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What's the most fucked up shit you've seen irl?

  1. stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
    Proof of above statement.
  2. Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Originally posted by Common De-mominator

    how many police chases you think i had over the years?


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  3. Common De-mominator African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Narc how many police chases you think i had over the years?


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    Outside of your imagination and television, zero.

    At least zero you got away from.
  4. Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Originally posted by Common De-mominator Outside of your imagination and television, zero.

    At least zero you got away from.

    too young to remember the early 90s


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  5. Common De-mominator African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Narc too young to remember the early 90s


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    Imagine*
  6. Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    diffrent world back then.


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  7. Technologist victim of incest
    I’ve seen a ton of fucked up shit. Working in a level 1 trauma unit for over 15 years will do that.

    I’ve seen many people die right before my eyes. I’ve seen a man who had his foot cut off brought in, with a bag that was on ice. His foot was in the bag. I saw a man who got in a car wreck while his arm was hanging out the window. He was also brought in with a bag on ice, his arm was in it. I had to xray his arm separately. It had a watch on it that I had to take off for the xray. My students were losing it.
    Can’t even remember how many cut off fingers I’ve xrayed.
    I’ve xrayed a dead man that was shot dead by the cops. The coroners xray machine was broken, so they brought him to me. Rigor mortis had set in with his arms behind his back in cuffs. Yeah, I know, they cuffed him after they shot him, what kinda shit is that?

    Watched a girl lay on a table with knife sticking out of her chest that moved as she breathed. Watched a 19 y/o kid, who shot himself in the head, take his last breaths. Then I had to go home and turn mommy mode back on😕

    I’ve got hundreds of stories about the shit that dumb, drunk, drugged out, money hungry people do.

    One story sticks out in my mind vividly. Two men were on a construction site and arguing about a woman. One guy hit the other in the head with the claw side of a hammer. It stuck in there, and he came in like that. They luckily took him to surgery, removed the hammer, and he suffered no brain damage. The claw went between the two hemispheres of the brain.🧠
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  8. kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    when I opened up my cats coffin, I was pretty shocked



    when I heard that he died I was actually at the beer store because I worked nights and I walked up and down the isle for a second. It was disgusting humanity but He was mine and always will be. It hurt my heart because he was all I had that lived with me.

    I petted him and he was very cold (he was in my freezer) He was my little man.

    RIP Bubba.
  9. WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by Narc diffrent world back then.


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    how so?
  10. mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Originally posted by Technologist I’ve seen a ton of fucked up shit. Working in a level 1 trauma unit for over 15 years will do that.

    I’ve seen many people die right before my eyes. I’ve seen a man who had his foot cut off brought in, with a bag that was on ice. His foot was in the bag. I saw a man who got in a car wreck while his arm was hanging out the window. He was also brought in with a bag on ice, his arm was in it. I had to xray his arm separately. It had a watch on it that I had to take off for the xray. My students were losing it.
    Can’t even remember how many cut off fingers I’ve xrayed.
    I’ve xrayed a dead man that was shot dead by the cops. The coroners xray machine was broken, so they brought him to me. Rigor mortis had set in with his arms behind his back in cuffs. Yeah, I know, they cuffed him after they shot him, what kinda shit is that?

    Watched a girl lay on a table with knife sticking out of her chest that moved as she breathed. Watched a 19 y/o kid, who shot himself in the head, take his last breaths. Then I had to go home and turn mommy mode back on😕

    I’ve got hundreds of stories about the shit that dumb, drunk, drugged out, money hungry people do.

    One story sticks out in my mind vividly. Two men were on a construction site and arguing about a woman. One guy hit the other in the head with the claw side of a hammer. It stuck in there, and he came in like that. They luckily took him to surgery, removed the hammer, and he suffered no brain damage. The claw went between the two hemispheres of the brain.🧠

    Cray
  11. Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Originally posted by Technologist Yeah, I know, they cuffed him after they shot him, what kinda shit is that?

    Is that what they told you?


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  12. Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Originally posted by WellHung how so?

    We didn't have video games back then(not any good ones anyway). We had to make our own entertainment. And snap an capping an rs turbo was just so easy back then. And most cops were driving 1.6l astras, lol. We used to seek them out for the chase.

    Good times


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  13. Technologist victim of incest
    Originally posted by Narc Is that what they told you?


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    The cops didn’t bring him, the coroner did.
  14. Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Originally posted by Technologist The cops didn’t bring him, the coroner did.

    And they cops gave him to the coroner


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  15. WellHung Black Hole
    It was a different world back then narc, Captain Obvious.
  16. Technologist victim of incest
    Originally posted by Narc And they cops gave him to the coroner


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    Duhhhhh, let me spell it out for you. You asked me if that’s what the cops told me. I’m saying that NO COP told me anything since the coroner brought him in.
  17. WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by Technologist .

    Duhhhhh, let me spell it out for you. You asked me if that’s what the cops told me. I’m saying that NO COP told me anything since the coroner brought him in.

    Mood swing you condescending bitch? Ragging, menopause, or did you find out your husband's fucking someone much better looking than u? Which ain't hard to do...
  18. Technologist victim of incest
    Awww meanie Matt is here today😡. It’s ok Matt, it’ll get better little buddy.
  19. Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Originally posted by Technologist .

    Duhhhhh, let me spell it out for you. You asked me if that’s what the cops told me. I’m saying that NO COP told me anything since the coroner brought him in.

    but you made a specific statement, you said 'they cuffed him after they shot him'. now you were either there and witnessed it, or 'they' told you that. i never said the cops told you themselves, i just said 'they'.

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  20. Technologist victim of incest
    It’s a long story. It was all over the news. The guys sister called the cops because he was clinically insane, banging on the door, threatening her with a gun. The cops got there, there was a shootout, and he lost. The cops were worried about anything coming of it, so I had to xray him to find the bulletts. He had one in his heart, and one in his belly.


    Considering it’s the cops who cuffed him, “they” would be the only ones who could have told me.
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