Grylls
Cum Looking Faggot
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Originally posted by Sudo
"the jedis want the blax to make the transsexual refugees free bleeders ban all matchbox 20 and Dave Matthews band concerts"
That is literally what this thread is about
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2019-03-16 at 2:34 PM UTC
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Do you enjoy your job?
Grylls
Cum Looking Faggot
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Originally posted by -SpectraL
I work as a roofer. Over 100F degrees, carrying 80lb bundles up a ladder sometimes three stories high, and you could literally fry an egg up there on the tiles. Do I like it? Who likes work? ;) But I'm high enough that the view is always perfect, and I can smoke all the shit I want up there and the smoke carries away easily.
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2019-03-15 at 6:45 PM UTC
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DAMN NOT GOOD!
kroz
weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
DAMN BEAT ME TO IT! SO IRONIC!
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2019-03-14 at 5:52 PM UTC
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i feel bad for infinityshock
Originally posted by Zanick
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Who
African Astronaut
[that staidly controlling tamarillo]
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2019-03-11 at 4:27 AM UTC
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SO. FUCKING. HIGH.
gadzooks
Dark Matter
[keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
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2019-03-09 at 4:01 PM UTC
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Random image thread
Grylls
Cum Looking Faggot
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I feel like being immortalized by a shitty megathread in a shitty little scumpond forum in the endless expanse of empty space and gossip columns and staged stepsibling porn that is the internet- is a fitting tribute to Mal.
Bukowski would've gotten along fine here, I think, Just started reading Ham on Rye. Chuck doesnt seem like a genius by any stretch of the imagination, but he had an uncanny ability to condense a fucktons of meaning into everyday, very utilitarian, terse diction.
I always got very pissed off that I spent a decade plus of scumfuckery with no art to show for it. I assumed living in cars and shooting dope and living with tweakers and whores, and then moving back home and eating acid and snorting fentanyl and planning to kill myself....somewhere along the way I'd manufacture some earthshaking, serious literary explosive. But all it does it makes you angry and mean and jaded. An animal doesn't have time for art.
I lel''d at a joke I kinda wrote in my head today.
"I always relished being the bad guy. Always exceptional, but not enough to excel, I always found it easier to do the things other people were too afraid to do. It cost you a lot of opportunities, but it afforded you a strange sort of respect. If you couldn't win them over with good looks or wit, or athleticism, or a cock big enough to scare off the most ambitious of whores...at least the fear was nice.
So I made it my business to take note of just about everything I was supposed to do, and make an honest effort of doing the very opposite."
School advisor: "....and if nothing else, you're going to want to just keep a couple thousand dollars in a high yield savings account, and just never touch it. Build credit early. Finish a degree in anything..."
Me: *sitting naked in a stolen Oldsmobile, covered in blood and broken glass, smoking bufo toad venom with a blowtorch* PLEASE CONTINUE, MR. SHEVLIN...
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2019-03-08 at 11:10 PM UTC
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What y'all reading?
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2019-03-08 at 11:08 PM UTC
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What y'all reading?
I tend to read a few books at a time. I'm currently reading:
"Make something up" - Chuck Palahniuk
"The Devil's Diary" - Robert K Wittman
"The Real Guy Fawkes". - Nick Holland
I seldom read fiction and I don't think Chuck will ever top Fight Club, but most of his other material is still good. "Survivor" being one of them.
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Not to shit on anyone else's thread, but seemed appropriate
In his honor, please observe a moment of silence before you bang the goofball into your dick vein.
As promised, heres the report and a couple of the emails he sent a couple years back, with what ended up being his real name.
https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1O3Cg7h_impycjD9e7gCvgjbetFH0_EhL?usp=sharingRIP Justin Alexis Hernandez aka Malice aka Catfucker (April 16th, 1990- June 15th, 2018)
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PhD in Condom Mechanics,
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Mr Gay Men Watch,
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Loing,
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Goy Division,
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Rear Naked Joke,
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Grylls
Cum Looking Faggot
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imagine being with Rizzo and he's begging you for a line of k but you only have a little left and its not going to do anything for you but you think it wouldnt do anything for him either so you sneak off and do it but then rizzo is still fiending
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Originally posted by gadzooks
Infinityshock is clearly a Rhodes scholar.
The highest echelons of MENSA turned him down only out of humility and deference.
Rhodes scholarships are glow-in-the-dark as fuck.
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That said, if I were interested the fact that I'm not interested would be a qualification. Damn I'm cool.
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>Cool Kids Club
>Not Kool Kidz Klub
Not interested, thanks anyway.
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Originally posted by Octavian
Anyone else just switch off after blowing their load? It's as if I have zero interest in anything sexual and can't wait for them to leave my apartment. They just lay there legs trembling, or try and snuggle in as if we are now somehow unified. Annoyed, all I can think of is my muck slowly leaking out and her leaving slug trails on my fresh fucking sheets.
A good woman knows not to overstay her welcome.
Nah, no one else just you man.
Yes, but actually I've been tired of the girls I've been seeing recently like as soon as they come over.
I just wanna meet someone awesome already.
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2019-03-04 at 6:25 PM UTC
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got banned from youtube
Originally posted by Grylls
kill yourself
Has this ever worked?
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2019-03-03 at 7:58 PM UTC
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OXYCODONE
Sell them. Pill prices are through the roof these days.
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2019-03-03 at 1:06 AM UTC
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Juggalo Bungalow (2019)
gadzooks
Dark Matter
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Starring Mark Ruffalo and Janeane Garofalo.
Airing at the Marshmellow Film Festival in Buffalo.
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