Posts by Sudo

1. 2019-05-18 at 4:04 AM UTC in Best thing about being so beta & British
   

   Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
   Scotland looks like a beautiful ginger lass bathing in the river, England looks like a naked fat guy covered in pig grease
2. 2019-05-18 at 4:02 AM UTC in It is okay.
   

   Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
   you're right
3. 2019-05-18 at 4:01 AM UTC in I've only fucked 12 broads.
   

   Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]

   Originally posted by Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country I just did sex so hard to this girl. She was moaning and stuff and i did sex so hard and so good with her. She was all "Please have good sex with me" and I said back "Yeah, I'm going to really sex you so great lady" and she's like "Thanks". It was so good and so hot and we both loved making a sex on all the positions. At the end I was all "Hey, I'm going to finish sex now" and she said "Yes, that would be nice if you finished so hard on that towel". I said "Yes" and I finished so hard on the towel. And It was so hot.

   
   bitch tell me to cum on a towel I'll get her pregnant out of spite
4. 2019-05-17 at 2:59 PM UTC in Alternative history thread
   

   Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
   imagine if you went outside and your paradigm just shattered
5. 2019-05-17 at 1:38 PM UTC in I've only fucked 12 broads.
   

   Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
   Possible clone thread title: "I've only fucked 12 boards" then list off the different types of lumber you've fucked
6. 2019-05-17 at 1:21 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Malice Metro Edition
   

   Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
   For some reason I woke up with that stupid Kanye west/rhianna/paul McCartney song "4 5 seconds" stuck in my head although I haven't heard it in forever. I have a memory of my x sitting on the floor high on cocaine trying to figure out how to play it on the violin. It made me like her more.
   
   I hate waking up and feeling empty but for narccist songs. Does "praying the gay away" work on yourself?
7. 2019-05-17 at 1:13 PM UTC in Any bitcoin exchanges, that allow us to receive payments via credit cards that don't require identification?
   

   Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
   You gotta try to find webmoney or perfect money or some other Russian scam
8. 2019-05-17 at 5:21 AM UTC in Fona-life 5/16/19
   

   Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]

   Originally posted by Fonaplats I dont think my gf is on birth control and I have been raw dogging and cumming in her for the last month and a half starting 2 days after our miscarriage. Her period hasn't really come back yet. There was a small spot of blood on my dick 1 day. Probably about 2cc's

   
   I fucked a girl once the day after she got an abortion against doctors orders. I was with a girl who miscarried before and she was a mess. My life is a mess
9. 2019-05-17 at 4:46 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Malice Metro Edition
   

   Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]

   Originally posted by DontTellEm Lol. That's one of my favorite songs. Butterfly.

   
   
10. 2019-05-17 at 4:45 AM UTC in I've only fucked 12 broads.
    

    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]

    Originally posted by mmQ I literally searched 'amateur English piss drink' last time I jacked off. Everything is so boring. It's funny watch American girls letting a guy pee in their mouth and swallowing. Am I in the right thread ?

    
    last time I jacked off it was 2 girls getting rough fucked then bashed the guys head in with a rock after. I saved it and am getting all the performers portraits tattooed on me
11. 2019-05-17 at 4:24 AM UTC in Home Sweet Home
    

    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]

    Originally posted by mmQ Everyone should be forced to live a year of their life in 23-hour a day solitary confinement without anything. Learn who you really are.

    
    I did that for 11 weeks. There's a class action lawsuit rn I might get in on. Had a 15 inch tv though. It was a headgame I still feel some after effects from
12. 2019-05-17 at 4:15 AM UTC in I've only fucked 12 broads.
    

    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]

    Originally posted by Thotgirl Yeah i don't really like anyone touching me. Literally had a guy wanted to drink peach juice from my pussy. I gave him an r u serious look? Like…okay everyone once and a while has a fantasy that involves chocolate or whipped cream but little does anyone know that a womans vagina naturally have some yeast in it. You add sugar to the mix be prepared for some serious yeast infections down there. A krotch rot of epic proportions.
    
    I'm basically at a point unless if im being fucked rather roughly have bruises bites on my tits and choked till almost passing out i have zero chance of cumming. I can't cum unless if im subjected to some pain or inflicting it. I guess its just me and the fact ive developed some abnormal tastes but vanilla sex doesn't cut it for me. If im not limping feeling it with every step im simply not satisfied.
    
