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  1. Tesla Coil Tuskegee Airman
    Is this racist




    Answer then you post the next
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  2. Thotgirl African Astronaut
    Originally posted by CASPER Well I've only cum from head like twice, but that doesn't mean that's all bad. Women are way more mental than we are. If you're stuck in your head about something or not relaxed, or not feeling good, it just fuckes it up, my first gf would always make me stop when I was like 15-20 min in. Finally I said "idk. Pee if you have to. I'm not gonna stop next time." Long story short: it was an orgasm, she just didn't know what a vaginal orgasm felt like, and she was so afraid of peeing that she's tightened up and got all uncomfortable. Took A YEAR AND A HALF ago figure what out. But yeah I've never made a chick cum from just fingering, the fingering is usually just to get stuff going, then tongue the clit. If she starts pulling you up towards her and grinding her hips into you, you're doing something right. *sigh*

    Yeah i don't really like anyone touching me. Literally had a guy wanted to drink peach juice from my pussy. I gave him an r u serious look? Like...okay everyone once and a while has a fantasy that involves chocolate or whipped cream but little does anyone know that a womans vagina naturally have some yeast in it. You add sugar to the mix be prepared for some serious yeast infections down there. A krotch rot of epic proportions.

    I'm basically at a point unless if im being fucked rather roughly have bruises bites on my tits and choked till almost passing out i have zero chance of cumming. I can't cum unless if im subjected to some pain or inflicting it. I guess its just me and the fact ive developed some abnormal tastes but vanilla sex doesn't cut it for me. If im not limping feeling it with every step im simply not satisfied.

    One time and this was before things got bat shit crazy with gimp he suprised me 1 morning with an ass beating of epic proportions. I was sleeping naked on the bed sad because he didn't visit me the day before. At the time i was nothing but a girl in love. He woke me up with his loud manly voice. Tore back the covers and immediately pinned me down by my neck and slapped my pussy until it was red and raw. I cummed around the 10th slap. Then he pulled me up made me throw my ass in the air and spanked me with his belt i was drooling he dragged me up and threw me on the floor trod on me with his work boots. Still reeling with pleasure from the first orgasm delerious i was swooning in his arms as he dragged me to the bathroom and had me admire his handiwork from in the mirror the final orgasm i got was when he bit down on my breast. I cummed so hard i passed out into sleep as soon as he left and as he held me i squirted.

    Another time i was strapped down with duct tape to the bed. I was there for about 30 mins when he walked back he shoved a habnero pepper in my mouth made me eat it then shoved my dildo in my mouth. He then gracelessly fucked my cunt with it. It burned but it felt so good i cummed hard and long i was spent afterwards and burning. Even after he left and i washed the toy the burn was still there and i found myself fucking myself with it again despite the burn.

    Basically i love pain.
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  3. We'reAllBrownNosers African Astronaut
    beta & British = oxymoron
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  4. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    lul

    I remember reading about the Saudis bombing a Yemeni wedding and killing half the family... Then bombing the funeral and killing the other half
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  5. Sancho Tuskegee Airman
    Just now at the hotel gathering šŸ’•šŸ’•
    Folks don't they look wonderful?


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  6. Octavian motherfucker
    Smashing the blueberries. The dye in them causes neurogenesis in the brain and is good for all sorts. I plan to eat these daily. The brain healing part I like most about them.
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  7. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by -SpectraL The shit is about to hit the fan, folks. An all-out world war is inevitable

    I want to give a balanced opinion, but I honestly think you might be right.

    'The Global South's' (geopolitically, mostly Russia and China) plan has been to slowly erode US dominance without triggering a military conflict, often giving in to brutal US demands in order to preserve their position in the 'long game' they're playing.

    The current short-term Iran situation is something that they cannot abide though - conceding a defeat here would compromise their position in the long game.

    Like I said earlier, it's not ideal but the US is willing to go to war with Iran if their demands are not met, and Iran cannot meet those demands without collapsing as a state. There is no path that doesn't lead to war unless one side backs down, and neither will. If forced to, China will openly flout the oil embargoes forced on Iran, which will in turn embolden other states.

    If the US goes to war with Iran, Russia and China will join - some say that this is not the case, they are wrong. Chinese and Russian prosperity is directly tied to the survival of Iran:

    1. China relies on Iranian oil and gas imports, and even if they were able to make do without they would be forced to rely on demonstrably-aggressive US-controlled suppliers and infrastructure - essentially allowing the US to hamstring and control the price of their energy deliveries, in turn controlling the pace of their development.

    2. Iranian influence is the one major thing stopping the proliferation of extreme Sunni terror organisations in the middle east - without Iran, the Gulf-backed Salafi-Wahabbi cults and Turkish-backed Muslim Brotherhood would have a huge base, directly threatening to infest the Muslim populations in the (Russian) Caucasus and West-Chinese Xianjang.

    What's more, even though it hasn't been publicly announced, it's well known within Eastern foreign-policy circles that China, Russia and Iran have been consistently discussing how they plan to work together should the US attack over the last month or so.
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  8. Common De-mominator African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Sudo I haven't been able to get a well rested sleep in months. I literally sleep better incarcerated

    Lol it's your fat fatness fatting up your circadian rhythm cuz you keep stuffing trolli in ur mouth while posting on niggasin space lying on your couch watching Netflix you fat fatty faggot fat piece of fat shit fat
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  9. 39 is old as fuck, i've still got like 3 full blown destruction and rebuild cycles til then
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  10. Thotgirl African Astronaut

    Heres to 800 posts and scamming zoophiles. Taking from those whose deserve to be fucked over..
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  11. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    ON TOPIC, the Yemenis have struck KSA's oil processing facilities with Iranian drones lul. The damage was so severe that ARAMCO has cut off the main national pipeline and it's the first time the Saudis haven't even tried to deny that the attack took place.
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  12. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Lol smh
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  13. Who African Astronaut [that staidly controlling tamarillo]
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  14. We'reAllBrownNosers African Astronaut
    What I have learned from this thread is that all gay people are secretly racist.
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  15. Common De-mominator African Astronaut
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  16. DontTellEm Black Hole
    mal victim,..tell me more ever day of the week.
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  17. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny you'll be charged with 49 counts of manslaughter / culpable homicide already if we all hold our breaths everytime you say your going to write something up.

    49. counts.

    regular motivational issues aside, writing long posts here often feels like practicing breaststroke in a river of piss
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  18. " He also declared his intention of facilitating the overthrow of both Western capitalism and Eastern Communism by inducing altered states of consciousness in millions of people and claimed that he had a contact with the Dalai Lama's Tibetan freedom fighters and could get the Japanese mafia to smuggle LSD to dose the Chinese occupiers."

    ..that worked out well didn't it.
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  19. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Memorial day is coming up. Buy pancakes for Daryll for giving his life 4 freedom.
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  20. jedi_darryl African Astronaut
    Worst case scenario: We officially broke up on the 4th of july, and passengers on the plane thought I was crying for our troops as the fireworks lit up the entire sky at night. It was the worst feeling ever. I cried throughout the entire flight.
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