💡 Supergluing a squirting dildo on your body near your dick.

1. 2019-05-19 at 3:42 PM UTC

   #1
   

   Needledick Needledick Needledick motherfucker [mulishly down your brachydactylia]
   Think people on video chats would think you have 2 dicks?
   
   You might wanna get a boner first with your own dick so they dont raise eyebrows.
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • gadzooks
2. 2019-05-19 at 3:43 PM UTC

   #2
   

   Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
   Rammstein did it family values tour 98 someone else post a clip