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  1. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    you watched too much lesbian porn during lockdown

    did you get any other les powers?
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  2. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    WARIAT IS A BITCH AND ILL FIGHT HIM RIGHT NOW.
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  3. WellHung Black Hole
    that didnt scare me, kid.
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  4. Chairman Takeshi Kaga African Astronaut
    I no longer hold the capacity to feel true joy, or much of anything any more. I go to sleep early so by the time I will be awake, my girlfriend is already asleep. I now don't like most of the time I spend with her or basically any other human so I prefer to be a night owl.

    Last night I drank wine and watched over 100 seegore.com videos for absolutely no reason. I realized like 80 deep that I hadn't felt a single thing, it was like I might as well have been watching boring cartoon violence.

    Between bouts of wakefulness I live inside a nightmare. I nod off on the couch for 30+ minutes at a time and come out of these strange daydreams with a rush of emotions like fear, anger, disgust etc but they all seem impersonal. I can sorta feel them there but they don't mean anything to me any more other than just feeling like I am going crazy.

    Most of my time every day has become occupied with stuff from inside my own head, stuff pertaining to the past, stuff that doesn't even relate to reality, stuff I can even know for sure isn't true. I have very little connection to reality if I look at the proportion of my day that internal and external things occupy.

    I have a recurring dream where I find myself hurtling towards the earth at immense speed from Low Earth Orbit where I ram into the atmosphere and having my skin burned off by sheer air friction and my bones reduced to dust and ash.

    The specific part I "like" from this dream is the idea of being slowly disintegrated until there is nothing left, at the very last second before I disappear, I will appear as a speck punching through the air, all lost to the winds.
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  5. RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
    Originally posted by Sudo Survived the FBI and all of life's challenges only to fall victim to Lyme disease

    Everyday is a new adventure it’s all downhill from here.. just coast
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  6. If you go in the woods, the bugs will eat you alive, not to mention the snakes, bears, and other predators in the night.
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  7. Chairman Takeshi Kaga African Astronaut
    I am suffering serious mental health issues and am losing my grip on sanity
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  8. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by General Butt.Naked lol theyre returning to the earth from whence they came.

    looks like a bag of breakfast cereal


    forgetfast cereal
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  9. RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
    Oh god puke
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  10. rabbitweed African Astronaut
    I bought a big SUV and a Honda Blackbird.

    I dont't even think they've made blackbirds for like 10+ years, but in my dream there was a new model, and I bought it, despite not knowing how to ride a big motorcycle. I also realized I don't want to get hit by a car and die. So it just sat there, losing value.

    Also the SUV I bought was way too big and pricey. What a complete waste and hassle.

    Glad to wake up and find I still have that money. Ahhh. What a relief.
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  11. RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
    Just came back from hell..day 6 and I feel 87% better... don’t do flualpbullshit trust me not worth ur trouble love all u guiz

    Seriously lucky I didn’t die from that one
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  12. American women will fuck dogs. Do not date a single American woman if she has a large male dog.
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  13. I used to work with a woman who fucked her dog back in England...she was quite gleeful about it too when relating the filthy deeds.
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  14. Meikai Heck This Schlong
    tbf it is definitely like the WEIRDEST fetish

    also seems inextricably linked to noncery since many people blame their inflation fetish on violet beauregarde in willy wonka



    im worried about it too
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  15. WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by Sudo Lately I've been feeling so blessed it's overwhelming. I'm not sure how this happened and how I can continue it but I must be doing something right. I'm still stressed, repressed, depressed and pushed to the test but things are coming together.

    Thank you all for being here. It can get better for you the same way it did for me. A few years ago I was fresh outta da halfway hoose driving a shitty car, worrying about someone close to me dying, unsure of ways to make legal money and stay out of trouble, feeling empty and anxious all the time and now I feel…better, and I have more stuff and people around me I like to be around. Thank you all for being a part of that. I am too fortunate. I'd like to say I deserve it but I'm not sure I do but maybe my son does and that's why I'm here. Maybe it's not for me to question but for someone like me who's had Lotta adversity thrown his way, you've gotta deconstruct the empire you've built so you can make sure you can keep it safe.

    My body and soul is tired and sore but it's not empty and insatiably hungry and that's the most important thing. Maybe sometimes. I Love you

    love u too, pumpkin. ⚘❤
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  16. BummyMofo African Astronaut
    also I saw a shopping cart filled with piss jugs by the dollar store
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  17. Kev Space Nigga
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny i didnt.

    dont know from where you inferred that.

    you said human nature doesnt go away in a few thousand years, what qualifies anything people did a few thousand years ago as human nature?
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  18. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    just be glad club penguin closed up shop I'd dick you all up and down
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  19. Ghost Black Hole
    Originally posted by rabbitweed Pretty much all of it. As you pulled it out of your ass. Because you're a lying kike.

    The only bit that was right is that I have no property. My accountant mentioned I'd probably be able to get a mortgage despite being self employed for a relatively short time. I should probably look into that, it's about time I bought something.

    you are the biggest kike I know and also a bitch
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  20. Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    Moses, Jesus and Mary
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