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Thanked Posts by Sudo

  1. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by A College Professor A person has life-threatening bleeding from a wound on their head. You should apply a tourniquet. True or False?

    false. The person is your son and you are a doctor. You kiss them on their foreheadwound, tuck them into bed and they wake up fresh as a daisy.
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  2. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    I still very much like my avatar. I think it might be the best on the site
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  3. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Kafka, I hate to tell you this but I've been speaking with Sophie and he doesn't care to have his door darkened by you anymore. He finds your little displays of pining for him pathetic and beneath his response. If you ever want to be graced by his (online) presence again you will have to spell his name in at least two bodily fluids and provide verification that it is indeed your own work. The name that will be spelled out is not "Sophie" either, you will have to figure out which name in which he wishes to be referred to. That is all.
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  4. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    The best, funniest and most unbelievable thing about Kafka is that she is a real person
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  5. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by Meikai I've probably told this story a few times here, definitely told it elsewhere, but the long and short of it is… a couple things. The one I like to cling to because it's cute and innocent is the time I had a dream in which I was a girl, back when I was probably like… 6 or 7? Had to be that young, because it was when my grandpa was still alive. I was just really fucking happy in that dream, man. So happy, in fact, that I remember asking my grandpa what I could do to make sure I had the same dream as before. Basically: it was such a profound experience that it made me want to pursue something akin to lucid dreaming a decade before I even learned what that was. He suggested "thinking about it really hard" as I fell asleep, and I basically did that every night for months until I gave up (because it never worked) .

    In case you're wondering I don't think I actually told him what the dream was about, but could be that I was just so young he didn't think of it as unusual. idk. Shit, I might have even technically been as young as 5, now that I think about it - I think he passed in Feb 97. In which case I woulda been 6 but that only would have been true for a few months. He was hospitalized for a bit toward the end, and I'm pretty sure he was still living at his house when I asked him how I could relive a dream.

    I did try wearing my moms shoes at one point and got scolded hard. I still remember the difference in vibe that scolding had. Or something. It was weird, because they couldn't really explain why it was bad - just one of this things - and because I guess there seemed to be a tinge of fear in the scolding? Like the fact that they couldn't really communicate why it was bad scared them? IDK. This was also pre-puberty, so no: no boners.

    After that scolding and the vibe it had (there's something extra bad about getting in trouble in a way that you think scared your parents as opposed to just making them mad), I was pretty staunchly - one might even go as far as to say overcompensatingly - gender conforming, at least until a couple of years into puberty when I… uhh… I definitely started to do things which would support an armchair diagnosis of autogynephilia.

    It's just like… always been a thing for me, dude. Practically my whole ass life. Even while I was being "staunchly gender conforming", that was only an outward thing. This is in the land of quasi-autogynephilic reasons that led to me transitioning, but like… I'm prone to magical thinking, right? I think that's fairly evident in a lot of the shit I've posted recently. So imagine you're a magical thinker at some point before actually hitting puberty, and you suddenly started to tingle down there - not a full on boner, just a weird sensation. Yeah, my ass got giddy that I might be transforming. I actually had that sensation a few times throughout puberty, looooong after popping boners was the norm, and still… every time I felt it, I'd kinda get this vain hope that… maybe? Maybe this time..?

    I learned about HRT at 17 and that was pretty much it for me. Once I knew I had that option, this outcome was pretty much inevitable. My biggest regret is putting it off from 17-25 because I "wasn't sure" and was scared that I'd be too ugly for literally anyone to find attractive and it wouldn't make me happier (thankfully I was wrong on both counts). Hindsight is 20/20.

    I'm turning this post into a 1 (wo)man off Broadway show called "death of a rapeman"
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  6. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by Bradley when the oldest child is so much fatter than the rest i always wonder if the shitty parentss even watch the kids when they eat

    Everytime I see this post I laugh
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  7. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    She went full circle and is now the same as every other meth head in Alabama with estranged children.

    So yes.
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  8. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by blaster master Tbh, i havent heard from you in a year or two so I assumed you weren't interested and figured i wouldn't bother you.

    Alright, simp story time boys.

    So last summer I move back to my hometown after being gone from here over a decade. My family all moved away so it's kinda strange living here, lotta memories of when things were better for me.

    And one sunday morning I was out of toothpaste so I went to the drug store, and I'm waiting in line and I get to the cashier and she deadnames me. Not many people call me by my real name, most people call me Red. She's like is your name abcxyz? And who is it, but this chicken I went to grade school, jr high and high school with. She was the first girl to ever reject my affection in the 6th grade and went on to be like hotter than fuck and our prom queen and shit.

