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  1. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Kodak black-super gremlin

    "I know this site is racist and populated by pedophiles but I'm still on it cuz Ima Gremlin"

    Killing the rats is another good Kodak song from the last few months. "Record first" with Hotboii is ok too but all melody NO TEEF
  2. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Hey Vinny do you hate yourself on a fundamental level? I mean you're a broke, racist, pedophile Virgin who is shamefully yellow and works in the service industry so do you think you think you lack "basic goodness" that most other humans are afforded? I hate myself but on a more nuanced level
  3. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by POLECAT how bout dem truckers Yo

    They drive north American made trucks. Can you say the same?
  4. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker The dems have been split since 2015 with Bernie and tge extreme left. Then it split even further in 18 with AOC and the squad. The gap has widen further and deeper in the last year due to Brandon shitty performance.

    So your predictions would have been wrong in 2014. Today thay are a day late and a dollar short.

    Look how dumb you are
  5. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Who doesn't like getting their booty ate??

    After a girl eats your bootyhole does she smack you on the ass and tell you to make her a sammich?
  6. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by aldra just read this today:

    http://thesaker.is/the-wests-two-replies-just-a-few-disjointed-thoughts/

    "The master race does not negotiate with snow niggers"

    OK just found a publication I need to read ALOT more of
  7. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by Sudo I have to take a shit in this hipster Cafe but I'm not wearing any underwear so it's sufficith to say it's a pretty darn delicate situation

    Upd8 hotel: I emerged unscathed. Used almost all the toilet paper. The nice Caribbean women who runs it went on about the high interest rate of the loan she got to start the Cafe and it took everything in me not to mention J00s. I actually had to stop myself at a moment when she was expecting me to say something and I had to stop myself from going on a Semitic rant
  8. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Fuys I just reverse synthesized coca cola into cocaine
  9. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    I have to take a shit in this hipster Cafe but I'm not wearing any underwear so it's sufficith to say it's a pretty darn delicate situation
  10. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    I was just listening to a song in the radio I think is called "everybody wants to be like you" which is clearly about getting head from a 16 year old he just met. Why aren't all these creepy ass pop songs canceled?
  11. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by aldra anyone who's less socially retarded than wario (see: everyone) can offer advice that's technically viable

    Cigreting is not though, and wariat is more emotionally honest, mature and self aware than him too which is pretty sad
  12. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Yea fo sho we should do a trial run first to iron out the kinks before we replace Joe roge as the cream of the Podcasting crop
  13. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by cigreting You fuckin idiot. How many times do i have to tell you not to say shit like that. It implies your low value. The only reason im giving advice here is because she isnt a minor

    You are literally an incel, why do you feel qualified giving advice? You clearly desire sex like everyone else but fail completely so why do you think you can add any value to the subject?
  14. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    I'll log into a zoom room buy I'm not clicking some sketchy link, my penis is already public enough
  15. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by General Butt.Naked I love how this thread has more replies than the one where i literally had a threesome and then got herpes.. Simp ass niggas.

    It's not a competition. The saddest is the number of replies in the "longest thread on the internet" full of lolcats, stories and a memorial for a member vs the number of replies in so many other shit threads.
  16. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Jessica Simpson
  17. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by Bradley It's not. Every moment you're homeless you're teetering on the edge of molestation and rape while people walk by wishing you would be quieter.

    Prison? Prison is nothing. Jail is nothing. You have or should have developed a different mindset, when you go in, it's kinda like, imagine walking around a dark wooded path, yea you have a destination that might be far off, but you're heavily fucking aware of what's dangering around you

    The last time i did time i bit a chunk out of a niggas arm and he tried telling the police i caused great bodily harm to him my lawyter said "Yes while X-inmate was choking Bradley, bradley did bite into the forearm of X-inmate causing a small amount of blood to lapse from his veins, at which point bradley continuued…"

    Noigga im like a celebrity, when i do my 34 days imma bite another nigga if he gets me in a headlock and i can't break it, i will literally eat you my nigga

    I did swallow part of his skin and a great deal of blood, after seeing what i did to his arm i won the fight because he started like putting pressure on it and i started kicking and kneeing him intending to kill a man who tried to suffocate me

    have fun with the bag guy from fetlife i'm sure he's gonna be quite similar, hope you can fight hoe

    This post is motivation to succeed. I'm going to read this every morning with my coffee
  18. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by Kafka I would probably kill myself if I was given more than a year. I don’t think I’d last long because I prefer to be alone but I could maim people if it came to it.

    It is what you make of it. Either way I would not recommend. I remember seeing a documentary about some IRA members who escaped a prison and went to a farmhouse in an area that looked very green and beautiful. They escaped by the cartoonish ploy of stealing a guards uniform and dressing up I remember. At a prison I was at there was an incident around 1980 where an inmate beat a guard in health care, then put on at least part of his uniform then was chased by the half dressed guard and in the confusion the guards in thr tower shot and killed the guard who was chasing the inmate
  19. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by mmQ He was best known for his "disappearing female assistant" trick, in which his objectively attractive adolescent female assistant would disappear on stage right before the audience's eyes, NEVER be seen again. Its said he performed this trick over 9,000 times with 9,000 different assistants. He stayed in character 24 hours a day and it's still questioned and theorized amongst modern magicians how he pulled it off or if he truly was, well… magic.

    He is also the namesake of brown boxes 📦 before he came along people just called them "poop colored square holdy things" until box brown came to town and flipped their paradigm upside down. He used to fold up the seemingly empty poop colored square holdy things then when they were assembled they would be filled with an audience members wildest desires which was usually roses or a dove. Things were simpler back then and they wanted a simple name for the holdy things that Mr box Brown had mastered. Putting stuff into things magically has never been the same since
  20. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    I had a bunch of fentanyl pressed into blue oxy 30 pills up my bum which was pretty risky. I had a package of hydromorphone for months as well. Fitting a whole pouch of tobacco up my butt was the absolute worst though, didn't scrunch it tight enough so it felt like it was growing inside me. I stuck a lighter up my ass in front of a female guard during a lockdown as well. Shameful moment.
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