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2019-09-12 at 1:16 AM UTC in Long time member is dead.Hope this man is at peace and feels no pain wherever he's at now.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-09-12 at 12:13 AM UTC in Long time member is dead.regardless I'll make a juicebox banner somehow. and a malice one.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-09-11 at 5:13 PM UTC in hopping the border to canadaThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-09-11 at 11:57 AM UTC in Long time member is dead.
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2019-09-11 at 6:03 AM UTC in NIS sux and ur a faggot
bbbbut they just want democracy!
everyone involved with the hong kong protests is either retarded or being paid to destroy the state.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2019-09-11 at 5:43 AM UTC in LIFE WAS JUST FOUND ON MARSpinata of sadness
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2019-09-11 at 2:38 AM UTC in Ahhh YeaaaahHow about a video of ur mom getting impacted by a Bill Krozbydog u scary bitch 😃The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-09-10 at 2:02 PM UTC in Long time member is dead.
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2019-09-10 at 1:30 PM UTC in Long time member is dead.I'm officially gonna quit mentioning people like malice now. I don't want suicides to become some "part of totse history" and kids to tell us they're an heroing to get googoo gaga treatment.
Sucks they killed themselves, shit it hurts but I'm done with this tragic hero shit. I really think suicidal people take cues from each other.
Rest in peace bro. Don't none of you think about joining the suicide club.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2019-09-10 at 12:14 PM UTC in Long time member is dead.OP is probably juicebox trolling but if he ain't, I'm going to legitimately be sad.
RIP Juicy BThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2019-09-10 at 12:14 PM UTC in Long time member is dead.
Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood Don't you know people locally that have died? Lots of people I knew are gone and its weird but you start to get used to it after a while
I imagine this is how old people in retirement homes feel except we are all in our 20's and 30's
There's something strange about knowing someone online. You don't know them IRL so they can tell you everything... Everything. Things nobody they knew could have ever known. -
2019-09-10 at 9:07 AM UTC in Long time member is dead.time to officially change site name to sadboys suicide club
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2019-09-09 at 10:56 PM UTC in Would you store felony weight for some quick cash?
Originally posted by mmQ There are way older tricks in the book.
Like when Glub was sitting with his family eating meats over the firepit and Bruzz came by saying theres a really huge bear just a quarter mile off so let's go hunt go hunt it together and they go and then Bruzz just kills Glub and goes back to tell Glub's wife that the bear killed him but Bruzz was able to kill the bear that killed Glub (even though the bear was already pre killed long before) and so the wife just thanks Bruzz for being heroic and fucks his brains out etc
Yeah? Well, there are even older tricks than that. Like when Jacob saw that Esau was extremely hungry and offered him to hand over his birthright for a nice bowl of hot stew from a pot of hot stew he had been brewing all day. Easu complied almost immediately and ate heartily, only to regret the situation when Jacob later cashed in his inheritance.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2019-09-09 at 10:51 PM UTC in Would you store felony weight for some quick cash?
Originally posted by -SpectraL Oldest trick in the book. The Double Whammy.
They give you the dope for safekeeping, then they send some other thugs over to rob it from you the next night, and then you have to go rob a liquor store to get them their "money back".
There are way older tricks in the book.
Like when Glub was sitting with his family eating meats over the firepit and Bruzz came by saying theres a really huge bear just a quarter mile off so let's go hunt go hunt it together and they go and then Bruzz just kills Glub and goes back to tell Glub's wife that the bear killed him but Bruzz was able to kill the bear that killed Glub (even though the bear was already pre killed long before) and so the wife just thanks Bruzz for being heroic and fucks his brains out etc -
2019-09-09 at 9:52 PM UTC in Ocatavian desperately wants to bang CandyRein...Or what if people just constantly raped Kurt Cobain after they released Rape Me. I think a good defense lawyer could get anyone out of any charges.
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2019-09-08 at 3:21 PM UTC in Hey I make better SUSHI than you (Sushi for people who don't like sushi)Like I remember growing up and people be like "omg lets get sushi"
and I'm like "oh"
"Fish swim in their piss and shit and then you eat them raw haha fuck you"
But then my culinary genius started to flourish and I thought, I don't need to eat any raw fish to enjoy these bite size delicacies
So I went to work in the lab, tirelessly rolling up everything from cheese to bacon to ground chicken
And I came up with enough amazing recipes to change the sushi game but they must remain a secret
BUT
I can share this one that is relatively simple and already staples of Sushi
1. Get yo black ass some wonton wrappers
This will be the base for all the goods. I'm not putting how much use your common sense for gods sake its a ratio that has to fit in those wontons you dumbfuck
2. Ingredients:
Wonton
Sweet potato (or sweet potato fries)
Avocado
Cream Cheese
Jalapeno
Rice
Salt n Peppa
Siracha
Spicy mayo
Oil for cookin'
Soy sauce (optional for dipping)
3. Steps:
1. Make Rice
2. Make Sweet potato, either put fries in oven, or fresh sweet potato with some salt n peppa and olive oil
3. Dice fresh or pickled jalapeños (holla penis) finely and mix it with the cream cheese
4. Open up Avocado and remove giant seed. Cut into strips matching or similar to the sweet potato
5. Open Wonton, lay across the rice, sweet potato, avocado, and spread the jalapeños cream cheese mixture GENEROUSLY
6. Roll that shit up playa, close the ends with a little bit of water or eggwash
7. Fry that shit til crispy brown, in an oil of your choice, I believe I use canola oil
8. Take it out and put on paper towel. Cut it into Sushi. Then squeeze the spicy mayo and siracha all fancy like
9. Get a dipping dish and put in the ah fuck you should know what to do by now god damn
If you did everything correctly you should get some shit that looks like THIS
Yeah I know its amazing looking thanks
This was when I was frying my sushi tempura style with seaweed/rice, also quality, but alot messier
Hey share your sushi recipes and stories here with me, its okay if its lackluster in comparison to my sushi masterpiece we're all friends here at gluttons and gourmet -
2019-09-08 at 12:33 AM UTC in CandyRein is s sheboon...Capitalize the “I” or gtfoThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-09-07 at 5:46 PM UTC in My wife is pregnantIs it bad I pictured a kid playing on little miniature farm equipment and getting his leg all fucked up in the little miniature machinery and then you widdle small wooden crutches in a heartbreaking story of father son leg accident redemption
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2019-09-07 at 2:03 PM UTC in opiate OD without drugsi almost brained some bitch while waiting to see a doc last night.
