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Originally posted by CandyRein
When you give someone advice..if it's genuine you don't need validation of praises and thanks
I'm still ….in awe of how the devil is using you ..
the devil only comes when you listen.
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2022-08-01 at 9:16 PM UTC
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Describe your ideal home
POLECAT
POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret
[my presentably immunised ammonification]
I need a big ass basement for growing my personal weed and a log cabin up top at the end of the road on top of a Mountain where it snows at least 129 inches a season with big trout in the streams as well as salmon spring and fall, has to be plentiful grouse in the pines and snowshoe Rabbits bouncing about the forest and a great country store 5 miles down the road
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The office of the American Presidency exists to give hope.
Hope that no matter how senile or orange or poncy or dumb, no matter how creepy or slimy or fake you are, you can still pretend to be in charge.
In America even a corrupt senile old pedophile can reach the highest office in the land. Even an orange golf course proprietor can say the right things and be elected.
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Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
Since when does a category not make sense?
If 'Things losers say to winners' was a category, one of the clues wouldn't be "you are all normies." The clue might be "this phrase was cringely popularized by 4chan and now used by incel retards to try and justify their actions" at which point buzzing in and saying "what is.. you are all normies?" is what would make sense.
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2022-08-01 at 11:19 AM UTC
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Mik left me
I saw this pic browsing and it immediately made me think of Kafka
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Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
Or he's draining it right now, but nobody knows yet.
The only thing Trump is draining is his dick. He's as much of a Jew puppet and Xi boot licker as the Democrats. He's not the answer. Though I'll definitely vote him over Biden if it comes to that.
I think it's pathetic the Republicans can't do any better than him though. Goes to show how weak both major political parties are, and why they should be gutted and abolished for a new format.
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so i wake in the morning i step outside and i take a deep breathe and get real high and i talk to myself whats going on
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2022-08-01 at 12:29 AM UTC
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Britcuck v& for cringe-posting.
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Someone sold 62 3D printed guns for $150 each at a Houston gun buy-back event.
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Big Wig
[the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
Fuck it Fona it won't do shit.
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Originally posted by aldra
You legitimately have been making me laugh all morning.
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Originally posted by Donald Trump
Sad!
The worst part is Jill and the powers that be basically parading his corpse around and taking advantage of an elderly person with dementia for their own political and financial gain. Joe is still a pedo creep who doesn't really deserve a ton of sympathy, but what his family and "friends" are doing to him is still evil and sick and wrong. The dude belongs in a nursing home or something living his final years in peace with his family, not running the fucking USA
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2022-07-31 at 3:02 PM UTC
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Kill all cops and feds
Originally posted by WellHung
I’m a huge douchebag.
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2022-07-31 at 1:53 PM UTC
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Kafcunt
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you've posted more photos of yourself than she has though
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Originally posted by mmQ
Imagine that you are the smartest person alive, and you simultaneously take 250 mg of Klonopin and Excedrin PMS, which by the way is the greatest fucking pill in the universe, and then stand buck naked in the middle of Broadway at 8 pm, disregarding the fact that you are stark naked and blind, directing traffic while flapping your cheeks to the rhythm of the Hudson River while struggling to reach a flamethrower. Imagine that your doctorate is in the field of Anime Affairs. Imagine that you are the smartest person alive, and you simultaneously take 250 mg of Adderall and then jump buck naked into the middle of the Hudson River. Imagine that you are the smartest person alive, and you also take 240 mg of Ambien while you simultaneously do the backstroke with the body of Jared Leto. Now imagine that you are the smartest person alive, and you also take 250 mg of Lunesta while you simultaneously do the backstroke with the body of Jake Gyllenhaal. Now imagine that you are the smartest person of all time, and you also simultaneously create a series of algorithms to counteract the effects of the Adderall. But you’re not so smart, either. So you try to fall back on your Anime Affairs degree. But the cat begins to feel symmetrical. So you look in the mirror and realize you’re a fucking pretzel. That’s what it’s like to simultaneously be on Klonopin, Excedrin PMS, Adderall, Ambien, and Lunesta. Side effects may include schematrons
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Imagine that you are the smartest person alive, and you simultaneously take 250 mg of Klonopin and Excedrin PMS, which by the way is the greatest fucking pill in the universe, and then stand buck naked in the middle of Broadway at 8 pm, disregarding the fact that you are stark naked and blind, directing traffic while flapping your cheeks to the rhythm of the Hudson River while struggling to reach a flamethrower. Imagine that your doctorate is in the field of Anime Affairs. Imagine that you are the smartest person alive, and you simultaneously take 250 mg of Adderall and then jump buck naked into the middle of the Hudson River. Imagine that you are the smartest person alive, and you also take 240 mg of Ambien while you simultaneously do the backstroke with the body of Jared Leto. Now imagine that you are the smartest person alive, and you also take 250 mg of Lunesta while you simultaneously do the backstroke with the body of Jake Gyllenhaal. Now imagine that you are the smartest person of all time, and you also simultaneously create a series of algorithms to counteract the effects of the Adderall. But you’re not so smart, either. So you try to fall back on your Anime Affairs degree. But the cat begins to feel symmetrical. So you look in the mirror and realize you’re a fucking pretzel. That’s what it’s like to simultaneously be on Klonopin, Excedrin PMS, Adderall, Ambien, and Lunesta. Side effects may include schematrons
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Can’t sleep, thinking of recording my own Irish lessons, fuck up seagulls.
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