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everything should be destroyed
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Originally posted by Rizzo in a box
it's not like you were going to sleep anyway
With your spirit in tow, I just perused the wine shelf at the store near my work. Found a dusty 2013 bottle of red blend from a company called The Naked Grape. Not bad for $4.99
Looks like pretty cheap shit, but the extra years rounded it out pretty well, minus a tiny bit of sourness.
That and a bottle of josh vineyards something or other,
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IneffectualWatchlistNationalist1488 was the homie. I wonder if he ever took his kayak to Hawaii and purged it of undesireables to create a strategic refueling station for future bombing runs?
E: I think he might've been an alt of NGS
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"OKAY YOU WIN DUDE"
"...I'll be the judge of that..."
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Originally posted by CASPER
In fact right now, the people having the most kids are the dirt poor, stupid as fuck, superstitious, uber religious dregs of society who can't figure out not to shit out a 14th child on welfare. Imagine how that will shape things down the road. They're winning the game.
The time will come, and the blood will flow like a river.
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2019-01-15 at 3:29 AM UTC
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Too much boozing
Originally posted by Rizzo in a box
That's the problem with hard liquor, you get too drunk, too fast. Your body can't keep up. You're meant to drink while feasting, jesters dancing, music playing. Your body needs amino acids to create the antioxidants necessary to detoxify alcohol. Eat, drink, and be merry.
This is why you should drink wine and eat delicious, nutritious foods.
Wine has become my favorite lately. Beer makes me piss too much and hard alcohol hits too hard. Red wine is the perfect in between. Cabernet sauvignon seems to be most popular, but I don't really dig tannins too much yet. Besides the 2 bottles of Sanctuary 2012 that I saved for new years, pinot noir has been kind of a miss too. But malbecs, red zinfandel, merlot and bordeaux dug. I even have a tiny lil collection going.
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2019-01-14 at 12:04 PM UTC
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Why is ~L J~ a member here?
Originally posted by Rizzo in a box
all these old ass fucking women, I hate this fucking internet, it disgusts me, you do not BELONG HERE, this is NOT YOUR HOME
you are an INVADER, like a MUSLIM REFUGEE strapped with TEN TONS OF ATOMIC VAGINA. The only women that used to be in this community were weirdo, fucked up drug addicts and serious psychopaths. Now it is filled with SOCCER MOMS. Instead of 19 year old thots with a thirst for blood and a meth addiction, we get to hear about how Billy graduated and what a good boy he is.
Fuck you!
Dried up hags should be put down BAN THE OLD ASS WOMEN where is kinko she need to burn these fucking hags away
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2019-01-14 at 11:26 AM UTC
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Why is ~L J~ a member here?
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2019-01-12 at 9:44 PM UTC
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destroy all desire
UNSUB
Tuskegee Airman
[my unrivalled skillful mastoid]
When you connect to the silence within you, that is when you can make sense of the disturbance going on around you
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aldra
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Anyone remember Owl King's story of that dude who thought he was selling fake LSD so he drank the entire vial? I'll see if I can find the original, not sure recounting would do it justice
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Also: mystery medical diagnosis videos on YouTube is not the shit to watched when you're stoned off your tits, drunk and on a low dose of mushrooms at 3:30 am.
Like the exact wrong thing. Now I can lay here and listen to my jangled damaged genes creak like a wind blown wooden sign as the metasticized melanocytes tumble in every drop of blood to every vital organ and then slowly begin to break you down cell by tortured cell.
Ugh. This doesn't seem like CBD only weed to me. Js.
E: Fast forward 150 years and the neo stoner new agey amethyst buttplug hipster queefs were all correct, and CBD derivative is actually a miracle drug that reverses cancer growth and makes your dick huge and your brain super neuronally dense. Sure we might make fun of you guys for paying $85 bucks a bottle for CBD-only, organic vaginal lubricant, but I guess jokes on us when all you velvety softbois are alive and well in 2125 getting some deus ex dick augmentations, and all of us gravelly, salty bona fide vital, masculine junkie specimens are all 60 years past worm food, declined and liquid, in languid idiotic interpretation...some unbeguiling, reassembled pablum born of teenage mirth.
