2019-04-03 at 4:47 PM UTC
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what did you do those three days you were dead? because this problems gonna last more than the weekend
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2019-04-29 at 9:13 PM UTC
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Literally Nothing Matters
they already wrote about this in the bible 2000 years ago so this thread means nothing
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2019-01-02 at 7:32 PM UTC
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WISHLIST
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Originally posted by Obbe
Are you going to share the seed?
yea open ur mouth lmao
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i think it's really hot when a girl has like 4 prescriptions for oxy
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this faggot at work always listens to stand up comedy and it's the trashiest, most mindless entertainment ever. they literally just make jokes about farts, penis, vagina, racism, OVER AND OVER AND OVER AGAIN. i don't get what is supposed to be funny about it? do people just laugh because everyone else is laughing? is that whats going on? they just get together to go see stand up they know is not going to be funny so they can enjoy the experience of laughing with other people?
the comics are always fucking assholes too and the jokes they make about women make me feel bad for them. like the typical relationship joke is like I CAME HOME TO MY WIFE BUT SHE DIDN'T WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH ME, THAT BITCH LOLOL. right before they make a joke about how their VAGINA is gross sometimes sometimes it BLEEDS AND IM LIKE EW WTF IS THAT LMAO. or they make jokes about how they don't get sex enough. like ur relationship must fucking blow. i'd hate to live your existence. i'd rather be miserably depressed with a burned out brain even than be a faggot normie who fails at everything and just becomes bitter so you drink hella beer and make shitty jokes. it's fucking disgusting.
there's this faggot i work with who tried to steal 30 bucks from me my first day but i called him out on it and dont take any of his bullshit and i basically just act like im superior to him (because i am) at all times and he listens to stand up comedy constantly and he lives that lifestyle 100%. he always is coming down off coke and drunk and is talking shit about how people have "hope", or for going to the dentist or having a relationship. there was a really hot 23 year old girl who worked with us who actually had hobbies and shit and was pretty chill that for some reason wanted to date him and he literally turned her down because he's too busy being drunk watching adult cartoons and stand up comedy in bed 24/7. it sounds like exactly some shit you'd hear a comic say. like i can imagine the bit being like -
"OK SO I RECENTLY TURNED 40, THE BIG OLE 4-0 *a couple seconds of silence while the audience laughs out loud for no discernible reason* AND YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS *the silence/laughter thing again*. I CAN'T GET IT UP ANYMORE. *laughter* MY WIFE AND I GOT INTO A FIGHT OVER WHO WAS GOING TO TAKE THE TRASH OUT SO I WAS LIKE, FUCK YOU BITCH (with a way overdone mitch hedberg-esque delivery) AND THEN I SLEPT ON THE COUCH. IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT I FELT MY STOMACH BREWING UP A STORM AND I FARTED I THOUGHT IT WAS GOING TO BE SILENT BUT IT WAS THE WORST MOST DISGUSTING FART EVER. YOU KNOW LIKE WHEN YOU'RE HAVING SEX WITH SOME RANDOM GIRL (LOL VAGINA) AND THEN YOU FART AND YOU THINK SHE WONT HEAR IT BUT THEN SHES LIKE "EWW WHAT IS THAT" AND LEAVES? YA IT WAS ONE OF THOSE FARTS AND THEN MY DOG GOT UP AND LEFT TO GO WITH MY WIFE SO I DID WHAT ANYBODY ELSE IN THAT SITUATION WOULD DO, I STARTED DRINKING *silence/laughter*. THATS RIGHT FOLKS I WAS DRINKING A BEER AT 4 AM ON A TUESDAY. *silence/laughter* THE ONLY PROBLEM WAS I KEPT DRINKING *silence laughter* THEN MY WIFE FINALLY CAME OUT OF THE ROOM AND THE STORM IN MY STOMACH COMBINED WITH THE BEER MADE ME SHART MY PANTS. THATS RIGHT FOLKS, I SHARTED MY PANTS IN FRONT OF MY WIFE. SHE WAS DISGUSTED AND THREATENED TO LEAVE ME BUT I WAS LIKE, "BUT HONEY DON'T YOU REMEMBER WHAT CAME OUT OF YOUR VAGINA LAST WEEK?" *intense laughter*
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2019-12-10 at 4:25 AM UTC
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3d printing general thread
i remember trying to learn autocad and it was so fucking boring so i went to the bathroom and did a line of meth and then sat in the library fucking with it for like 11 hours straight. i was a lot more familiar with it after that.
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sploo has ascended this plane of existence and become the martyr trianglism always needed. he will forever be remembered as the user with the highest iq and being an antisocial weirdo but also a pretty chill guy. for his hatred of humanity and his love of otc meds. and for tripping on multiple deliriants for months at a time. rest assured he is in an endless fractal sea of triangles of infinite dimension.
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2020-01-03 at 10:16 PM UTC
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Dump idiot Trump
Uh huh you see me in the spot like
"Ooh I love your style"
Uh huh show me what you got
'Cause I don't wanna waste my time
Uh huh see me in the spot like
"Ooh I love your style"
Uh huh show me what you got
Now come and make it worth my while
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Uh huh you see me in the spot like
"Ooh I love your style"
Uh huh show me what you got
'Cause I don't wanna waste my time
Uh huh see me in the spot like
"Ooh I love your style"
Uh huh show me what you got
Now come and make it worth my whilee
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Uh huh you see me in the spot like
"Ooh I love your style"
Uh huh show me what you got
'Cause I don't wanna waste my time
Uh huh see me in the spot like
"Ooh I love your style"
Uh huh show me what you got
Now come and make it worth my while,
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Uh huh you see me in the spot like
"Ooh I love your style"
Uh huh show me what you got
'Cause I don't wanna waste my time
Uh huh see me in the spot like
"Ooh I love your style"
Uh huh show me what you got
Now come and make it worth my while
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runnin away from you takes time and pain and i dont even want 2 so im getting high all week without you popping pills thinking about u
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only 7 days to go lol
you were the only one. everyone else on this site is just a massive victim
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fuck everyone else except technologist though, you can all go to hell
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2020-01-01 at 4:46 AM UTC
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ITT we are shamelessly angsty
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fuck bts, alanis morisette is fuckin sick though.
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2019-12-30 at 11:16 PM UTC
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Olsen twins
can you imagine how fucking dank a threesome with them on tek would be tho
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