    One time and this was before things got bat shit crazy with gimp he suprised me 1 morning with an ass beating of epic proportions. I was sleeping naked on the bed sad because he didn't visit me the day before. At the time i was nothing but a girl in love. He woke me up with his loud manly voice. Tore back the covers and immediately pinned me down by my neck and slapped my pussy until it was red and raw. I cummed around the 10th slap. Then he pulled me up made me throw my ass in the air and spanked me with his belt i was drooling he dragged me up and threw me on the floor trod on me with his work boots. Still reeling with pleasure from the first orgasm delerious i was swooning in his arms as he dragged me to the bathroom and had me admire his handiwork from in the mirror the final orgasm i got was when he bit down on my breast. I cummed so hard i passed out into sleep as soon as he left and as he held me i squirted.
    
    Another time i was strapped down with duct tape to the bed. I was there for about 30 mins when he walked back he shoved a habnero pepper in my mouth made me eat it then shoved my dildo in my mouth. He then gracelessly fucked my cunt with it. It burned but it felt so good i cummed hard and long i was spent afterwards and burning. Even after he left and i washed the toy the burn was still there and i found myself fucking myself with it again despite the burn.
    
    Basically i love pain.

    
    You sound like my ex gf. She is sad inside. I also cursed to Love both pain and painkillers. That's crazy about the pepper dildo I never heard of that.
13. 2019-05-17 at 4:07 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Malice Metro Edition
    

    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    mmq is affable, gregarious and quirky esp for his geographic area so he revels getting people all hawt and baw3rd
14. 2019-05-17 at 3:57 AM UTC in Roe v Wade gonna come under fire soon.
    

    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    But it's going to come from Bama and they appoint people like Roy Moore
15. 2019-05-17 at 3:55 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Malice Metro Edition
    

    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Fuck Donttellem is hilarious.
    
    She responded with person offence to a grease reference, then was accused of wearing corduroys and was extremely proud to say she's never worn them and no one can prove she ever has as a source of boastful pride and threw in a racial slur to imply the accuser is a corduroy wearing minority.
    
    She's got like 10k posts and has never made a thread because whenever she tries to make one she sees a post attacking her personally she needs to respond to immediately
16. 2019-05-17 at 3:51 AM UTC in Home Sweet Home
    

    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Does having to sleep on the ground create an endless cycle of doing heroin to kill the pain, then foraging in the forest for more heroin money, then fall asleep on the ground and repeat the whole thing over again until your addict brain convinces you that if you get enough heroin you can get your life in order until you rob a convenience store and the cop dogs follow your stank ass back to the camp and arrest/maul you? This is a trap many have fallen into before, I'm giving you fair warning
17. 2019-05-17 at 3:43 AM UTC in Am I the only one without an alt on here?
    

    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]

    Originally posted by Ghost I don't have any alts and haven't in a long time.

    
    dem thighs tho
18. 2019-05-17 at 3:41 AM UTC in Best thing about being so beta & British
    

    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    If being beta and British aren't mutually exclusive why did you knock up a Scottish lass so your seed isn't tainted with welsh and south Europe bollocks DNA?
19. 2019-05-17 at 3:38 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Malice Metro Edition
    

    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]

    Originally posted by WE SMOOTH this site sucks now lol
    
    my lifes good now but why brag to you guys, i'd be like SUUUDOO. Which is GAY as fuck.

    
    lol my life is terrible and I've never said it wasn't. That's good you're happy being a FAGGOT ALL DAY
20. 2019-05-16 at 10:15 PM UTC in Attn: Aldra
    

    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]

    Originally posted by aldra Yemeni are actually taking the fight to KSA now, they've crushed some southern territories and disabled the major East-West oil pipeline.
    
    How do you see the US-Iranian conflict progressing then? Do you think the US will back down? Will Iran shut down all their exports to appease the US?

    
    The US will have to back down in some ways, or at least can't implement "maximum pressure" as Iran has far too many regional allies. Russia will act as a mediator or at least have a say in the matter. The US can keep their tariffs and may implement an embargo denying trade with america for countries that deal with them