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Posts by Sudo

  1. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by Grylls Some Spanish and Filipino too

    Yeah I learned a lot mostly it’s hard because of the cultural differences but she’s the one who helped turn my life around

    Are the cultural differences that much of a problem? There's got to be more than that, especially since she's a far reaching mixture of races. When it's not meant to be, it's not meant to be, the question is if it's better to rip it off like a band aid or work towards a soft landing where you both have escape plans. I like the band aid approach but submit it is something short sighted
  2. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Her posts have gotten exponentially more interesting since she started posting here. She dated RiSiR which no one talks about anymore but is also cool. She is different from other posters here, I think she is a good contributor. It's funny there are 10 billion threads made about her everyday and most are negative in tone but you can't really deny the content she adds with the hate threars and random gifs of chill activities
  3. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    It sounds like there were some lessons learned and good experiences had tho. She doesn't look Saudi tho wtf
  4. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by Rape Monster that's what my mom said when she shit me out

    That made me snort out loud by myself. You have a way with words
  5. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by mmQ Next time just grimace and say "fuuuuck" then brace yourself, accept the inevitable, and just keep on your same path and speed and whatever happens, happens, no swerving or breaking.

    That's what I was thinking too. To react or not to react is the question

    I was in the penzo with a guy who had an autistic son and was driving while high on pills on parole and a 70 something year old veteran escaped from a hospital and ran out in traffic in front of his car. This was in a city where there are alot of vets and they're revered for their servcie and prescription pills.

    He kept driving, a warrant was issued and he was arrested and ended up getting 2.5 or 3 years. I was in a program with him and he talked about it and he was still pretty sour about it and really thought the guy was suicidal and from reading articles about it, it definitely seemed like he was. He just kept driving because he was high and ended up getting time over it. I think he appealed it but lost. Fucked up world. Maybe that raccoon was a suicidal vet. I honestly thought about putting it out it's misery when it twitched but then I remembered I am not the man to make that call
  6. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    I'll tear your ten thousand canniballoons apart with my army of 45,000 Hannibal Burresses, Eric Andre/Cosby outing timeline, not Broad City/high maintenance timeline. They will destroy your basketball faggot army within minutes with their ability to look like a burnt turtle and will leave the ground looking like it was torched by vesuvius
  7. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    I'm sorry that turned out more racist than I hoped it would. There's no going back now though. Unless Lanny hard deletes this website before anyone sees that post in an old "tree falls in thr forest blah blah sound" scenario but it's shitpost a racist joke into the ethereal internet. The vast gapingness of Lannys black hole truly makes one grateful for their opportunity to experience it. And that's why Roe V Wade should be struck down
  8. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by Who are you, John Joke (inventor of jokes)? I'm going to move to Nashville TN and eat lots of hot chicken. I'm going to buy a house with land and live there forever. I will have 2 dogs in addition to my present 2 cats of fortune. I will also plant lots of vegetables and herbs and shit on my land. I will stay in TN for 5+ years. Then I will kill myself.

    Perhaps you can make some supplementary income charging folks to stroke your cats of fortune
  9. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    You think you're some kinda pakistani cannibal whisperer who can make them do your bidding? It is possible that between the two of us I may looked like a heartier and better tasting meal but I would obviously be the greater challenge of the two of us. If all 101001 cannonballs were able to coordinate an attack on me, it's possible they could overtake me but perhaps with severe depletion of their numbers

    Then again perhaps a weak straggler of the bunch might first push you over and shatter your glass bones that he nibbles at daintily, simply because he has developed a taste for goat curry and can't resist trying a new restaurant 👨‍🍳
  10. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by Grylls Coming out of the gym and feeling pumped full of endorphins makes me realise why lazy people need to take drugs

    Jesus and sugar is all I need thank you. You can keep your degenerate hedonistic endorphins, I just saw the newsman telling a story about some teenagers dying from that there endorphins so I've QUITE made my mind up about the subject thank you
  11. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Bring 10000 maniacs with me
  12. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    I was driving at night a country road earlier and a raccoon rushed in front and I put on thr breaks and kinda tried to swerve but it was still moving and ran under right front tire and made a sound. I drove for a Lil bit then decided to go back and got out and the raccoon twitched. I went over and kicked it and it didn't move. I kept staring at it for a while and figured it was either dying or playing dead and either way I should leave it. I drove off and felt shitty and really wanted to saw off the foot I kicked it with.

    I learned that I should have anticipated it would keep moving and perhaps trying to allow it to go under the SUV would have been a better idea. I also definitely shouldn't have gone back

    I will accept all advice on what to do in this situation next time because I believe that was the largest woodland creature I've ever killed with an automobile
  13. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by RIPtotse Hahahahahahahahahahahaaha rofl


    Stop trying to get chicks and just wait around till them come along. It's like a bus stop.

    Usually the quality is lower with this approach. Biology and nature is based on males seeking females and revving the biggest trucks they can find, metaphorically speaking
  14. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Toss some minorities out of your pockets as you make your getaway
  15. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by Wariat I geel similar i am afraid of intimacy and commitment but have a nice body as star trek can tell you guys ir attest to and a bug Dick. Aha

    He definitely did mention your nice bawdy and bug dick. Would you hold it against him?
  16. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    My dick is pretty big but I make up for it with the inability to be emotionally intimate. I was trying to think of any way in which it has had a positive effect on my life and its probably the opposite
  17. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by DrugSmuggler It’s probably the homosexual male version of the duck lips that females always post

    My tongue is really just my best quality. It's really long, not gene Simmons long but I can touch my nose and exposing my tonsils and a muscle/organ you don't usually see is something I like about pictures
  18. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by Donald Trump Don't know why that sounds hard to believe. I'm in Poland cos nothing is open in Ukraine due to the war. Why wouldn't I meet Wariat for a few drinks while I'm here?

    You certainly demonstrated some Christian benevolence. I would have a hard time refraining from engineering a sadistic scenario. Sounds like a good time
  19. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Witcho tongue out like a ruffian my you look like a cheeky bugger.

    I find it hard to take a picture without sticking my tongue out
  20. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    When I was posting earlier I got pulled over for swerving and speeding in rush hour traffic. 4 police vehicles came and already had my plate, then when they saw I was sober (relatively) and wasn't doing to run and wasn't doing anything or being belligerent too wrong they all left the black cop to write me 3 tickets I can easily beat. What a buncha hippie horseshit
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