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Posts by Sudo

  1. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by STER0S how many inches was thee biggest dick you've had shoved in you

    What a stupid question. How am I supposed to measure a big black dick that's being vigorously rammed in and out of my asshole? Even if I had a yardstick how am I gonna get my arms back and hold still long enough to get an accurate reading? You didn't think of that did you? Moron
  2. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by mmQ spectral is most certainly thinking of Henry Box Brown, world renowned African American magician


    No way I just saw a Tiktok about him. He's the namesake of "boxy brown" from Aqua Teen Hunger Force as well as the magical Kung fu epic "big box in brown town"
  3. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    The shower was down the hall and you had to be cuffed to get there. It was also IIRC made of concrete and stone and in pitch darkness. It was pretty third worldian.
  4. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    KILL YOURSELF SPEEDY PARKER
  5. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    There was one shower for 3 ranges of 12 bunks which was the only place to Jerk yer gherkin and it had this black mold that looked like chaga coming out the wall. You would get a mop at a certain time in the day and we would mop the walls of the dorm because they were always really grimey but couldn't be successfully washed in one day. Always seemed to be perpetually dusk.

    So reading that book, in that jail, is what I know about Ireland. That and "in the name of the father" which I watched with my drunk father
  6. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Wasn't it Henry?

    No, Hank Aaron was a famous great baseball player too.

    I guess there are definitely black people who have the same first name they just use a shortened version
  7. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by Kafka I watched that movie was sad

    I read the book in a dirty county jail 6 hours from my home in the winter in a dorm setting with 12 bunks and one shared toilet. Was fitting. Never read "tis" because I didn't think it would be as good
  8. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by Kafka Blackpool I think, and stuff like stickers and pens. The primary school is abandoned now.

    Ah I should have figured boys and girls in NI would just go on vacation to a murky pool of tar that swallows up at least one of their children and their pets. I've read Angela's Ashes (I omitted references to what could be a porn parody of the book because I know you don't like that)
  9. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    I don't think the desire to crawl inside his MMSkin is restricted to only the users of this website. I would hazard a guess many people in Mr. Q's daily life would kill for the opportunity to walk a mile in his SWEET OSIRIS SK8R KIX

    Avril Lavigne literally wrote a song about him
  10. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by frala I was gonna go with Gimme Shelter, Paint It Black, and Wild Horses

    But I agree with your reasons for why they should sit at home

    Yeah you're right those are better songs. Paint it black is their best one I always forget about.
  11. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by aldra Technically but not on the ground - first step was supposed to be withdrawing heavy weapons off the contact line but it never happened

    I thought it was. There was supposed to be like a 10 mile buffer zone that the heavy arms were withdrawn behind too IIRC. Does Slovyansk still hold any strategic importance?
  12. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker I bet your mom twat bombs black flag poles.

    Imagine being 60, in poor health and typing this on the internet to a stranger in another country.

    Someone come get the grandfather who violently molested them all through their adolescence
  13. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Is that Lil Wayne?
  14. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by Kafka I was in primary school and just remember not talking to anyone there, but the summer after it ended a bunch of us would hang out at a swimming pool everyday and give each other gifts from our holidays, then we went our separate ways.

    That sounds very sweet. Where did you go on holiday and what did you bring back?
  15. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Is Minsk 2 still technically in effect? 100mm and smaller only? I bet Ukraine false flags some cluster bombs AGAIN
  16. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Whoop there it is
  17. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by frala Especially considering they only have three decent songs

    Jumping Jack Flash, sympathy for the Hebrew and something else off exile on main Street prob

    What I hate about the stones (besides the fact they literally have blood transfusions of younglings) is that they're much more "blues" than rock n roll but don't

    A) pay respect to the blues pioneers that they steal from
    B) have anything to get the blues about
    C) acknowledge that Ron Wood (and most other members) are 3rd degree black belts at noncing
    D) have any reason to tour besides greed
    E) allow other boomers to see other blues acts
    F) keep ticket prices down

    And other things that I remembered then forgot while making this list. Probly hung with Prince Andrew too
  18. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by frala No no no you’re thinking of Niobi

    Fucking white people

    No, the Niobi is part of the female anatomy. I would know, I saw a Whoopsi Goldman documentary about it once
  19. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    She looks kind and warm, maybe she'll fix you. I've just been messaging hos off tinder and having boring conversations with them I feel compelled to keep going in hopes I'll be less bored and depressed. My light skinned x side ting has been signaling she wants to start hanging out again which means I'm gonna feel compelled to drink alcohol more and I'm not sure how much confessing/volunteering either of us will be doing. I would rather just have 1 girl who isn't super toxic but likes rough sex and gives massages and then spend the rest of my time making money and ART. Instead I have lo kwalty smol hos and erratic instability. I feel so trapped by my past and how it dictakes my present. I wish I lived in the future so my present is the past
  20. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    WAS SHE OR WASNT SHE PRECIOUS BASED ON THE NOVEL PUSH BY SAPHIRE FUYS?
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