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  1. mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Fuck That, shoot that dope.
  2. mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    245 shoot that dope
  3. GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    Originally posted by DietYellow GGG is a super depressed, unemployed, lazy bitch

    Tfw i make more money sitting on my ass than you've ever made in your short life
  4. GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    Originally posted by DietYellow I did like 3/4 of a gram of T-PAIN and I feel alright. This is like the only time I've taken a big amount that didn't feel synthetic, itchy, and gross. I have about one more ok sized dose left and I probably won't buy any more as long as I'm on tramadol because it makes it pointless. I only do tianepine once a fortnite anyway because junkie jenes die hard.

    Lmao pathetic.
  5. mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    What do you do now §m£ÂgØL
  6. I told one of the spiritual counselors, a woman with a Lutheran theology Master's degree, that I basically believe that I am God and that shut her up completely from trying to force a higher power on me. She wouldn't look at me after that.

    The cop out they always use when you say you don't have a higher power is "Welll, what about the power of the group? Isn't that bigger than you?" Physically. But no, a group is not "Greater" or "Higher" than me, and the group is not "God as I understand him", and I'm not "Asking them to remove all my shortcomings, and giving my life to them and asking them to make all my decisions for me". Yet they tell me over and over that I get to keep my autonomy. Fascinating

    The point of AA is not really to get you to know God. It's to get you into a state of submission in whence you allow other people to make your decisions for you because you can't make decisions by yourself, which is why you are powerless. I guess it's not by my own power that I decided to get sober or drag myself to these meetings right? That was somebody else I guess. Sorry fam, I'm not responsible for me. That was actually God who jumped your girlfriend and dong cheeked her. Not me, no sir.
  7. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by mashlehash What do you do now §m£ÂgØL

    He ministers to his flock.
  8. mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Come on, let Pax Prentiss.
  9. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by DietYellow I told one of the spiritual counselors, a woman with a Lutheran theology Master's degree, that I basically believe that I am God and that shut her up completely from trying to force a higher power on me. She wouldn't look at me after that.

    The cop out they always use when you say you don't have a higher power is "Welll, what about the power of the group? Isn't that bigger than you?" Physically. But no, a group is not "Greater" or "Higher" than me, and the group is not "God as I understand him", and I'm not "Asking them to remove all my shortcomings, and giving my life to them and asking them to make all my decisions for me". Yet they tell me over and over that I get to keep my autonomy. Fascinating

    The point of AA is not really to get you to know God. It's to get you into a state of submission in whence you allow other people to make your decisions for you because you can't make decisions by yourself, which is why you are powerless. I guess it's not by my own power that I decided to get sober or drag myself to these meetings right? That was somebody else I guess. Sorry fam, I'm not responsible for me. That was actually God who jumped your girlfriend and dong cheeked her. Not me, no sir.

    It's good to know you get it. I guess the talking points they use are selected because traditionally they work on the most amount of people.

    I bet if AA/NA tuned their talking points to suit the individual they are addressing they'd get the skeptics too.
  10. GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    Originally posted by mashlehash What do you do now §m£ÂgØL

    I suck dicks
  11. mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Originally posted by GGG I suck dicks

    Okay..

    How do you suck them?
  12. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by mashlehash Okay..

    How do you suck them?

    He does so with gusto.
  13. mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Originally posted by Sophie He does so with gusto.

    That's nasty.

    He's a nasty man.
  14. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by mashlehash That's nasty.

    He's a nasty man.

    You just hate mexicans you bigot.
  15. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by mashlehash That's nasty.

    He's a nasty man.

    i think its hilarious u talking shit about §m£ÂgØL. u wouldnt say this shit to him at lan, hes jacked. not only that but he wears the freshest clothes, eats at the chillest restaurants and hangs out with the hottest dudes
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  16. mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    But he sucks pee pee
  17. RestStop Space Nigga
    Originally posted by OG_GREENPLASTIC_JOHNSON_III i need to go to fucking sleep

    Sleep is for broke people tho!
  18. Soyboy VII: Mattchews Camping Trip Houston [baulk my topological rheum]
    Originally posted by Narc yeah it was. i never realised he'd made a necklace from her teeth and was wearing it, lol. he always was a fucking nut tho.

    https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5732959/Cannabis-obsessed-boyfriend-33-flushed-girlfriends-body-parts-loo-jailed.html

    28 years tho, fuck that.


    .

    Yesterday Mrs Justice May told him: 'By all accounts Kirby was besotted with you, following wherever you went, doing whatever you asked her to do.

    'When she messaged one of your cousins about a form of marriage ceremony that you and she had undertaken on a beach, she described you as the love of her life.

    'You on the other hand spoke of her as 'that skanky bitch'.

    'It was Kirby who went out and did the shopping, got the cash, found accommodation for you both; you sat in your basement flat watching TV and taking, on your own account, whatever drugs you could get.

    Women like being treated like shit
  19. "Loo" might be the greatest word ever

    Either that or "nonce"
  20. Octavian motherfucker
    Did someone say NONCE?!

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