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2019-05-19 at 6:05 PM UTC in So I'm watching Mom Massage Pr0n
Originally posted by Helladamnleet Think about it though. Back when kingdoms were still a thing royal families did a loooooot of inbreeding to keep the blood lines "pure". Genetic sexual attraction has been studied and proven to be a fairly common thing, although most of us don't act upon the attraction, or continue to act upon them beyond adolescence
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2019-05-19 at 6:04 PM UTC in What did you succeeded in doing today ???I did laundry, did a bunch of yard work for my mom, talked to idiots about Things, took cbd oil instead of powerful narcotics, fucked your mom on her period and rubbed the blood in her face and licked it off. Made her squirt blood all over your childhood bedroom, stole her television and left
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2019-05-19 at 5:58 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Malice Metro EditionSomething kinda weird I remembered since I was posting this morning about Gayvin Mcpenis is that he had a show called "Get off my lawn" which was my most prominent totse account (Without the spaces) I think it was eventually permabanned for some reason, probably by Jackketch
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2019-05-19 at 5:44 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Malice Metro Edition
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2019-05-19 at 5:40 PM UTC in So I'm watching Mom Massage Pr0nWhy is there so much incestuous porn? It's all white people too. I think white people are confused by family dynamics and harbour secret fantasies of fucking their immediate family. Just ask Zanick
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2019-05-19 at 3:43 PM UTC in 💡 Supergluing a squirting dildo on your body near your dick.Rammstein did it family values tour 98 someone else post a clip
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2019-05-19 at 3:35 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Malice Metro EditionHave you ever tried meditating? What would be a purpose you would feel less empty pursuing?
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2019-05-19 at 2:45 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Malice Metro Edition
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2019-05-19 at 2:42 PM UTC in Brave Female Athlete BANNED from competing in weight lifting
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2019-05-19 at 2:36 PM UTC in Brave Female Athlete BANNED from competing in weight lifting
Originally posted by Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Disney jedis came in and pumped literal billions into it in order to present it as an authentic and cool media platform for the kids today.
You don't stop shlomo when he has his cheque book out. But Proud Boys was a mistake - it doesn't matter how harmless, controlled, tolerant or gay friendly you are - any sort of organised goyimry makes the jedis really nervous. McInness recently complained that he's so thoroughly deplatformed now that the only place he can go to defend himself is Russia Today.
Proud boys was gay af. They did some shit locally around here that was objectively gay. Groups like that are magnets for weak, emasculated males who secretly suck dick. Maybe he had more of a vision for it than what it was but it turned out to be gay as shit and completely misguided.
Gavin says a lot of things and exaggerates. He can defend himself but the problem is no one gives a shit because he's kind of irrelevant because people want him to be so it's a self perpetuating cycle. If he hadn't rage quit vice it would be an entirely different entity and maybe he'd be less of an edgy faggot. I still like him tho and think he's funny but it makes me sad to watch him and think what might have been -
2019-05-19 at 2:22 PM UTC in Brave Female Athlete BANNED from competing in weight liftingHe's the co creator of vice who got frustrated and sold his stake before it became big. He's kind of lost his mind now but he is hilarious. I have some old vice shit from when I was a zine in Montreal and it blows my mind what has happened to it. Literally a make work project for heroin addicts on welfare that because many different things and now it's mostly a piece of shit
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2019-05-19 at 2:15 PM UTC in Brave Female Athlete BANNED from competing in weight liftingVice needs to shut the fuck up. Their video media platform kind of took off by "going where others won't go and telling stories others wont" and now it's "telling stories no one cares about and feigning outrage over absolutely nothing"
I want Gavin McGinnis to come back -
2019-05-19 at 4:33 AM UTC in GADZOOSKS!The following things are located primarily in the heart
1. Groove
List of things I would not ask for
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2019-05-18 at 2:21 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Malice Metro Edition
Originally posted by Technologist I asked because when I worked in a prison hospital, that seemed to be common.
