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The TRT Thread: Its the end of the world as we know it so GET WHOLESOME edition

  1. 2022-04-29 at 2:08 AM UTC
    #941
    Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Who are you, John Joke (inventor of jokes)? This Amber Heard Johnny Depp shit is some gay ass mainstream internetty garbage.

    Anyone seriously talking/"memeing" about this now is a confirmed fucking fool.

    watching a lying cunt get fucked for trying to ruin a mans life is great tho
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  2. 2022-04-29 at 2:14 AM UTC
    #942
    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by Sudo My other baby mom unblocked me today after almost a year and an ex with the same name as my current baby mom is messaging me trying to flirt and we're unsuccessfullu trying to convince each other we're both off drugs.

    WHAT DOES IT ALL MEAN THO??

    I was going to basically make this post again but forgot I already did, then remembered but wasn't sure if I hallucinated it into the ether or not. Fuck my life is stupid
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  3. 2022-04-29 at 2:15 AM UTC
    #943
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I think I did wake up once with a hard little rabbit turd in my bed, about the size of a shelled pistachio.

    Thank you
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  4. 2022-04-29 at 2:24 AM UTC
    #944
    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by mmQ I think I did wake up once with a hard little rabbit turd in my bed, about the size of a shelled pistachio.

    Thank you

    I'm like 95% sure I pulled a tapeworm out of my ass when I was home alone sick from school when I was a Yung in. After that I was fine and went back to school. It was light brownish/Grey and not super long. Nobody was there and it sounded so weird I've barely told anyone about it. I've gaslighted myself about its existence before but I genuinely think it actually happened. Thank you again
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  5. 2022-04-29 at 2:27 AM UTC
    #945
    ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole
    Tapeworms are real, bro.
  6. 2022-04-29 at 2:31 AM UTC
    #946
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    If I found a tapewormy in my bottom hole I'd immediately assume there was an entire colony of them in there trying to build a 🐛-nest
  7. 2022-04-29 at 2:38 AM UTC
    #947
    Who are you, John Joke (inventor of jokes)? African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Sudo Are you triggered by a toxic woman shitting on captain Jack Sparrow/Gilbert grapes/willy wonkas bed? Why would you be salty about something that is almost objectively funny the first time you hear it? Celebrity dirty laundry is a pretty big topic all over the world idk if you need "pop culture" Googled for you because you're SO UNDERGROUND you literally call something "mainstream" as a slight like it's 1992 omg pshaw.

    Kr0z lived in Austin and didn't even seriously call something "mainstream" as a slight like that's literally what you did and I don't think you were being sarcastic. What the actual fuck are you seriously this fucking gay? Sucking 40 dicks on your lunchbreak isn't as gay as calling something "mainstream" as an insult unironically. Are you actually this gay? Defend your gayness right now faggot

    Didn't read
  8. 2022-04-29 at 2:41 AM UTC
    #948
    Aleister Crowley African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Sudo I'm like 95% sure I pulled a tapeworm out of my ass when I was home alone sick from school when I was a Yung in. After that I was fine and went back to school. It was light brownish/Grey and not super long. Nobody was there and it sounded so weird I've barely told anyone about it. I've gaslighted myself about its existence before but I genuinely think it actually happened. Thank you again

    I could imagine someone pulling a never ending sea weed looking rope out their ass andthe satisafction when the last of it is pulled out.


    Tape worms are disgusting. People normally get them from Japanese Sushi restuarants.
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  9. 2022-04-29 at 2:44 AM UTC
    #949
    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by Who are you, John Joke (inventor of jokes)? Didn't read

    That sucks, can you even communicate effectively in English or do you just haphazardly parse words qnd sentences together at random like a spastic serial killer with newspaper clippings? Why are you so gay?
  10. 2022-04-29 at 2:48 AM UTC
    #950
    ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole
    Originally posted by mmQ If I found a tapewormy in my bottom hole I'd immediately assume there was an entire colony of them in there trying to build a 🐛-nest

    Or maybe a colony of eggs. Tapeworm eggs.
  11. 2022-04-29 at 3 AM UTC
    #951
    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by mmQ If I found a tapewormy in my bottom hole I'd immediately assume there was an entire colony of them in there trying to build a 🐛-nest

    If it happened now I would Definitely save it but I was so shocked and confused I immediately flushed it and tried to pretend it didn't exist. It could have been a fevered dream too I think I was running a fever when I was sick and the tapeworm was a metaphorical manifestation come to life. There's also that some "needles" by system of a down that goes "pull the tapeworm out of your ass" as a metaphor for addiction BUT THIS WAS BEFORE SERJ TANKIAN AND DARON MALAKIAN WROTE A SONG ABOUT ME AND MY ASS WORM