Fuck. What the fuck was that? It's like gimp suit Alan Ginsberg riding a cattle prostate stimulator to a death metal soundtrack.
I'm going to bed now.
I look forward o finding this tomorrow.
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Dark Matter
[keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
I started a (personal / debt consolidation) loan application back in NOVEMBER with my bank (one of the big Canadian ones... think green color). While I have an okay salary, my credit isn't perfect. I did manage to pay off all my debts that were in collections, but I still have to build my credit from here. So, I got my dad to co-sign for me, and his credit is exemplary.
But they were just making me feel like my application wasn't important, making me chase them down to get things moving, and then, the straw that broke the proverbial camels back - THREE $48 NSF fees because I was a day late in moving some money into my checking account to cover some end-of-month bills (because I was expecting the loan to be approved my now and thus cover those expenses on time).
I told them that I keep applying for overdraft protection, and they keep rejecting me BECAUSE OF THINGS LIKE THIS...
It's fucking catch 22.
And then I thought - why the fuck am I does anyone who is working class keep their money in banks. Banks are for rich people.
Credit unions do like the wacky-waving-inflatable-arm-flailing-tube-man store does - "they pass the savings onto YOU!!"
But for real though, what are the pros and cons regarding each option? The more I think about it, the more it seems like a credit union is the way to go (for working class folk).
The differences may be marginal at best, but whatever, I needed a change anyway.
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2019-01-04 at 3:21 PM UTC
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Paris is burning
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2018-12-31 at 8:09 AM UTC
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Remember when ipod was a word
Originally posted by aldra
http://www.27bslash6.com/jason.html
I thought the white plastic cases immediately following the iMac era were kinda sexy, then everything apple made until they took up the aluminum chassis separated split keyboards was kidna garbage. Also real apple fans use asymmetric astroglide. It requires a proprietary penis to use, but it helps ensure that only Apple Certified High IQ, Emotionally Intelligent, Metropolitan Creative Geniuses can have access to your genitals.
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Originally posted by Rizzo in a box
tonight you shill dine at my table as I curse various diplomats from the Roman empire, we will have meats and cheeses from every animal imaginable, some of which you won't want to imagine. you shall drink gallons of mead brewed by my court alchemist, a man as brilliant as he is perverted. tomorrow you will be filled with such vigor and fury, you may tear down entire walls with your bare hands. i implore you to control yourself, if you make a fool of me I'll have you executed on the spot. i expect you to eat the incels alive, after playing with them for a bit.
Well damn.. I won’t let you down Rizz
I have the ❤️ Of a 🦁
Rawwwwrr !!!!😋
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GGG
victim of incest
[my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
Originally posted by Rizzo in a box
thats why i treat everyone like shit
If you aren't using this website to call people niggers, idk where the fuck your priorities lie. This is the main reason I come here.
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A dude came up to me today and sparked wtf was going on, and they just killed his mom at the landromat. He then requested that I LOOK WHAT THEY DONE TO HIM, and that he was infected and couldn't even make love to a woman no more. He began fiddling with his pants. Sure that he was about to show me his dirty homeless dick, I covertly pressed the record button on my phone. He then took of his shoes And threw them into the street, laid on his back and began wildly kicking and wiggling his toes. MOLD BLACK MOLD he cried. Indeed, his feet were covered with black shit. But his shoes were also black. I said "dude I think you just need to wash your feet and find some socks tbh". And he goes WHO ARE YOU TO TELL ME ABOUT MY DISABILITY I WAS IN THE WAR. And I hit my vaporizer and say "I'm nobody dude" and he looks like he's about to cry and he says "I used to be nobody" and then marches and grabs his shoes and walks off barefoot through traffic,
Lesson. If you don't wear shoes, or socks, it mit not be a black mold infection taking over your body. You might just have some nasty homeless Tana Mongeau lookin feet,
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2018-12-28 at 1:30 PM UTC
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If you had to eat your puke
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