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My mom just called me and she said I sounded "out of it"

  1. #21
    Lanny Bird of Courage
    I guess I was a boring enough of a kid that my mom doesn't worry about me too much. When she came to visit she went to get something out of the fridge, saw a cardboard envelope and was like "do you have weed in your fridge lanny?", I was like "no ma, that's acid" and she was like "Oh, ok, just be careful". She must know I'm too much of a trill ass hard ass nigga to die.
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  2. #22
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by Mewsik How long have you been using? Have you always struggled with depression? Do you have siblings?

    If we're talking drugs/alcohol in general, since about 15/16.

    Alcohol has always been my drug of choice, except when I was a full-blown heroin addict from about 2010 to 2015. Been opiate clean since though (and proud of that fact). Now it's back to mostly just liquor.

    Been in the psychiatric system since as far back as I can remember. I think I did my first bit in the psych ward in 2005 (and then a few times thereafter).

    I have a brother who is kind of a momma's boy, still lives at home despite being a few years younger than me. But he has always had steady employment, unlike me.

    I have a sister who just recently got engaged to her girlfriend, which is quite an exciting development in our family.

    I've always been the blacksheep - drug addict, derelict, deadbeat, and all-around reprobate.

    That is - up until recently. I got a sweet new gig at an up and coming tech company, and have established my own little niche there which pretty much guarantees my employment.

    And, even though I frequently drink (and sometimes do drugs) while on the clock, I still put tremendous pride in my work, and will never produce work any less than above reproach.
  3. #23
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by Lanny She must know I'm too much of a trill ass hard ass nigga to die.

    I'll never forget the time my mom walked in on me and a friend doing whippets (Nitrous Oxide, for the uninformed). Of all the drugs she could have walked in on me doing, it was that, and she thought it was like the worst thing ever. She still holds it against me.

    Fuck, I even used to have IV track marks, and full on admitted to rectally administering all kinds of drugs.

    Huffing gas out of a balloon seems to be a hot button issue with her though.
  4. #24
    tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
    Lol @
    Huffing gas out of a balloon seems to be a hot button issue with her though.
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  5. #25
    Ghost Black Hole
    Nitrous or jenk?
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  6. #26
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by Ghost Nitrous or jenk?

    I assure you, it was not the jenk. Butthash was never part of my drug repertoire.
  7. #27
    GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    Damn this thread is sweet.

    Tell your mom you love her every time she calls. You never know when it'll be the last time.
  8. #28
    Rizzo in a box African Astronaut [the rapidly lightproof ovariectomy]
    Originally posted by gadzooks I teared up a little bit from that.

    Fuck, I always feel so guilty when I'm fucked up and have to talk to either of my parents.

    It's like some kind of bad guilt trip that I just want to end.

    you're so fucking gay, you've probably never even eaten acid with your parents.
  9. #29
    GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    Originally posted by gadzooks I'll never forget the time my mom walked in on me and a friend doing whippets (Nitrous Oxide, for the uninformed). Of all the drugs she could have walked in on me doing, it was that, and she thought it was like the worst thing ever. She still holds it against me.

    Fuck, I even used to have IV track marks, and full on admitted to rectally administering all kinds of drugs.

    Huffing gas out of a balloon seems to be a hot button issue with her though.

    It's always funny what people think are bad drugs.

    I had a friend's family member flush some of my DMT once. This was someone who was okay with us doing all sorts of other psychedelics and smoking weed. I've even lit foils with syncan on them for her because of her arthritis.

    I think mostly it was the glass dick that scared her. That shit looks scary to people who don't use drugs.
  10. #30
    Hell tell your Mom I love her. She needs to be loved. Poor Moms. They have it the worst.
  11. #31
    Ghost Black Hole
    My mom used to be a hardcore alcoholic and smoke crack and was a hooker and did fraud scams for gangsters. I remember getting $100 from my grandma on my 14th birthday and my parents phoned a crack dealer, came into my room and said "We need that $100 the dealer is outside and will beat us up if we don't pay"

    Now she's a born again christian and went to alcoholics anonymous but she still smokes weed (we smoke together)

    She asked me for Adderall last year for school lol and I had meth but didn't want to tell her because I thought she was baiting me trying to get me to admit drugs.
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  12. #32
    GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    It didn't help that I was screaming and flailing violently because I'd fallen into another dimension
  13. #33
    Rizzo in a box African Astronaut [the rapidly lightproof ovariectomy]
    moms deserve everything they get, they signed up for it when they took a dick
  14. #34
    Rizzo in a box African Astronaut [the rapidly lightproof ovariectomy]
    Originally posted by Ghost My mom used to be a hardcore alcoholic and smoke crack and was a hooker and did fraud scams for gangsters. I remember getting $100 from my grandma on my 14th birthday and my parents phoned a crack dealer, came into my room and said "We need that $100 the dealer is outside and will beat us up if we don't pay"

    Now she's a born again christian and went to alcoholics anonymous but she still smokes weed (we smoke together)

    She asked me for Adderall last year for school lol and I had meth but didn't want to tell her because I thought she was baiting me trying to get me to admit drugs.

    proof that you're retarded
  15. #35
    GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    Originally posted by Rizzo in a box moms deserve everything they get, they signed up for it when they took a dick

    is this how you justify raping kittens in front of your mom?
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  16. #36
    Rizzo in a box African Astronaut [the rapidly lightproof ovariectomy]
    Originally posted by GGG is this how you justify raping kittens in front of your mom?

    as if im not raping my mom and the cats and you and every pathetic human on this plane. rape is your future forever.
  17. #37
    Ghost Black Hole
    Originally posted by Rizzo in a box proof that you're retarded

    Nah I was a good kid
  18. #38
    Originally posted by Rizzo in a box moms deserve everything they get, they signed up for it when they took a dick

    Your mom buried under a sea of paperwork huh?
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  19. #39
    tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
    Originally posted by Ghost My mom used to be a hardcore alcoholic and smoke crack and was a hooker and did fraud scams for gangsters. I remember getting $100 from my grandma on my 14th birthday and my parents phoned a crack dealer, came into my room and said "We need that $100 the dealer is outside and will beat us up if we don't pay"

    Now she's a born again christian and went to alcoholics anonymous but she still smokes weed (we smoke together)

    She asked me for Adderall last year for school lol and I had meth but didn't want to tell her because I thought she was baiting me trying to get me to admit drugs.

    That's fascinating.
  20. #40
    Ghost Black Hole
    Originally posted by tee hee hee That's fascinating.

    Yeah my parents are weird as fuck. My mom got pregnant with me when she was 18 and my dad grew weed. They hated each other and separated when I was 9 years old. I have recently gotten them to talk and be civil towards each other indirectly by being a hardcore addict.

    I do more drugs than either of them have ever done though.
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