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[my hereto riemannian peach]
Originally posted by WellHung
Nobody shud have to pay it back? Yeah, everybody should be able to defraud the government whenever they want. That's how nations prosper.
Tara works in helf care and probably got triple jabbed. She's going to get lupus and sickle cell and be as barren as the Suberian Taiga. She spent the money on weed, cosmetics and camping trips with Butt. Do you honestly think the fed would have used that money for anything more worthwhile?
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I thought this thread was a racist generalization but lmao
But to the point, nobody should have to pay it back
There's a Florida rapper named 9locKKK91N3 or something similar who has funky hair and a jungle sounding gubmint first name who had a bunch of attempted murder and firearm charges dropped in exchange for pleading guilty to PPP fraud. It's funny in the US they make such an example of Americans who take advantage of the the fed. Fucking nigga be shooting people like Wesley snipes the actor but they only care when he acts like Wesley snipes the person
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Originally posted by Rape Monster
Need a hot tomboy girl to piss on me
I hate when girls say they've never done shit before but clearly have like why r u lying about pissing on me your bed is sticky af and smells like asparagus I'm not here because I wanted to corrupt you it's pretty obvious you're in a dark timeline rn
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I'm honestly a Lil jealous of scrons typing prowess. I feel he can type probly 130 words a min on weed/mine craft and 270 on coffee/mef.
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2023-09-30 at 10:40 AM UTC
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my fellow white socialists
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Originally posted by General Butt.Naked
muhammads great great great great great great great grandson is ginger as fuck.
People should talk more about this
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2023-09-30 at 12:16 PM UTC
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Save yourselves from Lanny
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[my hereto riemannian peach]
Originally posted by Kafka
Why is is sepia and why are there no bedsheets?
Look at this white privilege
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I didn't know fona got married that's a way bigger scam than a PPP loan what if they get divorced and she takes half of his 04 Saturn ion?
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Originally posted by CandyRein
I've seen that clip hundreds of times and just realized a few days ago that peepee ozuma or whatever is a biological female. Anything I saw about the clip was so politically correct it confused me. Still would not bang
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That's a beautiful story of learning a valuable lesson. I've made people develop opiate dependency because of pain from fucking but that might have a bit to do wit how I'm using it too.
I remember once this girl ran to the bathroom and came back like holy fuck I'm bleeding I haven't had a period in like 3 months I been off on substances super unhealthy and fucking lil dick white guys ytf am I bleeding? An I'm like bitch dont worry I kno yo auntyyy Flo
Another time this girl was bleeding with an iud thing in her arm and somehow thought it meant it wasn't working and made me think she might b pregnant after.
Candy so wholesome she banged her neighbor on new years and was just polite to him after like "no I'm sorry sir your sexual utensils are not to my pleasing have a good day"
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Candy u so small ur guts be rearranged so easily I gotta imagine it'd b painful fw most well endowed individuals. It's A GIFT AND A CURSE
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Holy fuck that's from 2 years ago an he reads the daily fail
FASCINATING BEHAVIOR
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Salam Alaikum Brother now begins your journey. We meet every Tuesday night in the back room of your local dry cleaners. Bring Styrofoam.
The Heifer and the Table is what everyone focuses on but there is so much great content later in the book and great retelling of old testament stories. I'm gonna buy a new Quran this week I think.
Tell other white people in your red state and shake their worldview. I Love stuff like that 😊🤑🫡💪
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Originally posted by Fox
Totse was definitely a suicide cult. One guy stole a car and went on a police chase for several hundred miles before crashing in a ditch and blowing his brains out. Good times
RIP Yttr_man he was actually the chillest guy ever and enjoyed trains, metalworking and reading pork belly prices of the pacific northwest on his local radio station. He did a home invasion earlier that night too, which IIRC was Halloween
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Originally posted by Kafka
It'll be the first time trying to have sex with someone I have 0 bond with, but I want to see if I can do it because sex is healthy. I'll probably try to think of them as a dildo or something.
