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  1. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by Solstice He drinks wine like a woman because apparently there's trace amounts of GHB in it.

    Rizzo feeds on people's souls.

    That's his drug.

    He tries to sap them of any and all joy, pleasure, hope, or optimism.

    The drug is called hypersadism (but don't ask your local friendly neighbourhood dealer for it, or even try finding it on the deepest of deep web markets).
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  2. GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    GAY
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  3. HTS highlight reel
    Why not bother? *shrug*

    Why do I feel like this is you:

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  4. GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    In my memory, I have been the internet. I have existed in nothingness in a void for all of eternity. I have been humanity.
    I have been killed and died. I have destroyed the distance that separates objects and beings from one another, and viewed the world as one big motherfucker, and was simultaneously all things at once.

    I don't know why the human brain is capable of these things but it's pretty fucking cool that I actually have memory of living forever and transferring my consciousness to a strawberry and shit. It still FEELS real, like it was something that actually happened.

    If you're someone who values experiencing everything you can in the world, I don't know how you could pass on trying psychedelics. I'm not going to say that you should try every drug if you want to experience what the world has to offer, but psychedelics are a little bit special in that regard. You go places in your head and everything is fresh. It's like a spring cleaning and trip abroad all in one. It's a totally unique experience in the world. Nothing short of mental illness can emulate it but I don't have any mental illnesses so I can't speak on that.
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  5. Ghost Black Hole
    My mom used to be a hardcore alcoholic and smoke crack and was a hooker and did fraud scams for gangsters. I remember getting $100 from my grandma on my 14th birthday and my parents phoned a crack dealer, came into my room and said "We need that $100 the dealer is outside and will beat us up if we don't pay"

    Now she's a born again christian and went to alcoholics anonymous but she still smokes weed (we smoke together)

    She asked me for Adderall last year for school lol and I had meth but didn't want to tell her because I thought she was baiting me trying to get me to admit drugs.
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  6. Shut theeeeeee fuck up
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  7. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by aldra he used to

    feels like he's just riding that wave

    I actually remember, somewhere in the depths of my memories of Totse and Zoklet, a Rizzo that once posted quality, insightful posts worth reading.

    But the new Rizzo is so beyond fucked up that I'm starting to question those memories.

    R.I.P. Virtuous Rizzo.

    And hello to the evil Rizzo.
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  8. Lanny Bird of Courage
    Most people are useless self rationalizing shits, so it stands to reason that I probably am too.
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  9. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    cheers to that
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  10. FISH SANDWICHES
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  11. Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by Sophie It's a cancerous concept that is outdated by some 25 years. Fuck the petro-dollar, in fact, in geo-political terms power is pivoting towards the Asia-Pacififc. Look at China and India for instance.

    NATO is shit. As a European i'd consider Russia a natural ally in my neck of the woods.

    Russia, now that the USSR is out of the picture seems like a far better friend and ally than the US. Also, if you honestly think Russia wants war with Europe you're insane and should probably turn your TV off. All the sabre rattling coming from Russia has been in response to NATO expansion and aggression. Get rid of NATO and we can have peaceful and prosperous relations with Russia. In fact, we'd cut out Saudi Arabia and the petro-dollar, and buy energy from Russia. Seems like a good solution to me. American hegemony is cancer. It's time for the empire to fall and not short enough it has reigned

    Europe is so cool. I wish we had rape gangs and rampant unchecked, government sponsored Muslim invasions.
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  12. Lanny Bird of Courage
    It's like I always say: the best jokes are the ones that demand explanation.
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  13. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    It's a cancerous concept that is outdated by some 25 years. Fuck the petro-dollar, in fact, in geo-political terms power is pivoting towards the Asia-Pacififc. Look at China and India for instance.

    NATO is shit. As a European i'd consider Russia a natural ally in my neck of the woods.

    Russia, now that the USSR is out of the picture seems like a far better friend and ally than the US. Also, if you honestly think Russia wants war with Europe you're insane and should probably turn your TV off. All the sabre rattling coming from Russia has been in response to NATO expansion and aggression. Get rid of NATO and we can have peaceful and prosperous relations with Russia. In fact, we'd cut out Saudi Arabia and the petro-dollar, and buy energy from Russia. Seems like a good solution to me. American hegemony is cancer. It's time for the empire to fall and not short enough it has reigned
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  14. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by Ghost Where did the button with the big black cock go

    bring back the cuck button
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  15. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Farming in a whores bed
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  16. HTS highlight reel
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  17. Lanny’s penis is cornbread fed
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  18. Ghost Black Hole
    Where did the button with the big black cock go
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  19. infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by -SpectraL How many people a year die in these orange wars of yours?

    not enough...
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  20. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Mary apparently. "JOSEPH IDGAF WHAT THOSE FAT HAIRY QUEENS WANT. AINT NOBODY STEPPING FOOT IN THIS MANGER. YOU SAID MOTEL, BUT THIS IS A NEW LOW. I AM NOT GONNA HAVE THOSE WIDE EYED MULTICULTURAL WEIRDOS STANDING OVER ME IN THIS DUMP WHILE THAT GOAT SLOWLY EATS MY PLACENTA WHO RUNS THIS PLACE DAVID LYNCH?"
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