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  1. AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
    Shit people its just weed.
    Half the time I don't even realize I'm stoned unless I acknowledge the fact that I just smoked a shitton of weed.
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  2. I took 50g of phenibut in 5 days my dad called the cops on me for dancing and I jerked off to worms in an alleyway while I hid from cops and hit my head and my legs and my nipples falling over ODing on phenibut
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  3. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by DietPiano You city slickers don't get to shoot bunny rabbits and nigger 'coons in your backyards

    HAH!

    Nigger you've never seen a seagull. Just shhhh.
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  4. Obbe Alan What? [annoy my right-angled speediness]
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  5. Lanny Bird of Courage
    Originally posted by OG_GREENPLASTIC_JOHNSON_III damn i wish i was in japan. where are you going/what are you doing there?

    I got the JR pass thing so I can take the shinkansen and a lot of the local trains for free so I'm kind of all over the place. Started in Tokyo, then down to an island off shikoku, Kyoto, Osaka, I'm in Narra now. The main thing im doing is looking for pictures of this blue platapus and drinking sake and shochu



    Originally posted by mmQ More pictures lanyard. Or some POV footage. Please and thanks.




    Originally posted by Sudo Japan is a very interesting place. Is a hostel basically the only place to stay for under a billion yen?

    In tokyo, pretty much yeah. Outside of that not so much. I stayed in a business hotel type place in Osaka for like $75. I'm staying in a hostel here because the location is walking distance to the temples and shrines I want to see in the area. Also these guys are just chilling outside:

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  6. kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by Mud Hole Mania Kr0z future beat n acid tour guru

    maybe you never know, I like allen ginsburg a lot and charlie bukowski
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  7. kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    I signed up for a creative writing class at the community college downtown and today was my first day and it was good. It's ran professor Deckard. He's quite the card he's also starting up his own baseball team in the community and tried to push it on to us but I'm not much of a baseball player and didn't want to purchase the uniform. Then theres Sara, I know her from the rosedale kitchen and bar, she's quite the sassy, she's 26 and a mother but needs time to herself besides riding her adult tricycle. Her husband watches their son so its all good. And then theres bob cole, he's my age I grew up with, went the same schools, he's gotten a lot bigger like his dad Jason cole who owns a car dealship, his dad used to be so fat my mom told me that at the bar he'd have use two bars stool for his big butt, but boy did he love eating hamburgers and drinknig beer. And then theirs liz she's a real hipster but a ball breaker as well she always has something to say but she's cool anyways.

    Theres a few other people I haven't met yet but thats because the people I just mentioned in my group for our class project, we've decided to make a zine with stories / poetry /comics and art reviews. Bob cole is kind of the black sheep of the group as he only likes to write about sports and so thats going to be oddball part of the scene but he's still a good guy. I remember back grade school when we'd play kickball and he always wanted to be the umpire.. lol whatever.. But yeah we went of the framework about this class and were assigned a book to do a review on. I was assigned orb station zero by dan davis.

    But yeah after class the four of us decided to go to big bites for a lunch meeting to discuss the project and get to know each more. We all got burritos and mashed potato's. I was putting gravy all over mine and sarah make a remark how I always eat so unhealthy and why do i feel the need to slather everything in gravy that its disgusting, I asked her why is it she's so bitchy and not funny, she means well she just think being constantly sarcastic is the only way she can come off as witty.

    We were eating and liz kept going on about dick chenney and how he's probably a sodomite, and I asked whats wrong with that? And she said oh gimme a break doug the only people that enjoy sodomy are rich white men, do you think women enjoy being like that? And I was of course, women are degenerates and Bob cole started laughing almost choking on his food. But yeah all in all it was a good first day of class


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    but yeah big bite is damn good!
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  8. 🐿 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by POLECAT I broke my dick once, sometimes when its gettin hard it stays skinny in the middle till the rest swells up then it gets hard also.. it looks weird when its doin its thing but normal after its full blowed

    Da fuck.
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  9. Lanny Bird of Courage
    I was pleasantly surprised to learn he wasn't a creepy ass ex-con pedophile
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  10. bigthink victim of incest
    after a bunch of research i determined that rehab is in fact, retarded.

    since I am also retarded, i found some government sponsored ultra liberal counseling service that'll use big brothers influence to get you into whatever org you want. it's scheduled for Friday...

    my gameplan is to
    1. block a bunch of numbers
    2. temporarily drink more alcohol
    3. volunteer at as many animal shelters as I can for a couple weeks until I stop wanting to do white lightning 24/7. basically give myself 0 free time
    4. neck myself on live stream if it doesn't work (I'll post the link)
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  12. Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    It's really sad that some people can't get the medical care they need.
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  13. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Originally posted by Sophie Lol cuckbook.

    No, I don't use social media. I'm clearly very mysterious. I don't allow the five eyes to keep tabs on me

    You sheeple don't realize the government can track your every moment through smartphones and Facebook. You think they don't record all your conversations and use AI to scan them for illegal content? Think again

    Yeah girls might think I'm a mass shooter creep weirdo and every normal person whispers about me and laughs at how socially awkward i am but it's a small price to pay to ensure the FBI isn't watching me
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  14. Rear Naked Joke African Astronaut
    VOCAL PERCUSSION ON A WHOLE NOTHER LEVEL

    COMING FROM MY MIND

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  15. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Later he attempted to high kick her while yelling "hi-ya!" Miss Piggy style.
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  16. Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    This thread is now about what Will Hurd wants
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  17. bigthink victim of incest
    Originally posted by -SpectraL Wrong, kid.




    that fucking jpg
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  18. bigthink victim of incest
    Originally posted by -SpectraL You don't scare me.

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  19. kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by Grylls Japan-Is-Eternal - absolutely batshit fucking deranged motherfucker, i dont think he can be fixed, maybe needs to see a psychiatrist - nah that wont work

    Fuck you I hate you, Hiki is a good boy, he takes care of his mother, thats why he called his land lady a bitch, he brings her soup when she's sick, he watches naruto with her when she's sick, he's even bringing dakimakura over to watch naruto and have soup with his mother, are you by chance jelly of hiki? He's a good kid, he's doing the best he can, the only way you knows how, the hikiramouri way. You fucking dick
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  20. Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    Originally posted by Japan-Is-Eternal OUR HOUSE IS ON FIRE

    look at me I take this topic so seriously I had to get dressed up just for the special occasion


    95% of people hate people like this.

    If you wanted climate change, these are exactly the people you would choose to send to oppose it.
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