    And here she is working the sunday morning shift at the drug store looking blown out af. So I gave her my business card, said we should grab coffee sometime. Went back a couple more times, she said it was nice to see me, ect, and then I stopped seeing her at that drug store, I figured she must have moved on and gotten a better job. Then when I'd go there I'd notice the staff was looking at me kinda funny, maybe I look scummy enough to be a shop lifter I figured.

    The chicken never hit me up, I figured maybe she was nervous or forgot, so a few months later I looked her up on google and it said she still lived at her parents old house, and it listed a cell phone number for her. So while laying around drinking beers the brilliant idea of sending her a text dawned upon me. So i said something along the lines of "hey chicken, it's abcxyz, i know this is weird, but i looked you up on google and figured id hit you up and see if you wanna get coffee or a drink sometime." No response, whatever.

    The next day I'm at work and I get a phone call from my hometowns police dept phone number. LOL.

    I answer, it's a detective and he says, "hey man, don't call or text that chicken and don't go back to that drug store, she wants to put a restraining order against you but when i reviewed the case it seemed like the next step was to call and tell you the contact was unwanted and to leave her alone."

    He wasnt a dick about it but pretty much told me not to do shit like that anymore because it's weird.

    Hahaha that is pretty weird. You should have just used the D.E.N.N.I.S. system and made fake prescriptions for ailing old folks and animals while she was working there. You blew it chicken
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  9. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    I have problems and this website is one of them
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  10. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    One of the first things I read on TOTSE back in DA DAY was reading Charles Mansons parole hearings. It seems so tame now but it was "underground" and shit at the time.

    Anyways. God Bless the uniqueness of that man and his admirable ideology when it came to environmentalism. I bet even he would be against carbon tax
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  11. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Afghani Manchurian candidates flew thermite kites into the Word Train Powers on neuf onze

    I gained 400 lbs by creeking walnuts open on the dashboard of my Kia Rio and hoovering them up in front of frightened ride share passengers

    Jeff Hunter did SNL
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  12. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Sirhan Sirhan was a complete patsy. The Cold 6000 is non fiction.

    It's funny during the cold War information was so uniform people believed that lone wolf's were responsible for dropping the top dogs

    I may or may not be posting this while wearing a Malcolm X shirt in Home Depot
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  13. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by Donald Trump I often get asked why I smoke Cigars.

    I like to begin with a few facts since the person asking is almost always a very average individual.

    Like a sheep asking a Lion why it eats meat.

    I never smoked a single Cigar until I was already 4x kickboxing world champion.

    I didn't smoke a single Cigar until I was already a millionaire.

    I had already beaten the game of life.

    At such a young age I’ve achieved more than 99.9% of men will have achieved on their deathbeds.

    I do not recommend Cigars to any of you. Most of you aren’t ready.

    Cigars will make you weaker.

    BUT.

    There is a very specific reason I smoke Cigars.

    That reason is the bedrock of my philosophy.

    Cigars make me stronger.

    Everything I do makes me stronger.

    There is no activity I undertake that weakens me.

    Man I actually came to this thread to try to shoehorn an Andrew T8 reference but that's the whole thread
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  14. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Payday loans? More like "SWIM found a way to get crackheads max benefits and it's not like they were gonna pay them back anyway"
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  15. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ MOLOSH

    How do you remember that? Do you have room for real world memories with all that useless temple related stuff up there?
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  16. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    I've got 8 chickens and a garden now and my solar panels are working. I'm gonna get some rain barrels too although I am on a well. I plan to keep trying to accumulate solar panels and plan on advertising solar panel installation as a way of finessing more panels and systems for use. My friend has an actual farm with cows and shit which is pretty cool. I really want to build a garage but I'm not zoned for it so now I'm pissed
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  17. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    I see you subscribe to the "opiate of the masses" school of religion brought to us by a broke French ju.

    Lower class people have a more concrete sense of right and wrong and less moral ambiguity. It's OK to think logically and skeptically but to believe you are the highest moral authority (ot even worse; a beurocratic institution) in the universe is insanely self centered.

    Religion is community focused and collective. Rich people are typically more focused on their interests.

    There are a billion reasons besides your simplistic reddit tier narrative. AMAZINGLY FAKE AND OVERWHELMINGLY GAY
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  18. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Are you so far removed from interacting with females that you are genuinely asking this website? I thought I made a website for u called ask an incel or something that would be a good place for sure QUEERIES
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  19. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by Donald Trump

    Every woman deserves a REAL MAN to help raise her babydaddy's kids.

    Being a REAL MAN is all about MANNING UP and taking responsibility when another man wouldn't.

    The father who sticks around is more the TRUE father than their biological dad.

    I saw a white grandmother at the grocery store tonight with her black grandchild. No parent in sight. I felt bad for her even though I'm sure it's partly her fault. This is father's day and her black grandkid is sitting in the cart with grandma. It's like watching western civilization fall in real time
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  20. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by Rape Monster

    I wanna mail him some needles
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