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  1. I can't follow you OP.

    Soldiers are frequently heroes. It's not their fault that the causes they serve are often found to be unworthy of their sacrifice.

    For most soldiers their primary loyalty is to their colleagues and their friends. Not to their "cause" or their country (nationalism is usually a crock of shit).
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  2. DontTellEm Black Hole
    Originally posted by Sudo I want you to squeeze me like an anaconda before telling me what your anaconda wants and doesn't want

    I wouldn't tell u, I'd make u guess.
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  3. DontTellEm Black Hole
    Lmao 😭
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  4. Originally posted by Sudo A race of people that are white, masculine, articulate, artsy and intelligent. Literally the greatest of all the white people. Lowlanders btfo

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  5. Originally posted by Sudo You just made his day by assuming he's Scottish. His punishment just grew 4 inches to a not absolutely laughable 5

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  6. Imagine someone like this guy hanging out with someone like §m£ÂgØL.

    Just imagine Star Trek.
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  7. Robert Mugabe African Astronaut
    Opie's mother makes him wear a condom on his nose to hide his Juden circumcision.
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  8. Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Defund police now!
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  9. DontTellEm Black Hole
    I'll beat the brakes off ur boyfriend, don't try me weirdo.
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  10. Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    The prophet Muhammad (peace be upon him) was an illiterate. How was he capable of writing anything at all? Checkmate, son.
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  11. Islam is divine and your mother sucks Satan's cock in the bowels of hell.
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  12. Antifa Member African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Sudo Everyone thinks I'm going except me. I thought I was going before but nobody else thought I was. I bet I'm wrong. It's so stormy outside and eerily calm inside. That's almost a good first sentence for a novel

    but the storm was no match for the raging waves inside my heart

    the cobblestone path outside was dimly lit

    i watched yearningly as the rain webbed across my window, swimming downwards like salmon to spawn, or the mucus from mother's hairy muff.

    the musty smell of the attic reminded me of the good old days

    time to come down
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  13. Ghost Black Hole
    he is unfunny
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  14. Originally posted by Sudo Duh only duh gree u kno is Duh grease ya wipe off ya 4hed koffee Boi

    There is honestly nothing more shameful than being an entry level low wage service industry loser as an adult with no excuse. That really has to suck and I don't understand it

    Oh man. I had a thought I didn't like the other day.

    Sometimes I think about how there is no "vice animal" on Earth, like a #2 species that is between us and dolphins/chimps or something in terms of intellect and self awareness.

    If they existed a couple centuries ago, we would probably integrate them into society like cows and dogs, as slightly more complex work animals, like a highly trained performing monkey. They would be useful as pack mules for example.

    And if you can make them adept at some particular sets of low skill tasks, such as moving a file from one cabinet position to another, you could organize them into complex distributed systems of productivity with each animals handling a particular simple task. Get the formula right and you wouldn't need a human involved at all. Just like lots of different dumb logic gates can do math if you set then up just right, and if you do it just right, they can defeat Garry Kasparov at chess.

    And if you find the super special formula you might achieve the final dream of AI research, that a human can simply will something and some intelligent and reliable system brings it into reality.

    Then it hit me that they do exist and so do those structures, and we already use that formula... in fact that structure is simply the logical ultimate evolution of the concept of division of labour: human logic gates.

    People like this are literally those #2 animals, they are genuinely a lower level of human. But they are the logic gates of the modern economy: dumb fucktards doing simple shit chores, organised neatly into business structures, keeping the world spinning for the actual humans to simply will something and get it, and focus on their actual work. You know shit that requires thought.

    So now instead of cooking every day, I can simply tap my phone and food appears at my door.

    What it required on the backend was just enough technical and organisational competence to connect to an appropriate dumb node who gets told to flip me a chicken sandwich, then another one that gets contacted to bring it to my door. This is the realization of our dreams of will-to-power in the pre-AI age. Once they can break it down a few more steps and make automation hardware easier to iterate on in mass production, those people will have no reason to exist.

    And guess what, our ass will be paying taxes to support them on UBI because if we didn't, they would go full planet of the apes.
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  15. Xlite African Astronaut
    This thread is fucked up lol
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  16. netstat African Astronaut
    edited for privacy
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  17. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Here's the deal.

    I want to make a fourth movie of the human centipede but I want it to be turtles. Turtle centipede.

    The story is me watching human centipede at the opening scene. I'm jacking off furiously.

    Then I go get a lot of turtles and make them into a centipede. I like them though so I'm confounded. I want to have sex with them but I cant because most of their buttholes are sewn into one another so I can only fuck the end turtle.

    I do it. I feel ashamed. I feel bad for all the turtles. Enraged I force the first turtle to suck my dick and i cum in its mouth. They're all females and they slowly digest my semen and pass it on to one another and I get them all pregnant at the same time.

    Pregnant turtle centipede and I dont know how turtles give birth but they do it and they release turtles into one another.

    The end?

    No.
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  18. Originally posted by vindicktive vinny lets a piece of paper determines his lifes worth


    Life's worth literally determined by beans^
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  19. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Casey Anthony and company
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  20. STER0S Space Nigga [the disappointingly unanticipated slab]
    just the thought of someone eye-fucking my daughter enrages me
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