Originally posted by GGG
Terrible home defense weapon tho. All you need is a .22, and don't listen to people who say they're weak as fuck. They deserve to be shot to death with a .22
"hurrr ud never kill someone"
Shoot yourself in the head fagit
A .22 is an effective weapon in the right situation. Home defense is not that situation. A .22 can go completely through a modern 3 bedroom family structure. Miss and it goes into and out of the next room with ease, that is if you don't hit another occupant or a pet. A .22 is better suited for a long range headshot if it's a rifle or a close up center mass if it's a pistol. The funny thing about a .22 LR is how they can rattle around before they pop out. The manager of a bar I used to go to got shot in the thigh with a .22 LR round from a pistol. It hit his femur and ended up in his lung.
The best home defense is a short barrel 12 gauge loaded with birdshot. From 10 or 15 feet birdshot will make a complete mess of your assailant if you simply aim for center mass. If you miss (well if you miss with a 12 gauge loaded with birdshot inside your house you should probably not own a firearm} the lead will not be likely to severely injure anyone in an adjacent room. Not to mention the sound a 12 gauge makes when pump a round in the chamber has a chilling effect if you are on the wrong end of it. The Remington 870 is a great choice. You can find a stock one used for $200 - $300 dollars plus they can be highly customized with a huge selction of OEM and aftermarket mods.
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Originally posted by DietPiano
Fiiiike…. I spent my only day off eating Little Caesar's and watermelon Crush, involuntary napping, and now did .5g T-PAIN bc I don't get to do it again for a while. That wouldn't have happened back when I had zendedi.
I'd love to get Zenzedi for the dosage control and I feel like my doctor would probably be open to trying that since he gives me Vyvanse 70s already but I can't afford that shit (I get Vyvanse for free from Shire) and the only generic IR dexamp are the 10 mg ones which aren't really worth it.
You ever had a Watermelon Outshine bar? The frozen fruit bars? It will change your life if you eat one on a hot day.
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Originally posted by WellHung
have u ever fucked a nigger?
A LADY NEVER KISSES AND TELLS UwU
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Maybe if you didn't live in a shithole where people harass random neighbors for loose tobacco scraps you wouldn't have to deal with those kind of people. How much of a fiend do you have to be to hit up people for tobacco?
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Originally posted by GGG
Wine aunt?
Okay so my aunt is actually pretty awesome and these memes feel pretty mean largely because they hardly apply to her, but like... she's my aunt, she's way cooler than my parents, and she and my uncle don't have any kids. And she likes wine. Shut up.
Originally posted by Speedy Parker
At least you know you'll never gt it.
I do not know that, and I am certainly at a higher risk for it than a lot of people.
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Originally posted by Speedy Parker
I'll buy your non-refundable one way ticket to Ethiopia if you promise to go there.
lol why would I go to Ehtiopia when I live in an actual 1st world, developed nation. I'm not from America. If I was I might consider it though.
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Ethiopia is doing pretty good, and not coincidentally it's pretty much the only African nation that isn't reeling from the legacy of colonialism, and by extension is also feeling less of the effect of modern day neocolonialsm.
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its cuz he's been arrested twice for choking the chicken he's been dating lmao haha hahaha
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MY FRIEND WORKS AT GABE SHELL AND I AM A HOUSE WARMING GIFT
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Ok §m£ÂgØL sorry this took me so long.
So.
When I was burglar I was 16 and 17 years old.
It all started with happenstance; being friends with people who just happened to introduce me into the world of stealing.
It all started with "night ops" for lack of a better term. We used to literally just run through backyards hopping fences and triggering people's search lights, thinking that was the craziest shit ever. Obviously those people were asleep and never even knew that us HOOLIGANS were running through their yard. But of course we thought we were doing some serious shit. Haha.
Then one day my friend Wyatt introduced me to 'car hopping.' We all know what that is. There was a rush involved and every time you found a car whose doors were unlocked it was such a feeling of satisfaction. "WHAT DO WE HAVE HERE?!" You know the bit. Stealing people's CD cases that were hanging on their visor. Loose change from the console. Any trinkets that were worthy of stealing.
Eventually that led into lowered inhibition and a give no fucks attitude toward stealing from people in general. WHEN YOU DONT KNOW THE PEOPLE YOU'RE STEALING FROM IT MAKES IT OK.
So. Then I came upon this article one day about these two girls that were robbing houses and it literally described how they did it, and if not for that article I may have never gotten into actual house burglary. Thank you, media. It's their fault, not mine. :)
I'm jumping ahead now because I'm glossing over the year or two that we strictly car hopped and GARAGE HOPPED, all at night time of course. Many many good scores. Purses, wallets, alcohols, electronics, you name it, we found it. Goinf through suburban neighborhoods checking for open side garage doors and when people park their cars in their garages they of course rarely lock their car doors, so it was just a free for all at that point.
It would take me days to list all the shit I found.
All this to say that I realize I was/am a very bad person and gave no fucks whatsoever about the people I was taking from. Out of sight out of mind..
So anyway, the story about the girls burglarizing houses... I had never considered that even and I would never have thought to even attempt such a thing until I saw it.
I have to do something I'll write up part 2 of this on a little bit.
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2019-07-17 at 5:14 PM UTC
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Millions to storm area 51
THE UNDERESTIMATE HOW BORED WE REALLY ARE
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2019-07-17 at 4:37 PM UTC
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Millions to storm area 51
Originally posted by Speedy Parker
Signed up?
You are either trolling or stupid
You mean sat in their chair on their fat asses and clicked "Going" (about 33%) or "Interested" (about 66%)? Just look at a local event near you on Failbook. One that you will actually attend. Before leaving to attend check how many people selected going and interested. When you get there the turnout will tell you everything you need to know about this bullshit. Most people who click on going or interested on Failbook won't even drive across town for something that is fun to them. Nobody is going to travel out in the middle of the desert to "storm" a top secret facility guarded by the most powerful military force in the history of humanity after giving that force advanced notice.
English must not be your first language or "context" isn't in your vocabulary..."signed up" in the context of saying you will be at an event doesn't mean you've physically signed something.
WE KNOW IT'S TROLLING...WE ARE ANSWERING HYPOTHETICALLY.
(and there are enough crazy fucks in the world that a FEW will show up).
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aldra
JIDF Controlled Opposition
no the pic is of vizier, or mexican moe szyslak
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Don't kill yourself over Money or personal woes. Just move across country and start over...even if it's living in the woods as a wildman in the Pacific Northwest or something.
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Sudo
Black Hole
[my hereto riemannian peach]
It's crazy how good I look compared to how I feel. I constantly catch myself in the mirror and go "holy fuck I'm not a shriveled up rotting carcass covered in pockmarks, I'm actually a relatively attractive man who looks like he's in good physical condition" then remember why I feel so terrible and find a new reason to be depressed
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2019-07-17 at 8:03 AM UTC
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Who are the enemy?
As a junkie, you're your own worst enemy.
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2019-07-17 at 5:10 AM UTC
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Millions to storm area 51
Originally posted by Speedy Parker
You're not gonna be anywhere near there. the closest bus stop is over an hours drive away.
I will Naruto run through the desert
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