2022-02-03 at 12:06 AM UTC
no it isn't, it's standard, 12 bunks is pretty small.
2022-02-03 at 12:58 AM UTC
Sudo
Black Hole
[my hereto riemannian peach]
There was one shower for 3 ranges of 12 bunks which was the only place to Jerk yer gherkin and it had this black mold that looked like chaga coming out the wall. You would get a mop at a certain time in the day and we would mop the walls of the dorm because they were always really grimey but couldn't be successfully washed in one day. Always seemed to be perpetually dusk.
So reading that book, in that jail, is what I know about Ireland. That and "in the name of the father" which I watched with my drunk father
I jerk off after breakfast bro and if you watch me you're a fucking faggot.
2022-02-03 at 1:01 AM UTC
Sudo i would love to be your drunk father, but this Islam. We either gotta go 100% or 0%, son, and I don't think we're Muhammadians.
2022-02-03 at 1:05 AM UTC
Sudo
Black Hole
[my hereto riemannian peach]
The shower was down the hall and you had to be cuffed to get there. It was also IIRC made of concrete and stone and in pitch darkness. It was pretty third worldian.
2022-02-03 at 1:07 AM UTC
STER0S
Space Nigga
[the disappointingly unanticipated slab]
how many inches was thee biggest dick you've had shoved in you
2022-02-03 at 1:12 AM UTC
Never but I've shoved 180 ambien into my asshole and honestly i don't really get nervous when I put in work for my people until i realized if that 180 ambien gets outta the double finger bag, i'm pretty fucking fucked and no one's gonna revive me by flushing my asshole because of an overdose in booking
Also I put like 18 .22 bullets into my anus before going to jail cuz i knew i was short term but my county jail has me listed as like permanent Max where i can't get huber and immediately go to a tier. I thought wow if this bag opens i'm gonna have literal fucking lead at 98.8F shoved against my anus as I sit here for no less than 10 hours, but then i go to max and i can give it to my people to use for WORK WORK.
:(
i shoved a lot of shit in my ass to make the world a worser place
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2022-02-03 at 1:14 AM UTC
the fact the news never tells me anyone has any guns and shit in prison really makes me wonder, like i know for a fact while i did my 15 months there, there was one shooting to this hmong guy and one that was a misfire or missed shot on the yard
never made the news, the guy who shot the hmong just got an inmate on inmate felony battery charge
but like haha, nigga the Aryans got drones bringing them small backpacks over the fence haha i know this for a fact long gone are the dayts of just home running a tennis ball full of bullets with a louisville onto A yard.
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2022-02-03 at 1:16 AM UTC
my tranny ex shoved a 2 inch weiner into my buttox and tried to haver sex with me but honestly bro it burned and hurt so bad i lost my erection and tried and wasn't feeling it, so i want to clarify i have attempted to shove a trannys pinky finger size dong into my anus and felt it deeply displeasurable.
i' was like 25 and like to fuck and am high on meth but honestly i can't see how people boof my penis and like marvel (to myself) about how they go on with life just being spaced out like that
(much to my delight)
2022-02-03 at 1:18 AM UTC
Sudo
Black Hole
[my hereto riemannian peach]
I had a bunch of fentanyl pressed into blue oxy 30 pills up my bum which was pretty risky. I had a package of hydromorphone for months as well. Fitting a whole pouch of tobacco up my butt was the absolute worst though, didn't scrunch it tight enough so it felt like it was growing inside me. I stuck a lighter up my ass in front of a female guard during a lockdown as well. Shameful moment.
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2022-02-03 at 1:29 AM UTC
I would probably kill myself if I was given more than a year. I don’t think I’d last long because I prefer to be alone but I could maim people if it came to it.
2022-02-03 at 1:33 AM UTC
It's not. Every moment you're homeless you're teetering on the edge of molestation and rape while people walk by wishing you would be quieter.
Prison? Prison is nothing. Jail is nothing. You have or should have developed a different mindset, when you go in, it's kinda like, imagine walking around a dark wooded path, yea you have a destination that might be far off, but you're heavily fucking aware of what's dangering around you
The last time i did time i bit a chunk out of a niggas arm and he tried telling the police i caused great bodily harm to him my lawyter said "Yes while X-inmate was choking Bradley, bradley did bite into the forearm of X-inmate causing a small amount of blood to lapse from his veins, at which point bradley continuued..."
Noigga im like a celebrity, when i do my 34 days imma bite another nigga if he gets me in a headlock and i can't break it, i will literally eat you my nigga
I did swallow part of his skin and a great deal of blood, after seeing what i did to his arm i won the fight because he started like putting pressure on it and i started kicking and kneeing him intending to kill a man who tried to suffocate me
have fun with the bag guy from fetlife i'm sure he's gonna be quite similar, hope you can fight hoe
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