2022-05-04 at 10:25 PM UTC
My 2000 mules beat your 1000 cannibals.
2022-05-04 at 10:39 PM UTC
More like 0 cannibals
Hah, got em
2022-05-04 at 10:40 PM UTC
Join them and make them 1001 cannibals
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2022-05-04 at 10:41 PM UTC
Run from them and lead them towards the nearest human settlement.
2022-05-05 at 12:57 AM UTC
Open up a human meat market and send invites.
2022-05-05 at 1:17 AM UTC
Fonaplats
victim of incest
[daylong jump-start that nome]
Wait for Aldra to log on...
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2022-05-05 at 1:57 AM UTC
Who are you, John Waits(inventor of waiting)?
2022-05-05 at 1:59 AM UTC
Sudo
Black Hole
[my hereto riemannian peach]
Bring 10000 maniacs with me
2022-05-05 at 2:01 AM UTC
Bring 100001 additional cannibals and coordinate all of them to eat Sudo and his bitch hoes
2022-05-05 at 2:09 AM UTC
Sudo
Black Hole
[my hereto riemannian peach]
You think you're some kinda pakistani cannibal whisperer who can make them do your bidding? It is possible that between the two of us I may looked like a heartier and better tasting meal but I would obviously be the greater challenge of the two of us. If all 101001 cannonballs were able to coordinate an attack on me, it's possible they could overtake me but perhaps with severe depletion of their numbers
Then again perhaps a weak straggler of the bunch might first push you over and shatter your glass bones that he nibbles at daintily, simply because he has developed a taste for goat curry and can't resist trying a new restaurant 👨🍳
2022-05-05 at 2:11 AM UTC
I am just like a Carthaginian general Cannibal Barca or whatever, I will always have the loyalty of the cannibals because I have the best human recipes cuz I am also cannibal lecter and have extreme powers of manipulation and cannibalism.
2022-05-05 at 2:15 AM UTC
Sudo
Black Hole
[my hereto riemannian peach]
I'm sorry that turned out more racist than I hoped it would. There's no going back now though. Unless Lanny hard deletes this website before anyone sees that post in an old "tree falls in thr forest blah blah sound" scenario but it's shitpost a racist joke into the ethereal internet. The vast gapingness of Lannys black hole truly makes one grateful for their opportunity to experience it. And that's why Roe V Wade should be struck down
2022-05-05 at 2:22 AM UTC
Sudo
Black Hole
[my hereto riemannian peach]
I'll tear your ten thousand canniballoons apart with my army of 45,000 Hannibal Burresses, Eric Andre/Cosby outing timeline, not Broad City/high maintenance timeline. They will destroy your basketball faggot army within minutes with their ability to look like a burnt turtle and will leave the ground looking like it was torched by vesuvius
2022-05-05 at 2:26 AM UTC
Originally posted by Sudo
I'm sorry that turned out more racist than I hoped it would.
that's what my mom said when she shit me out
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2022-05-05 at 2:32 AM UTC
Sudo
Black Hole
[my hereto riemannian peach]
Originally posted by Rape Monster
that's what my mom said when she shit me out
That made me snort out loud by myself. You have a way with words
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