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  1. #61
    totse3.com Space Nigga
    Originally posted by esbity Us guys don't eat a whole lot of cake…

    That saying is more of the type of thing you'd say to a female.

    OK Piehole then.

    Turkey Pot Pie Hole

    What man doesn't like Turkey Pot Pies?
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  2. #62
    I'm 34 now, and some of the girls I was at school with look old already. Especially the smokers, tobacco smoking does bad things for a woman's skin. Sad!
  3. #63
    Tobacco is literally the worst drug.

    I have TRIED and TRIED to get myself to enjoy it, putting white cocks down my transverse lungs for two months straight a couple times and I hated it every single damn time.

    It's like ALL of the shitty, jittery, niggery stimulant side effects for a hot minute with NONE of the fun ones. If I ever wanna be 50% more nervous, I'd better go find me a cigarette right quick

    It's very physically addicting though, almost as addicting as opiates. Like your body can't accept not having nicotine for some reason. The ONLY time I got any kind of satisfaction from tobacco was when I woke up wanting a cigarette after smoking them everyday for a couple weeks. Then it almost felt like a warm opi buzz until that first cigarette is done, and you go back to feeling like crap.

    I think this is why so many people can't quit them; it's not because of tobacco makes you feel, it's how good the relief of withdrawal feels.

    Also, you get to take WAY more breaks at work, which is almost worth it in and of itself.

    plusplusplus the intimate converstations that can only happen during a cigarette break
  4. #64
    stare rape African Astronaut (banned)
    Originally posted by esbity In the US, most people age like shit due to poor diet and lack of self care.

    I've noticed that females tend to age faster though.

    It's probably all the caked on makeup in the western world
  5. #65
    Originally posted by stare rape It's probably all the caked on makeup in the western world

    I've thought abaout that.

    A good CHUNK of me thinks that a lot of these dirt based skin products that don't wipe off even after splashing acetone and other fun solvents all over your face probably aren't doing your skin any favors long-term.
  6. #66
    totse3.com Space Nigga
    I began symptoms of CPOD at 20 and stopped smoking.

    I only had half a lung grow and I had bad pnemonia as a kid which scarred the shit out of my lungs. My father (adopted asshole) would come home from the steel mill everyday caked in Asbestos powder.

    they would also spray it on the bridges I guess. before painting.

    then there was lead paint everywhere. the 60s and 70s was just when they said "Ya know.. this asbestos and lead paint prolly aint good for the lungs"

    hmmm What took you so fucking long?
  7. #67
    Sevn Yung Blood [confab my linked clunch]
    Originally posted by totse3.com I began symptoms of CPOD at 20 and stopped smoking.

    I only had half a lung grow and I had bad pnemonia as a kid which scarred the shit out of my lungs. My father (adopted asshole) would come home from the steel mill everyday caked in Asbestos powder.

    they would also spray it on the bridges I guess. before painting.

    then there was lead paint everywhere. the 60s and 70s was just when they said "Ya know.. this asbestos and lead paint prolly aint good for the lungs"

    hmmm What took you so fucking long?

    How old are you
  8. #68
    Originally posted by NARCassist women look their hottest from mid teens to mid twenties. after that its all downhill, pretty fast in a lot of cases too.



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    not all.

    some women are like wine, they get better as they age,

    while others are like tofu. they begin to sour by noon.
  9. #69
    totse3.com Space Nigga
    Originally posted by Sevn How old are you

    a young child of the late 60s and early 70s

    old
  10. #70
    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny not all.

    some women are like wine, they get better as they age,

    while others are like tofu. they begin to sour by noon.

    Very very few.



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  11. #71
    Originally posted by NARCassist Very very few.



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    can you tell how old a woman is just by sniffing their pee ?
  12. #72
    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny can you tell how old a woman is just by sniffing their pee ?

    Lol, I dunno.



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  13. #73
    Originally posted by NARCassist Lol, I dunno.



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    time to learn new tricks
  14. #74
    This is probably the best thread of all
  15. #75
    Octavian motherfucker
    Did they ever do drugs doe?
  16. #76
    Japan-Is-Eternal Naturally Camouflaged
    I totally forgot about them

    Anyone remember that one girl who had the Disney channel show where she was psychic and lived in an rv with her mom?
    I loved that series.
  17. #77
    looks like OP is having another paranoid psychotic episode
  18. #78
    can you imagine how fucking dank a threesome with them on tek would be tho
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  19. #79
    cigreting Dark Matter
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny not all.

    some women are like wine, they get better as they age,

    while others are like tofu. they begin to sour by noon.

    delusional faget
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