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2020-06-26 at 2:34 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Get off that bus editionOk cool. I need the dick asap and Oracles came up first. So just fuck me. No emotions. Just a good fucking so I got sex off my brain for like 5 -10 mins.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2020-06-25 at 2:41 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Get off that bus editionThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2020-06-25 at 1:41 PM UTC in Anyone seen ghost/aliens?I have an older friend...(rather he was a friend until I ran him off) who as a kid lived up by the great lakes in a small town near 'a' nuclear power station up there. I don't remember the name of the plant but as I recall he said it was the first or one of the first in the US.
Anyway he is generally a good gont and very trustworthy and he only spoke of this once, seemingly reluctantly.
He said as a boy him and his brother use to "fuck around" on the land near the nuclear plant and one particular evening they walked up a hill/ridge and when they got to the top looked down and there was a completely black disk just sitting on the ground in the valley. They watched it for a while and my friend told his brother he was going to go touch it...the brother refused to move and stayed up on the ridge. My friend said he climbed down the ridge and walked over to the disk and just as he put his hand on it it lifted up silently and sped away over the ridge and his brother who was laying on the floor whimpering.
I would normally scoff at such a story but the guy in question was a pretty solid character and never told tales anything like that. He wouldn't talk about it again when I'd ask him about it.
I did some research at the time he told me this on the nuclear plant in question (again I don't remember the name now) and the little town where he lived and there was a lot of UFO reports/activity in the time period he mentioned.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2020-06-25 at 2:54 AM UTC in I broke my glassesThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2020-06-25 at 12:50 AM UTC in 🍬🍬Candy~Land🍬🍬nope. he isn't right in toronto but either of us are close enough to meAT any time. i'm gonna just jump right in and see where it goes. he has the cutest cats too..he has tweeting a few of their pics. aww my blackened heart...and ass is melting. going to be talking to him very soon so maybe no erotica tonight. wish me luck
*dancing queen suddenly plays* and i don't break anything this time.
have a great night allThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2020-06-25 at 12:43 AM UTC in 🍬🍬Candy~Land🍬🍬
Originally posted by Dregs Not just yet. Catching up on some Lolcows. Don't fret i'm sure i got something more for later. I was inspired by some sex worker dudes on Twitter with that lil bit above. Thought of DH names when I seen your posts.
I creamed my laptop on one guy…OMFG he is so hot..but won't share his name you bitches can just back off and not know him. He is all mine
Will you have sex with me?
Scenario: I am in a cabin in the woods and I'm wearing a suit made out of wood so I look like the cabin. You come out to find me but you're like where are you wren?? And I hold in my giggles because I am in front of you but you search high and low for me. Then you find the kettle of puppies I keep under the lasy susan and I laugh and give away my position and you find me. I take all of my clothes off and you get mad at me but that's fine and I get a jar of syrup and pour it on you and start licking it up but you're still mad. Jeez. What the fuck do you want? So I start smashing red potatoes on your face and you smile and like it I guess and then finally we have sex in the butt area but not the actual butt just in the area . Want to? Please???? -
2020-06-24 at 10:20 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Get off that bus editionThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2020-06-24 at 10 AM UTC in White lives matter banner flown over a football match here tonight
Originally posted by DontTellEm Lol. Ya right. Or maybe I just never do what anyone who doesn't cooperate wants. 😜
Let's say you've been a bad girl. Let's say, hypothetically, you've been a naughty girl even. Ok, and if you were a naughty girl, you would be my dirty little slut right? Then hypothetically speaking, you would be my little cumslut. Now, let's say you're also daddy's girl.
Now that we have established that you are both a bad girl and daddy's girl, I believe you'd agree with me when I say that you deserve a spanking. Am I not correct? A bad girl deserves a spanking, and as I am daddy, you are my girl, so I am the one who must provide punishment.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2020-06-24 at 4:24 AM UTC in Just a daily annoucemnt I think all of you are huge retards and fags
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2020-06-24 at 3:41 AM UTC in Just a daily annoucemnt I think all of you are huge retards and fags
Originally posted by Sudo you cant call everyone retards and fags because you have invested so much in this community as well you fucking dingus thats calling part of yourself a retarded fag youre in the fucking banner bammer babby mammer and you are what you eat chicken!!!
oh okay, I didn't think it was like that but understad where from where you're coming from
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2020-06-23 at 6 PM UTC in BummyMofo sketched my online internet long distance Chinese girlfriendGot rid of that ridiculous mustache for you. I think it's more accurate now.
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2020-06-23 at 5:39 PM UTC in BummyMofo sketched my online internet long distance Chinese girlfriend
I swear she doesn't have a moustache and her jaw isn't that big, plus she didn't have makeup onThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2020-06-23 at 2:22 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Get off that bus edition"The iron fist is always under the velvet glove that gives you the sexy massage"The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2020-06-21 at 3:51 AM UTC in Just wana break shitThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2020-06-20 at 10:13 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Get off that bus edition
Originally posted by Sudo I tried to make one at the same time that was way better and more inspired and YOU PEOPLE MADE YOUR BED NOW LIE IN IT
YOU PEOPLE
I think it was always destined to be this way. Its fitting that the decline of the once great THE RETARDED THREAD should mirror the fall of western civilization.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2020-06-20 at 5:01 AM UTC in My Chinese girlfriend has dumped me
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2020-06-20 at 3:50 AM UTC in Somebody needs to take the forum from LannyRIP bling, shifshifThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2020-06-20 at 2:23 AM UTC in Somebody needs to take the forum from Lannyfree mah tigeThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2020-06-20 at 1:48 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Get off that bus edition
Originally posted by Ghost JOKES ON THEM, I DON'T DRINK WATER
SCHIZOPHRENIC PEOPLE DON'T DRINK MASSIVE AMOUNTS OF COLA BECAUSE THEY ARE CRAZY!, ITS BECAUSE THEY KNOW ABOUT THE FLUORIDE IN THE WATER.
AT EXACTLY 20 MINUTES IN THIS VIDEO TERRY DAVIS (THE CREATOR OF TEMPLE OS THE THIRD TEMPLE OF GOD WHO WAS MURDERED IN A CIA BLACK OP) IS SEEN PURCHASING $20 WORTH OF SHASTA FROM A LOCAL WALMART
WHY DID THEY KILL THIS MAN! WHAT DID HE KNOW!
DRINK SHASTA NOT WATER!!!The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2020-06-20 at 12:31 AM UTC in Sex with dolphinsLets party on that blow hole fam
