I think he's cute He's so sexy He's get the look That drives the girls the wild He's got the moves That really move me He sends chills Up and down my spine
He's just my sexy boy He's not your boy toy
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My tek dealing neighbor was gay and cool for the most part. But Whenever we were doing the tek and id mention something about my gf or women in general he'd grossed out and bitchy over.
Its just with §m£ÂgØL. Anything different about you he will be a hadar face over it.
Like canywein posted a picture of steak and macaroni she made. And he had to shwoop in and be like "pssshh red meat and carbs?"
Which is really rich coming from him considering pshhh is the sound his ass makes because its open so much
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Gas is cheap. I'm filling up a pond I've been landscaping in my yard. Eventually, I'll light it on fire and throw my neighbor's carcasses in after they die of infection, and then I can claim I'm the prince of Hell, in league with the virus to provide a depository for its product. Delivery is free from most restaurants, too.
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Yes, Way back (1994 ish) I used to be a mod on the #london channel(an IRC channel on EFNET) the channel owner, "hedge" was in love with another mod (Female). She used to work at Cyberia cyber cafe in London which was a relatively new thing back then.
Anyway he would go on and on to me about how much he loved her and he'd go hang out with her at her house but not get any action. He ask for my advice on how to win her heart and asked me to talk to her and convince her he was the one for her.
So after talking with her for a while she invited me down to visit her which I did, she introduced me to 2 player Sega Rally in the arcade then we went to her house for dominoes pizza and rampant sex. After we'd had sex there was a knock at her door, we looked out of the upstairs window and it was "hedge"...obviously she didn't answer the door.
A couple of weeks later I'd been telling another mod on the channel what had happened (Yes i didn't know to keep my mouth shut back then) and it turned out he was also enamored with the girl...so he went and told "hedge" what I'd done in a fit of jealousy.
He demodded both me and the girl and banned us from the channel. She called me while I was at work to yell at me for telling people about it so that was the end of that.
I don't remember her name or IRC handle, sad.
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Arms, legs, tied around her neck. No escape. I want to see her eyes pop and the orgasmic face as I pound her vagina into Oblivion. Then slap her face with my cack on each side of jaw. Then I get some whipped cream and spray it in my mouth then spit it in her face. Then-
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