I want all of us to die and drift into the sun

1. 2019-10-02 at 7:38 PM UTC

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   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   That's my new thing. I'm starting a cult with that endgame. All we care about is eventually dying and drifting into the sun. Like a bunch of unpoppable balloons, we just drift into the sun.
   
   And then when we get there we get to the surface and we're engulfed in flames and we feel the pain and it never ends. The pain never ends.
   
   
2. 2019-10-02 at 7:42 PM UTC

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   Galapagos Yung Blood
   Where do I sign up?
3. 2019-10-02 at 8:16 PM UTC

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   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Originally posted by Galapagos Where do I sign up?

   
   You just did. Welcome.
4. 2019-10-02 at 8:25 PM UTC

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   GAAAAALM African Astronaut
   Can I sign up too?
5. 2019-10-02 at 8:29 PM UTC

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   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Originally posted by GAAAAALM Can I sign up too?

   
   Yes just check with Margaret over there at the booth and you're good to go.
6. 2019-10-02 at 9:17 PM UTC

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   Obbe Alan What? [annoy my right-angled speediness]
   We are already falling into the void.
7. 2019-10-02 at 9:21 PM UTC

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   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Originally posted by Obbe We are already falling into the void.

   
   Welcome brother.
8. 2019-10-02 at 9:36 PM UTC

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   GAAAAALM African Astronaut
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • mmQ, 
   • Needledick Needledick Needledick
9. 2019-10-02 at 9:41 PM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   If you’re dead you won’t feel the pain when you’re engulfed in flames.
10. 2019-10-02 at 9:45 PM UTC

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    Erekshun Naturally Camouflaged

    Originally posted by frala If you’re dead you won’t feel the pain when you’re engulfed in flames.

    
    How do you know?
11. 2019-10-02 at 9:49 PM UTC

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    larrylegend8383 Naturally Camouflaged
    Hey Wren let's raise the funds to take one of those high end SpaceX flights and ride that sonbitch directly towards the sun.
12. 2019-10-02 at 10:44 PM UTC

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    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by larrylegend8383 Hey Wren let's raise the funds to take one of those high end SpaceX flights and ride that sonbitch directly towards the sun.

    
    Ok. You start raising them and I'll match whatever amount you get.
13. 2019-10-02 at 10:45 PM UTC

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    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by Erekshun How do you know?

    
    She doesnt. In my cult we will all feel the burn. Haha
14. 2019-10-02 at 10:50 PM UTC

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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Can’t decide if exercise or STI infomercial.
15. 2019-10-02 at 10:54 PM UTC

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    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    What's STI stand for sexually transmitted
16. 2019-10-02 at 10:55 PM UTC

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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Idiot
17. 2019-10-02 at 10:58 PM UTC

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    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    That would make for a peculiar infomercial.
18. 2019-10-02 at 11 PM UTC

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    Obbe Alan What? [annoy my right-angled speediness]
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

    • mmQ, 
    • Sudo
19. 2019-10-02 at 11:01 PM UTC

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    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Ok so now I'm thinking about that imagine if when you had sex with someone you adopt part of their brain and give some of yours to them. So a person with an IQ of 120 has sex with a person with a 90 IQ (i.e. black guys fucking smart white girls) and then when it's over they both have IQ of 100.
    
    That would get weird fast but it would also be amazing. And exploited I bet.
20. 2019-10-02 at 11:02 PM UTC

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    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Nice sun songs boys. Keep em coming.