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Which fake women on NIS have you simped on?

  1. 2022-05-04 at 8:19 PM UTC
    #81
    WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by Rape Monster do u have muscles like that

    mine are bigger and stronger. My dick is bigger, also.
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  2. 2022-05-04 at 8:27 PM UTC
    #82
    Lodger Free African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Aleister Crowley LOL! Just about everyone in Kafka's inbox is a simp, my soul cringes for you all.

    Sophie being probably the biggest, trying to "groom" her.

    What a fucking loser(s)

    True, but how much hops and barley for that size vat?
  3. 2022-05-04 at 8:34 PM UTC
    #83
    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    My dick is pretty big but I make up for it with the inability to be emotionally intimate. I was trying to think of any way in which it has had a positive effect on my life and its probably the opposite
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  4. 2022-05-04 at 8:36 PM UTC
    #84
    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    Originally posted by Sudo My dick is pretty big but I make up for it with the inability to be emotionally intimate. I was trying to think of any way in which it has had a positive effect on my life and its probably the opposite

    I geel similar i am afraid of intimacy and commitment but have a nice body as star trek can tell you guys ir attest to and a bug Dick. Aha
  5. 2022-05-04 at 8:40 PM UTC
    #85
    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by Wariat I geel similar i am afraid of intimacy and commitment but have a nice body as star trek can tell you guys ir attest to and a bug Dick. Aha

    He definitely did mention your nice bawdy and bug dick. Would you hold it against him?
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  6. 2022-05-04 at 8:54 PM UTC
    #86
    RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
    Hahahahahahahahahahahaaha rofl


    Stop trying to get chicks and just wait around till them come along. It's like a bus stop.
  7. 2022-05-04 at 8:56 PM UTC
    #87
    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by RIPtotse Hahahahahahahahahahahaaha rofl


    Stop trying to get chicks and just wait around till them come along. It's like a bus stop.

    Usually the quality is lower with this approach. Biology and nature is based on males seeking females and revving the biggest trucks they can find, metaphorically speaking
  8. 2022-05-04 at 9:27 PM UTC
    #88
    Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by WellHung mine are bigger and stronger. My dick is bigger, also.

    show us
  9. 2022-05-05 at 2:54 AM UTC
    #89
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by Aleister Crowley Wednesday, Feb 2nd according to google photos.


    no I mean if you look at the exif data he's circled, the date given is the date the colour profile was created

    as in, a colour profile is a set of parameters for the camera, nothing to do with the individual photo
  10. 2022-05-05 at 2:58 AM UTC
    #90
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Well did you order that sweatshirt and office chair or what?
  11. 2022-05-05 at 2:59 AM UTC
    #91
    WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by Sudo Usually the quality is lower with this approach. Biology and nature is based on males seeking females and revving the biggest trucks they can

    Originally posted by Sudo Usually the quality is lower with this approach. Biology and nature is based on males seeking females and revving the biggest trucks they can find, metaphorically speaking

    small sample size.
  12. 2022-05-05 at 3:58 AM UTC
    #92
    Aleister Crowley African Astronaut
    Originally posted by DrugSmuggler Literally LMFAO

    Aleisqueer Crowley has out-Gay’d viagra vinny with this bubble bath selfie in his “gf’s” bathtub and his “donut flavored” toiletries



    seriously dude, you shoulda just pretended your “gf” has a kid

    This post screams, "I AM SO JEALOUS RIGHT NOW".

    My gf does have a daughter,



    Originally posted by frala Well did you order that sweatshirt and office chair or what?

    Sweatshirt yes, chair no lol.
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  13. 2022-05-05 at 4:04 AM UTC
    #93
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Originally posted by Aleister Crowley Sweatshirt yes, chair no lol.

    That doesn’t surprise me. You had a serial killer vibe going on in those pics and I bet you’re still plotting your crimes in a beat up office chair that’s covered in jizz and sweat.
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  14. 2022-05-05 at 4:13 AM UTC
    #94
    Aleister Crowley African Astronaut
    Originally posted by frala That doesn’t surprise me. You had a serial killer vibe going on in those pics and I bet you’re still plotting your crimes in a beat up office chair that’s covered in jizz and sweat.

    Yes yes.
  15. 2022-05-05 at 1:19 PM UTC
    #95
    DrugSmuggler African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Rape Monster you guys are mean i think hes a handsome young man

    Handsome and famous

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  16. 2022-05-05 at 2:50 PM UTC
    #96
    Aleister Crowley African Astronaut
    Originally posted by DrugSmuggler Handsome and famous


    HAHAHAHAHA this is gold!
  17. 2022-05-05 at 4:01 PM UTC
    #97
    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by DrugSmuggler Handsome and famous


    July 1991 is along time ago, oct needs a coom back
  18. 2022-05-05 at 4:08 PM UTC
    #98
    Aleister Crowley African Astronaut
    Lanny should put it on a banner but make it more realistic than Drug Smuggler's Autistic shit skills.
  19. 2022-05-05 at 4:18 PM UTC
    #99
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    honestly wariat's one was way better (way more autistic)
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  20. 2022-05-05 at 4:30 PM UTC
    #100
    DrugSmuggler African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Aleister Crowley HAHAHAHAHA this is gold!

    This post screams, "I AM SO JEALOUS RIGHT NOW"
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