Yeah Islam is definitely compatible with prison lyfe. Praying 5 times a day and being conscious, mindful and alert while getting the best halal food makes a lot of sense in an institution. I sorely need it -
2019-05-18 at 2:08 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Malice Metro Edition
Originally posted by Technologist Sudo,
Just curious, did you come to Allah while you were in prison?
Pretty much, I learned about religion mostly from non white people in my area and didn't really have a reference point so that's what I gravitated towards when the chips were down. I learned to pray and read the book years ago but didn't strengthen my faith until recently. The imam I talk to is a fucking G.
Originally posted by Jυicebox Maybe this will make you feel better
This is only the third picture I've ever had taken that I've liked
That pic is actually cute af. Seems like a lot of good things came together to make that pic -
2019-05-18 at 1:56 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Malice Metro Edition
Originally posted by Technologist Sudo,
I don’t understand him saying you brag about yourself. Since I’ve been here, you were in a furlough program, you went back to jail, and now you seem to be wondering where your life is headed, because you don’t seem to be happy with it.
Sure you get laid, but sex isn’t everything. Well, to some it is.
If I was WS I would respond in some facetious way like
"Dese niggas tink I'm flexin 4 da gram but it's just what it is n dey mad 100emoji 100emoji 100emoji" but that seems disingenuous and I agree with you that my life is shit and essentially directionless but is getting better. I literally thank God for all the good things that happen in my life because I feel without Allah I would be living in abject misery instead of the brief semblances of a good life I know are possible. -
2019-05-18 at 1:29 PM UTC in I had to vote todayGOOD LUCK ASSAD
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2019-05-18 at 1:26 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Malice Metro Edition
Originally posted by WE SMOOTH So I didnt wanna come here and brag about my life like Sudo but now I have a good classic funny/shitty story.
I've been seeing this stripper for like 3 weeks and talking about gender politics, just politics, dating, life, love, loss, etc.. like i met a woman who was beautiful and surpassed me intellectually for the first time since logic (LOL niggas still deny this happened. anyway. this girl was actually way hotter too duh.)
But anyway she was a dancer and shit and told me on the first date that she hated men but I was cool and had a good energy.
it was cool as fuck that she was just fucking with me off the love cause she's had sugar daddies, rich bfs, huge stacks of cash, etc, but she was fucking with the personality and I was just being myself and she was fuckin with it.
Today I ate 4 gs of shrooms and thought I'd ask her if she was ghosting me for real this time since it had been like 5 days since we texted (I was never sure with her, busy, distant bitch. I would think she'd be ghosting me then she'd hit me up and in person it'd be all warm and shit.) and she goes into an emotional rant about the last time we hung out, me BEING UNABLE TO GET HARD.
It was because we ate all this heavy ass food the night before and I felt this immense stomach pressure. Also, I was falling in love hard and thinking about how this was a bad idea. and also, no sleep. i digress.
She thinks I'm shady or hiding something, like that I'm not attracted to her in the daylight, or i'm secretly doing meth because I couldn't get a boner. one of the two options. i tried to explain myself but i was peaking heavy LMAO and didn't do a good job. she seemed cool about it in person. She also on her period RN.
And she was explaining this to me over text as I was peaking on mushrooms. It hurt my feelings but it was also funny as hell. I hit up an old girl friend of mine and vented for like 2 hours until she went to bed now I'm talking to this other girl about it. I feel like I sound like Bill Krozby, sound like a lying ass nigga. But I got hoes now.
Nigga she fucked 4-6 guys since you couldn't get hard and if you don't fuck her like you mean it she's never gonna be anything to you. You don't have hos if the basis of your relationship is talking about gender politics and eating heavy food.
Strippers fake intimacy. It's literally their job. Fuck her like you own it or keep it movin mang -
2019-05-18 at 4:13 AM UTC in I've only fucked 12 broads.
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2019-05-18 at 4:08 AM UTC in I've only fucked 12 broads.