    So basically I didn't have a reference point for buttwormz so I kept it as my little secret for a long time and tried to convince myself it didn't happen
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  12. 2022-04-29 at 3:41 AM UTC
    #952
    Aleister Crowley African Astronaut
    I've noticed when I am typing sentences they look fine then when I come back and reply the letters are jumbled. Either Lanny is fucking with me or brain damage is starting to set in.
  13. 2022-04-29 at 5:15 AM UTC
    #953
    ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole
    World Government Summit 2022 speakers:


    Queen Rania Al Abdullah, The Hashemite Kingdom of Jordan
    Ban Ki-moon, secretary general of the United Nations
    Jennifer Blanke, chief economist, World Economic Forum
    Boo Keun Yoon, CEO, Samsung Electronics Co.
    Richard Branson, founder, Virgin Group
    Dan Buettner, National Geographic Fellow, The Blue Zones
    Kathy Calvin, president and chief executive officer of the United Nations Foundation
    Deepak Chopra, author
    Martine Durand, OECD chief statistician and director of statistics
    Malcolm Gladwell, author
    Jose Angel Gurria, secretary general of the OECD
    Arianna Huffington, founder of Thrive Global
    Paul Kagame, President of Rwanda
    Travis Kalanick, co-founder of Uber
    Jim Yong Kim, president of The World Bank Group
    Kent Larson, Director, City Science, MIT Media Lab
    Sheikh Mohammad Bin Rashid Al Maktoum, vice president and Prime Minister of the UAE and Ruler of Dubai
    Narendra Modi, Prime Minister of India
    Elon Musk, technology entrepreneur; co-founder and CEO of SpaceX; co-founder and CEO of Tesla
    Joseph Muscat, Prime Minister of Malta
    Sheikh Mohammed Bin Zayed Al Nahyan, Crown Prince of Abu Dhabi and Deputy Supreme Commander of the UAE Armed Forces
    Barack Obama, former US President
    Klaus Schwab, founder and executive chairman of the World Economic Forum
    Andrew Weil, MD, author
    Steve Wozniak, co-founder of Apple Inc
    Muhammad Yunus, Nobel Peace Prize Laureate
    José Zapatero, former Prime Minister of Spain
    AbdulLatif Al Zayani, secretary general, Gulf Cooperation Council
    Imran Khan, Prime Minister of Pakistan
    Neil deGrasse Tyson, Astrophysicist, Director of The Hayden Planetarium
  14. 2022-04-29 at 6:02 AM UTC
    #954
    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by Aleister Crowley I've noticed when I am typing sentences they look fine then when I come back and reply the letters are jumbled. Either Lanny is fucking with me or brain damage is starting to set in.

    When I re read my posts I usually realize I'm building a case for a scitzophrenia diagnosis
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  15. 2022-04-29 at 9:24 AM UTC
    #955
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole
    Originally posted by Who are you, John Joke (inventor of jokes)? This Amber Heard Johnny Depp shit is some gay ass mainstream internetty garbage.

    Anyone seriously talking/"memeing" about this now is a confirmed fucking fool.

  16. 2022-04-29 at 3:51 PM UTC
    #956
    ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole
    DeSantis on Biden's new Ministry of Truth...

    https://rumble.com/v12wxdg-desantis-on-the-new-disinformation-governance-board.html
  17. 2022-04-29 at 5:33 PM UTC
    #957
    Aleister Crowley African Astronaut
    Urgh, took a few whiffs off my neighbour's joint and felt fucking ill all day wtf. Nearly had an anxiety attack driving my car before and went full retard talking to clients on the phone.
  18. 2022-04-29 at 6:27 PM UTC
    #958
    ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole
    Originally posted by Aleister Crowley Urgh, took a few whiffs off my neighbour's joint and felt fucking ill all day wtf. Nearly had an anxiety attack driving my car before and went full retard talking to clients on the phone.

    You're a pretty dramatic kid, aren't you?
  19. 2022-04-29 at 7:08 PM UTC
    #959
    Aleister Crowley African Astronaut
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ You're a pretty dramatic kid, aren't you?

    That didn't scare me, Nonce.
  20. 2022-04-29 at 7:31 PM UTC
    #960
    ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole
    Originally posted by Aleister Crowley That didn't scare me, Nonce.

    What does a sip of beer do to you?
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