
He's a nasty man.
i think its hilarious u talking shit about §m£ÂgØL. u wouldnt say this shit to him at lan, hes jacked. not only that but he wears the freshest clothes, eats at the chillest restaurants and hangs out with the hottest dudes
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2019-06-11 at 4:01 AM UTC
in
My mom is a fucking idiot
mashlehash
victim of incest
[my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
I'm going to smoke a bowl and think better of you, that's what I'm going to do.
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2019-06-11 at 3:13 AM UTC
in
My mom is a fucking idiot
mashlehash
victim of incest
[my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
Lol you sound really sheltered
, sorry
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I’ve seen a ton of fucked up shit. Working in a level 1 trauma unit for over 15 years will do that.
I’ve seen many people die right before my eyes. I’ve seen a man who had his foot cut off brought in, with a bag that was on ice. His foot was in the bag. I saw a man who got in a car wreck while his arm was hanging out the window. He was also brought in with a bag on ice, his arm was in it. I had to xray his arm separately. It had a watch on it that I had to take off for the xray. My students were losing it.
Can’t even remember how many cut off fingers I’ve xrayed.
I’ve xrayed a dead man that was shot dead by the cops. The coroners xray machine was broken, so they brought him to me. Rigor mortis had set in with his arms behind his back in cuffs. Yeah, I know, they cuffed him after they shot him, what kinda shit is that?
Watched a girl lay on a table with knife sticking out of her chest that moved as she breathed. Watched a 19 y/o kid, who shot himself in the head, take his last breaths. Then I had to go home and turn mommy mode back on😕
I’ve got hundreds of stories about the shit that dumb, drunk, drugged out, money hungry people do.
One story sticks out in my mind vividly. Two men were on a construction site and arguing about a woman. One guy hit the other in the head with the claw side of a hammer. It stuck in there, and he came in like that. They luckily took him to surgery, removed the hammer, and he suffered no brain damage. The claw went between the two hemispheres of the brain.🧠
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JIDF Controlled Opposition
Originally posted by HikikomoriYume0
Is the universe trying to tell me something?
yeah stop watching so many of those videos on youtube
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Yeah well I started using computers you had to rub the vacuum tubes together to get them lit.
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Originally posted by vindicktive vinny
your lying thru your teeths,
win xp32 wont work with anything larger than 2tb natively.
You're confusing fat32 and windows xp.
XP ships with NTFS fbw
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2019-06-10 at 3:48 PM UTC
in
I troll tyt so hard
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Jeez, it already started huh.
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Black Hole
[my hereto riemannian peach]
Originally posted by larrylegend8383
Lol but I am the Dad
Stick to pullin highschool gym teachers at Applebee's happy hour, Arch.
did you guys meet on date hotel, get married, have kids and continue to post on the site on its new incarnation? I'd like to understand the canon I'm dealing with here
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Originally posted by Archer513
“Fuck you larry,you’re not my real dad!”
10 times a day. Lol
That's easily dealt with
"Can I have $20"
...go ask your real dad
"Can I watch ## on TV"
...no, go ask to watch your real dads TV
"Can I get a ride to my friends house"
...go ask your real dad
"Will you be paying for me to go to college?"
lololol
etc etc.
The real dad thing quickly backfires on the little fuckers when they don't get shit.
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Did you know!? That if you get struck by lightning and you survive you get to show off your new lightning tattoo as proof.
Holy shit.
It's called Lichtenberg Figures and it usually goes away after a few months but if that isn't a neat memento i don't know what is. You get the same effect if you blast an electron beam at a block of acrylic.
Pretty cool.
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Rape kit lolol
Ghb, rope, duct tape, baseball bat..
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Originally posted by CandyRein
I remember in cheerleading practice the dreaded day of the leg popping
We had to literally push another girl spread eagle against the wall
You could hear a pop
I never got my legs popped because my sister was in cheerleading first and I always did the stretches with her and got flexibility over that time..so I already could do the splits
I taught myself to do a back hand spring in my backyard
Almost broke my neck but I got that chit
Most schools don't do that anymore after that one big scandal.
The splits is kinda pointless anyway, jumping and twirling and shit is cool but like " oh cool you can put ur pussy in the grass good shit gurl"?
Idk man.
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2019-06-09 at 10:53 PM UTC
in
I've been raped by a girl
Yeah ok I'm not reading all this sorry.
Normal/drunk raped- Not that big of a deal I guess.
Torture raped/raped very violently, get some stitches in your bumhole raped? Yeah, that's not like being forcefed carrots. That's gonna be on my mind when I don't want it to be.
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