I hate you because you now embody the people whove used me for sex/killing boredom then calculated the right time to hurt me, then gaslight me. Why is this the first post I see when I click back on this thread? fuck you. I honestly kind of feel insecure when some ho talks about my dick especially thinking its something I want to hear. I dont trust anyone because of cold ass bitches like yourself. Fuck you. This post isnt even cathartic. Im not triggered youre triggered. You better not block me then unblock me months later when the person you actually care about but whos worse at sex realizes you aint shit. I swear I dont deserve ALL of this. Remind me todelete this post later
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2023-09-26 at 4:58 AM UTC
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Women-only depression thread
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Originally posted by A College Professor
A person has life-threatening bleeding from a wound on their head. You should apply a tourniquet. True or False?
false. The person is your son and you are a doctor. You kiss them on their foreheadwound, tuck them into bed and they wake up fresh as a daisy.
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I still very much like my avatar. I think it might be the best on the site
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Kafka, I hate to tell you this but I've been speaking with Sophie and he doesn't care to have his door darkened by you anymore. He finds your little displays of pining for him pathetic and beneath his response. If you ever want to be graced by his (online) presence again you will have to spell his name in at least two bodily fluids and provide verification that it is indeed your own work. The name that will be spelled out is not "Sophie" either, you will have to figure out which name in which he wishes to be referred to. That is all.
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The best, funniest and most unbelievable thing about Kafka is that she is a real person
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Originally posted by Meikai
I've probably told this story a few times here, definitely told it elsewhere, but the long and short of it is… a couple things. The one I like to cling to because it's cute and innocent is the time I had a dream in which I was a girl, back when I was probably like… 6 or 7? Had to be that young, because it was when my grandpa was still alive. I was just really fucking happy in that dream, man. So happy, in fact, that I remember asking my grandpa what I could do to make sure I had the same dream as before. Basically: it was such a profound experience that it made me want to pursue something akin to lucid dreaming a decade before I even learned what that was. He suggested "thinking about it really hard" as I fell asleep, and I basically did that every night for months until I gave up (because it never worked) .
In case you're wondering I don't think I actually told him what the dream was about, but could be that I was just so young he didn't think of it as unusual. idk. Shit, I might have even technically been as young as 5, now that I think about it - I think he passed in Feb 97. In which case I woulda been 6 but that only would have been true for a few months. He was hospitalized for a bit toward the end, and I'm pretty sure he was still living at his house when I asked him how I could relive a dream.
I did try wearing my moms shoes at one point and got scolded hard. I still remember the difference in vibe that scolding had. Or something. It was weird, because they couldn't really explain why it was bad - just one of this things - and because I guess there seemed to be a tinge of fear in the scolding? Like the fact that they couldn't really communicate why it was bad scared them? IDK. This was also pre-puberty, so no: no boners.
After that scolding and the vibe it had (there's something extra bad about getting in trouble in a way that you think scared your parents as opposed to just making them mad), I was pretty staunchly - one might even go as far as to say overcompensatingly - gender conforming, at least until a couple of years into puberty when I… uhh… I definitely started to do things which would support an armchair diagnosis of autogynephilia.
It's just like… always been a thing for me, dude. Practically my whole ass life. Even while I was being "staunchly gender conforming", that was only an outward thing. This is in the land of quasi-autogynephilic reasons that led to me transitioning, but like… I'm prone to magical thinking, right? I think that's fairly evident in a lot of the shit I've posted recently. So imagine you're a magical thinker at some point before actually hitting puberty, and you suddenly started to tingle down there - not a full on boner, just a weird sensation. Yeah, my ass got giddy that I might be transforming. I actually had that sensation a few times throughout puberty, looooong after popping boners was the norm, and still… every time I felt it, I'd kinda get this vain hope that… maybe? Maybe this time..?
I learned about HRT at 17 and that was pretty much it for me. Once I knew I had that option, this outcome was pretty much inevitable. My biggest regret is putting it off from 17-25 because I "wasn't sure" and was scared that I'd be too ugly for literally anyone to find attractive and it wouldn't make me happier (thankfully I was wrong on both counts). Hindsight is 20/20.
I'm turning this post into a 1 (wo)man off Broadway show called "death of a rapeman"
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Originally posted by Bradley
when the oldest child is so much fatter than the rest i always wonder if the shitty parentss even watch the kids when they eat
Everytime I see this post I laugh
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