2019-06-09 at 9:37 PM UTC
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Originally posted by larrylegend8383
You can speculate all you'd like but I already know she is a woman
Hey that's nice bud but pretty sure 🐿️ is a male 👍
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Idk what any of you lame faggots look like. I assume so, as my standards aren't incredibly high, but I feel like she'd try to swipe my wallet and then I'd have to garrote her and toss her in my deep freezer.
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2019-06-09 at 7:25 PM UTC
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What's the scoop on Sudo?
Your bubble yum ass would be dead if you wrote a song about his life.
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In 1983 four men raped a girl about 12 miles north of Sedona, Arizona off the side of Rt 89A. I was driving in from Flagstaff when I saw their car pulling in from deep off the road, an olive green 78 Malibu. There was also a white car that was abandoned with its door open, which was the big alarm bell for me. I made note of the location and kept driving till the next exit onto a rest stop, waited about 5 minutes after watching them drive by, then turned around. By the time I got back, highway police had already gotten there and were getting ready to start cordoning stuff off, get more officers involved etc. I got back there just at the time when they were bringing back the victim, Jennifer Selinas-Francis, to the police vehicle and trying to control her bleeding: the perpetrators had cut both her tits off at the nipples and slashed her throat to shreds after crushing it. Ironically this saved her from asphyxiation. This girl was being walked out of a ditch like a fucking zombie, gurgling at her neck, titties bleeding and exposed, blood running down her gorgeous ass that had some torn panties hanging from it. Fuck it was gruesome.
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2019-06-09 at 3:56 PM UTC
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One word story
AS GALACTIGON PLUCKED THE GLISTENING PLANT TESTICLE FROM ITS VEINY BERTH HE PLACED IT TO HIS PILGRIM LIPS AND SWORE THE SACRED WORDS OF HIS FATHERS BEFORE HIM. AND THE SKIES OPENED WITH A FEARSOME THUNDER, AND A FRAGRANT MILKY RAIN BEGAN TO POUR AS JISM FROM HEAVEN. IT WAS ONLY THEN THAT GALACTIGON LAID EYES UPON THE AVATAR. CLOTHED IN GOSSAMER SLOTH AND SILVER LEAVES, HIS OILED AND LITHE ASPECT DESENDING THE AETHERIAL STEPS WITH AN ALMOST UNNERVING GRACE. GALACTIGONS LIP TREMBLED WITH FEAR AS THE AVATAR CAME TO A STOP IN A MUDDY PUDDLE. HE AVERTED HIS GAZE DOWNWARD, PLANTING HIS FORHEAD IN THE EARTH, RAISING HIS BARE BUTTOCKS HEAVENWARD, THE WANDERER GASPED WITH BATED BREATH "THY WILL BE DONE...."
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I was partial to Altered Beast
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Originally posted by GGG
I was always really good at chasing those fucking mana thiefs
gotta chop dat sac BOI
OW!! MEE MEEP
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2019-06-09 at 12:48 PM UTC
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I love cumming in pussy
Agreed
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2019-06-09 at 11:49 AM UTC
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I love cumming in pussy
Originally posted by Sudo
see: history
So basically it has nothing to do with white colonialism and you just said some dumb shit you can't follow up like a pseudointellectual.
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2019-06-09 at 11:37 AM UTC
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I love cumming in pussy
I dream of backpacking through foreign lands and fucking strange women unprotected, getting them pregnant and just leaving... Maybe some might keep the child bestowed upon them by the handsome stranger who gave them the night of their life that summer in '22...
Yeah that's definitely in my planner.
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2019-06-09 at 10:25 AM UTC
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I love cumming in pussy
The idea of getting a girl pregnant is specifically what makes me cum.
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Originally posted by HikikomoriYume0
Yes … I haven't lived considering I haven't been witness to people dying or been involved in a car accident.
Might as well do some hard drugs and sell my body so I can join your club.
lolol
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mashlehash
victim of incest
[my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
Originally posted by HikikomoriYume0
You people remind me of how fortunate I am to be a hikikomori
Fuck Off.
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2019-06-09 at 5:34 AM UTC
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ATTN CASPER about Malice
mashlehash
victim of incest
[my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
Handle your dreams, dude.
They're your dreams, shut the fuck up and go back to sleep.
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2019-06-09 at 5:14 AM UTC
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ATTN CASPER about Malice
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Originally posted by HikikomoriYume0
Brownnose is a cool dude.
He has cool stories conjured up by his mental illness and isn't an asshole like the lot of you all here.
He's good in my books.
of course you like the worst posters
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Good thing OP, cause I scroll right by yours as well.
Be seein ya.
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OP will never read this. I can say whatever I want, and he'll never be able to defend himself. OP is a dork. OP thinks his mom is sexy. OP sneaks into his parents' bedroom at night just to sniff his dad's feet. OP once sent me a PM saying that he gave a blowjob to his grandpa and the only thing he regretted was how little he regretted it.
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2019-06-08 at 11:51 PM UTC
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I "ghosted" ACP/LUIGI
mashlehash
victim of incest
[my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
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