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2022-01-28 at 2:53 PM UTC in What happened to Squirrel?
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2022-01-28 at 2:51 PM UTC in Aldra despises more than a few DH posters...
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2022-01-28 at 2:04 PM UTC in Fona 1/28/2022Fona you will achieve the things you want to someday I believe in you. You are self motivated and hungry, you just need to assert yoself
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2022-01-28 at 1:40 PM UTC in I got fired from my job at workTell her IMA MONSTA
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2022-01-28 at 12:37 PM UTC in First Conflict of 2022Let's be honest Sergei Lavrov is a better secretary of state than any US one I can think of for a while. Madeline Albright was decent but honestly alot more evil than Lavrov
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2022-01-28 at 12:34 PM UTC in How the fuck do yall relax?
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2022-01-28 at 12:12 PM UTC in Aldra despises more than a few DH posters...If we had a podcast it should be called the anti social network which is probably already a podcast but we probably have more weapons than they do
Originally posted by cigreting wats mourning
I knew you were going to ignore the hard truths of your character defects and just lapse into misspellings. These things are directly related, just like your parents -
2022-01-28 at 12:02 AM UTC in Aldra despises more than a few DH posters...
Originally posted by mmQ That's the go-to line from people that have never spoken on stage before. Most of the time the audience is dimmed out anyway so you can't even see them, so that's really not the point behind stage fright. It's like what sudo said, just getting up there and getting over it, taking your lumps and your shame until you realize it doesn't matter.
I mean if you genuinely suck, you'll know after a few tries, and you can proceed accordingly, but if it's just nerves, you'll also know, and can proceed accordingly.
I saw an interview with Robin Williams where he talked about how early in his career he would consistently bomb and imagining him free associating bombs is really funny to me. He seems like a much better person than stand up comedian, just like Josephine Rogan. There I just named 2 famous people you are funnier than -
2022-01-27 at 11:46 PM UTC in Aldra despises more than a few DH posters...
Originally posted by mmQ I have not done an open mic night and can easily admit that my confidence levels right now would not allow it. Maybe if I had the proper amount of Xanax or something but fun fact- I've never used it so I wouldn't even know. The only drug I've ever used to make me less anxious is alcohol and it absolutely does the trick but after I reaxh my magic point I generally just act retarded.
There is a nice little cushion though like 3-6 drinks where I'm in my zone and if I could always be right in that zone I would be amazing and that's just cold hard FAX.
I kind of wish I was FORCED to do stand up because I'd get over the stage fright pretty quick. It's happened before and I used to love speaking or performing on stage in front of a large audience.
Oh the shit winds of change…
Yea that's like karaoke, you force people to go up by putting them on the spot, you just need the right prodding. Hopefully one of your friends ropes you into doing it because you will reach a new plateau of confidence and hilarity.
I have a good friend who managed to bullshit his way onto giving a proposal to city council about a profitable environmental project he was trying to spearhead. He's an alcoholic but didn't want to drink before going so he took a bunch of Xanax and I remember watching the feed that was posted online of his 40 minute proposal and wondering how anyone couldn't tell he was high. He was speaking super slowly and slurring some words and since the camera was focused only on him, whenever someone else would talk he would exhale and his head would lean forward like he was nodding out. He would have got the project too but he messed up the timeline. I have another friend who did a presentation and got a grand when he was on some benzos and Molly too but he's a bullshit artist.
Anyways, I'm going to send you some videos of me doing stand up for you to critique. It's actually me ripping off norm Macdonalds "me doing stand up" completely tastelessly. RIP. He would be proud of you for trying -
2022-01-27 at 11:35 PM UTC in Aldra despises more than a few DH posters...
Originally posted by frala Octittian why did you thank my post? If you think I’m calling Sudo a cuck you’re wrong.
Oh man I think I figured it out.
Fagging's last girlfriend cheated on him after he was paying for her to go to school. The premature end to their relationship followed by resentments towards the entire female species and like 100 other things. The subtext is clearly there
Cigreting (I know you don't smoke cigarettes, it's a waste of money and makes you a cuck of big tobacco) shit happens, bitches be trifling and its whatever, just stop being so afraid of falling in love with the girl who deflowers you and you won't care that you're not the last dick she ever sees in her life. Just grow up is what I'm saying. I've kinda been cheated on several times before (It's a spectrum like your autism) and you just gotta cut and run and charge it to the game. Right now you are failing at life because you are deathly afraid of getting your heart broken 💔
I am here for you if you ever want to be emotionally honest -
2022-01-27 at 11:21 PM UTC in Aldra despises more than a few DH posters...
Originally posted by mmQ Who are your top three favorite comedians? That'll probably tell me everything I need to know. Don't lie!
Have you ever done an open mic night? I'd fucking love to do that, there are at least 2 comedy clubs in my city and I think I could make things dark and awkward very quickly and eventually win them over. I would love to experience bombimg because every comedian says it's good for the soul.
Sorry for quick mix posting all over this thread, my modafinil wore off heyooooooo -
2022-01-27 at 11:18 PM UTC in Aldra despises more than a few DH posters...
Originally posted by Aleister Crowley Totally destroyed Sudo here, I'd be surprised if he doesn't relapse and start slamming smack into his groin.
I thanked this post because I thought you were being sarcastic but after seeing you thanked his post it appears you and fagging are just united in butthurt and that's even funnier so THE THANKS REMAINS -
2022-01-27 at 11:05 PM UTC in Big trucking convoy headed for Sluttowa
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2022-01-27 at 11:03 PM UTC in Aldra despises more than a few DH posters...
