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Squirrel seems like the type of girl who will leave you if your Dick is too small...
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2019-06-10 at 3:31 PM UTCOr
just bang them and go home
Move to the next one when they try to cuck you into step daddy bullshit ππ»
Living with a bunch of other dudes walking/talkin jis loads is kinda fucked up. -
2019-06-10 at 3:32 PM UTC
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2019-06-10 at 3:45 PM UTC
Originally posted by Archer513 Or
just bang them and go home
Move to the next one when they try to cuck you into step daddy bullshit ππ»
Living with a bunch of other dudes walking/talkin jis loads is kinda fucked up.
Originally posted by Archer513 Or
just bang them and go home
Move to the next one when they try to cuck you into step daddy bullshit ππ»
Living with a bunch of other dudes walking/talkin jis loads is kinda fucked up.
Or just continue being a chubby dude in his 40's who'd cuck out to a stranded Lukin while sipping bloody marry's across the table from Master of Bacon lol
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2019-06-10 at 3:53 PM UTCLarry mad as fuck
Lolz
Larry,make sure that Internet bill gets paid.
Those kids need their fortnight ππ»
βWho ate all the fucking pop tarts!?! I pay the fucking bills around here and I canβt get 1 fucking pop tart!!!!β -
2019-06-10 at 3:55 PM UTCLol you feel good Captain when MOB was staring at you with those dreamy eyes?
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2019-06-10 at 3:58 PM UTCLarry,you buy a mini van yet?
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2019-06-10 at 4:03 PM UTCLemme guess you stayed at the bar for 1 hr, maybe 2, before you realized how big of a mistake you made?
My nigga was straight duped by those downward camera angles.
Pimpin ain't easy though chubs, we understand. -
2019-06-10 at 4:04 PM UTC
Originally posted by Sudo dead
you're trying to use the enlightened age we live in to justify having a tiny penis. In order to have unembarassing sex you need to research and purchase products designed for women to use on themselves. Your penis is not even part of the equation.
I'm not saying you're a terrible person, I'm just saying you're not a man. HTS is so much more of a man than you are
Scron's girlfriend got a bigger dick than CF.
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2019-06-10 at 4:12 PM UTCFatherβs Day is comin up Larry
House all to yourself
Finally get to eat all them pop tarts
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2019-06-10 at 4:13 PM UTCLolz mkay Captain
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2019-06-10 at 4:35 PM UTCI'm captain?
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2019-06-10 at 4:43 PM UTCWell Archie is DH hall of fame Captain of the year 2016
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2019-06-10 at 4:47 PM UTC
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2019-06-10 at 4:47 PM UTC??? Oh a loser reference.
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2019-06-10 at 4:48 PM UTC
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2019-06-10 at 4:49 PM UTC
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2019-06-10 at 4:52 PM UTC
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2019-06-10 at 4:57 PM UTCI hit a sore spot with Larry
He obviously feels like a bitch
Let it out Larry. Let us in. All your insecurities and bitchness. We wonβt judge. -
2019-06-10 at 5:07 PM UTC
Originally posted by Sudo if you have a girl who would stay with a guy with a tiny dick because she doesn't like sexual satisfaction and thinks she deserves a shitty small dicked guy because she's a shitty small dicked girl then that is not the girl for me
maybe the tiny dicked guy has some redeeming qualities but at the end of the day, it's not like you can put an extra piece in it like a table for when company comes over
there used to be an age where women were actually ashamed of themselves for having loose vaginas, very much like how they would be ashamed of baring their knees and thighs,
but i guess the jedi media managed to brainwash them into the degenerates and whores they're today.
and now, not only are they not ashamed of their promiscuity, but they're actually being proud of it like its their fashion statement. -
2019-06-10 at 5:10 PM UTC