she showed up in an ambalance. after getting out she immediately starts screaming/crying about a bunch of bullshit while assaulting the orderlies.
took 45mins just to get her to sit the fuck down and she got in before people that were there for 12hrs.
she was pretty hot though.
mid 20's,h addict, trashy as fuck.
would procreate through bedframeThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2019-09-07 at 12:43 PM UTC in eBagger searches for Cocaine brought in by Dorian on the coastHowdy niggas
eBagger back atcha wit anotha hot fiya search fo' that sweet barrier island coco!
I've been pretty sober over the past year, thus accounting for my lack of blockbuster, 2-thumbs up, critically acclaimed, 5-star threads. Cause when I'm crunk I'm usually more active for some reason.
ANYWAY.
I was at my buddies house when I was tracking the storm, and I stumbled across this little piece of news...
So even though I'm on the North Carolina coast, I thought to myself...it's worth a go!!
So early morning as soon as the sun came out, and the tide came out, I paddled out to the barrier island in search of large amount of Cocaine bricks, or any other narcotic.
I forgot my camera, as I wasn't thinking of making a thread on it, but I came across some cool stuff too big to haul back, but of no real value. One being a giant Coast Guard Buoy washed up on shore. It looks almost exactly like this, huge enough for me to climb on, with a solar light on top, and a giant bin with 2-inch wide bolts holding it shut.
I may update the thread this weekend or early next week with whats inside, as it will take some work, but with one of those giant wrenches meant for working on diesel engines, or maybe even a plumbers wrench and some WD-40 could be enough to break the rusted bolts.
I asked my friend to ask her husband, who is in the coast guard what are in these suckers. I was told "nothing", and warned of the dangers of tampering with Government property. HAH. I said BITCH...don't restrict my freedom of adventure! Not really, but I was like "oh".
and I did say I give 0 hoots about that shit, and the government does shit I don't agree with all the time fuck their buoys. Of course if it serious this is all in minecraft, and the pictures I upload will be slightly blocky LOL
NOW. For the treasure!
I was disappointed honestly, but I believe either a shipment of sunglasses went overboard, or its just random but considering the amount of sunglasses I found it seemed to be a small shipment went overboard somewhere. I walked the course of a few miles, and every quarter mile I would find a pair of sunglasses. They were full of barnacles but I've been soaking them and they seem to come clean. I got about 6-8 useable pair of sunglasses and some snorkels and a snorkel mouthpiece. I can't make out the brands on some, one of them being Under Armor.
Getting hot and eaten alive by giant island flies, I decided to head back, not totally disappointed as I have a buoy to check out, and found some cool stuff to look at and glasses.
I came across a lone man walking, and he yelled something indecipherable to me, I walked over and asked him "wha?"
--"Ah g'day! I thought you were Bills son my bad, I'm Mark good to meetcha!"
"Ah Gday Mark!"
--"Oy these flies'll take a chunk out of ya Christ"
"You ain't lyin Mark, hazards everywhere out here, watch the broken glass!"
--"Oh will do mate, good luck on your search!"
This fella seemed Australian, and feisty, I might as well joke with him about what I'm lookin for, since he seemed to inquire I was indeed "searching" for something
"Yeah man, I'm on the search alright, I read a bunch of Cocaine bricks washed up on Florida, I'm seein if theres any stragglers!"
--"AHH HAHAHAHH IS THAT ROIGHT HAHA"
--"True story I went to Belize with my brother walking on the beach, and I found a bale THIS BIG *does giant box shape with hands* of Pot! Couldn't take it on the plane of course but boy was that something"
"Thats awesome! Thanks for the inspiration!"
--"Yezzir good luck!"
AHA Finding another mate who'd successfully found kush on the beach. Maybe there was still a chance!
I return to my landing area, then, not 20 meters from where I landed, I spotted a box in the distance....
OH YEAH! JACKPOT!
A functional military box! It was heavy too! I was too excited, but too exhausted as well, so I tossed my loot in the kayak and headed back.
Upon eating mac and cheese and showering, I opened the box hoping for anything cool from the military really, but unfortunately the only thing stuffed in there was empty ammo boxes, and a couple of papa johns pizza plates.
Thats about it. I'll update if I get the energy and motivation to head back and open the buoy.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