Originally posted by cigreting I just dont like liberals and demorats. They are tearing this country apart and thats a fact, they only destroy.
I think its hilarious that sudo wont tell his bitch he lost his job and savings and see if she sticks around.
He actually thinks women love men for who they are and not what they do and provide.
Just look at what young hot bitches do, they find older guys with resources to extort.
Womens value is their youth, beauty, and fertility. A mans value is what he can provide. I challenge anyone to prove otherwise.
And its not that i dont like you, its that i dont find your posts infomative or funny.
Your last paragraph makes me laugh, just remember those are your words, ive never said anything like that. Ive said my overall goal is to accumulate enough money to retire early and do whatever the fuck i please, sorry if that offends you or makes you jealous that i have some goals in life. Take care now
I don't normally do this but I'm diagnosing you with autism over the internet. There is no other excuse for this post. Take 2 .45s to the head and call me in the mourning -
2022-01-27 at 10:58 PM UTC in Aldra despises more than a few DH posters...
Originally posted by cigreting I think youve called the wrong person the cuck, dumbass.
Also why didnt you reply when i called out your bullshit accusations in the other thread?
How come you never respond to my posts and just follow me around furiously quoting my posts then dissappear? You went on about some obviously fake story about the last girlfriend you had and I asked you how hard she would laugh to know that you haven't had sex in a decade after her.
So what's your answer? How hard would she laugh from stitches to side splitting how much of her torso would rip? Is being laughed at by women keeping you from "putting yourself out there?" It's very unlikely with all your anxieties and insecurities that you would be able to achieve an erection and after that, likely be premature. You could always get some viagra but WHAT IF IT DOESNT WORK? Then she tells all her friends about it, calls you a creep and to make matters worse STEALS $5 FROM YOUR WALLET BECAUSE YOU ARE SUCH A LITTLE BITCH UNDESERVING OF ANYONES RESPECT.
I see your quandary now and I feel bad for you. This is why I'm offering to buy you a prostitute so you are less of an angsty, insecure little bitch. It's either prostitute or become Malice, the choice is up to you. I'm sorry you are in such dire financial straits but your rich uncle Sudo will provide you with some spillover pussy. I'll pay extra for one to be extra kind and gentle with your flower and will make sure they don't make you nervous and trigger you
#notallwomenaremeanies -
2022-01-27 at 10:49 PM UTC in Aldra despises more than a few DH posters...
Originally posted by mmQ For a pull-yourself-up-by-your-bootstraps salt-of-the-earth die-hard mind-your-own-business conservative it sure seems quaint to see his obsession with your way of living. It's an interesting character study if nothing else– the degree to which it seems to absolutely piss HIM off.
Like you'd think if it was such a shitty thing, that it would upset YOU, not some random "manly man totally not a cuck" stranger from the internet, but yet here we are.
There are clearly some extreme childhood and other related issues going on there and I feel like even the top therapists in the world would struggle to piece it all together or get through to someone with that level of hard-headedness.
It's interesting because I used to get along with him on the forums (albeit we still rarely interacted), but I believe I gave off some liberal vibes or I said something about not staunchly backing Trump at some point and that was all it took for him to do a complete 180 and find me completely worthless and uninteresting (his words).
But! He drives a big truck and has some money so I guess he's got it all figured out and we should probably be clinging to every bit of advice he has to say as if it's the written word of God himself.
Hallelujah
I honestly don't even think he drives a nice truck. He would bemoan sleeping with a girl in the off chance she needs a cab home or steals the change out his ashtray. Fuck, what a loss for female kind, I know the day he decides to break his involuntary celibacy there will be a bachelor or rather "Joe Bazillionaire" style contest to deflower him for the chance of living his super sweet mechanic with a duplex lyfestyle. WHAT A LOSS TO FEMALEKIND -
2022-01-27 at 9:57 PM UTC in Aldra despises more than a few DH posters...
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2022-01-27 at 9:42 PM UTC in Big trucking convoy headed for Sluttowa
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2022-01-27 at 9:10 PM UTC in First Conflict of 2022
Originally posted by aldra https://www.rt.com/russia/547467-canada-boost-troops-ukraine/
I don't get it. Not just Canada, but this is a good example - what does Canada have to teach Ukrainians about fighting Russia? The only wars they've participated in in the last 50 years have been the US' gay international policing efforts and they haven't even done particularly well there. They haven't faced anything like a peer military or a threat to their homeland.
I can understand foreigners training the Ukrainians on how to use new, complex weapons systems but this is ridiculous
Ukrainians are a huge voting block in western Canada eg. Obbe. Trudeau has disenfranchised much of western Canada and thinks this is a cynical ploy to appease them. Canada has been funding "pro democracy" movements in Ukraine since around the year 2000. -
2022-01-27 at 7:11 PM UTC in Big trucking convoy headed for SluttowaTo protest vaccine mand8s
Msm is downplaying and equating the protestors with white nationalists and far right terrorists. Social media shows tons of supporters across the country and huge convoys slated to hit Sluttowa this weekend. Spectral doesn't care about this even though it affects him more than the ghost of Daddy Trump does.
Support coming from all over the place. Most of my friends think it will make a difference because they are stupid but convoys of semis are asymmetrical AF are likely to be used in the future around the world
