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2022-07-11 at 2:33 PM UTC in The TRT Thread: Its the end of the world as we know it so GET WHOLESOME editionhe was smoking crack and jacking off inside a sensory deprivation tank at a drug rehab his dad paid forThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2022-07-11 at 3:44 AM UTC in The TRT Thread: Its the end of the world as we know it so GET WHOLESOME edition
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2022-07-11 at 2:48 AM UTC in Who is your favorite comedian?
Originally posted by Sudo What are you favorite Trump moments?
1. "Why do u call it the China virus?"
"Cuz it comes from China…bitch"
2. Taking a photo op with the Navajo code talkers and talking about how he calls Elizabeth Warren pocahontas
3. Saying "this guy is huge he's so big and famous" then calls Lil pump Lil pimp
"the doctors looked at my DNA under a microscope and told me it's not DNA... it's USA"The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2022-07-10 at 11:38 PM UTC in What are you doing at the momentNow diamonds wetter than aquafina
Quick trip to Catalina...
White bishes badder than Selena
Fuqa then a nigga gotta leave'r.....🎼❤️The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2022-07-10 at 11:32 PM UTC in So met a black guy at work.He's about my age and lives at a shelter.
I first met him at company orientation he got a phone call during safety training and he started crying.
It was just the two of us in the room so I was fuck this guy is hurting so I asked him what the trouble was.
He told me that the guy who tried to kill him got out of jail and he's upset.
I'm like what did he do? He said I got my head bashed in with a hammer and I have 2 steal plates in my head now.
I can't drive a car and my left arm twitches all the time.
So what do you say to that?
All I could do was say karma will work its way and try and and think of something else.
Well on Friday it was hot out and he took his hat off to wipe the sweat from his head and holy shit what a fucked up mess his Brian pan is.
How he's not dead is beyond me/ TOTAL MESS!!hardly any hair just scares and ugh I don't know it's bad.
The other drivers call his job "sign tards" because all they do is spin a sign around to tell you when to stop and when to go.
It's a shit job for shit pay that he walks to 3 miles each way.
So that's my Sunday night three drink in story.
Stay happy people if you think you got it bad remember there a fuck ton of people way worse off than you.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2022-07-10 at 10:59 PM UTC in Sudo used to call Casper his friend...
Originally posted by Sudo You just kicked me right in thr feeling box. You are so right I can't imagine you ever being wrong. I want to move onto the next topic with you, slowly at first, caressing all the subject matter until you bust out your big meaty verb and spray adjectives all over me. You can be the topic, I'll be the bottompic
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2022-07-10 at 8:14 PM UTC in Mmq feels that becuz General Butt Naked finally got himself a ho, consequently, he ditched his NIS bros...MmmmQs tells retarded girls "caspers in your clothes, theyre haunted get em off get em off" ~~!~!~!~!~
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2022-07-10 at 5:02 PM UTC in What I miss most about being in a faithful long term relationship'a toxic relationship is defined as when you just can't even anymore'The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2022-07-10 at 10:01 AM UTC in Bradley is trying to fuck Scron behind Meikai's back...ya i go to sleep at night, and i wake up at 430.
If you intend to take another's life or property
You must sleep early, and wake early.
Because the sleeping wolf does not get the ham, nor the longresting crow the worm.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2022-07-10 at 12:08 AM UTC in Kafka Tired To Convince Me My BF Was AbusiveI can't wait to find a nice girl and fulfill all of my darkest fantasies, god bless her if she has codependency issues and doesn't know it.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2022-07-10 at 12:02 AM UTC in Kafka Tired To Convince Me My BF Was Abusiveone time i drank so much i needed to get IV fluids and the doctors said i needed help so i just stopped because i was drinking WAY too much every day
I started doing that again since last year, but have been sober from all alcohol and drugs for the past week
just been smoking weed and nicotine non stop. But i am drinking now and got a point and plan to get more next week . you will SEE HWO FUCKED UP WE GET. My GF doesn't even want to drink anymore im gonna force feed her hard drugs in the upcoming weeks and months, and alcohol because i think it's HAWT AS FUCK !!!!!!!!!!!!!! the idea came to be before i slowed down on the driunking
FUCK SLOWING DOWN THOUGH!!!!
alcohol is better than xanax NIGGGGGERERRRR!!!!The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2022-07-09 at 11:09 PM UTC in What I miss most about being in a faithful long term relationshipFolks this isn't gonna hard for me to get a beautiful, childless brown girl I'm so excited, I feel liek I get to pick first as an upstanding white guy in a non white community, in a big city, where i'm near anonymous, I can't wait to find one with dainty wrists and ankles and love her with my entire heart and put gold and silver bangles and tiffany anklets and hopefully a ring on her finger.
As soon as some girl has my child, I"m sure i'm gonna love her forever and much like the last time i was sober for any length of time, i'm a rich mufucka who loves gift giving.
Like this one guy gave me some nicorette gum while we were detoxing, we came up with hustles to get more, i'm pretty sure he's an illegal and he speaks almost no english, he has very little, every week I get him ramen noodles, sardinas, make sure he has cigarettes, I know he aint got shit, but one of the other hispanics gave him a shaving razor with 3 heads, he gave me one of the heads brand new out the box put it on the handle, gave it to me, i shaved my face, he faded out my hair, told me to save the head for next time, and popped a new one in for himself.
Just that little bit of gift giving where I don't have to ask means you got more gifts coming and a friend for life.
God told me a gift should be returned for a gift, and a lie for a lie, treachery for treachery and a kind word for a kind word.
I interpreted that to mean if someone gives me something and doesn't want anything back for it, i try to give them a better gift later, and if they give me a better gift htan that, I will give them an even better gift, (assuming we have the same amount of resources ish)
If they have less than me and give me a gift, I make sure they never need anything.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2022-07-09 at 10:57 PM UTC in Who is your favorite comedian?I only like canadian comedians
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2022-07-09 at 7:16 PM UTC in What are you doing at the moment
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2022-07-09 at 7:04 PM UTC in Who is your favorite comedian?
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2022-07-09 at 6:26 PM UTC in What I miss most about being in a faithful long term relationshipbeing alone isn't gonna solve all your problemsThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2022-07-09 at 6:09 PM UTC in Who is your favorite comedian?And your favorite SET of theirs and your favorite BIT/JOKE of theirs?
Oh, mine you ask? That would obviously be Normand Macdonald.
Favorite set:
Favorite joke:
I gotta whole van fucking full of cheese sandwiches just right over there.
What about you? It's ok if it's also Norm but you're too ashamed to publically admit you have the same humor receptacle as me. I would understand that. You can list some other HIGH-BROW comic that suits YOU.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2022-07-09 at 5:35 PM UTC in Sophie Libra Suspect
Originally posted by Sudo Kafka isn't really toxic tho like she doesn't seem to enjoy arguing and her vitriol seems to come from a defensive place. Maybe she's just not super emotionally unhealthy or maybe when she grows emotionally she will be toxic idk
I just need one decent person to stop me becoming a misanthrope, it creeps in fast when there are none like now.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2022-07-09 at 4:07 PM UTC in USA is #1The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2022-07-09 at 2:53 PM UTC in Concrete is a liquid and so is glassI heard the pyramids were built with sound just like the coral castlesThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
