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2018-09-18 at 1:04 PM UTC in Gonna tell my therapist to eat a dicktell her to sign up here so we can all talk shit to herThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-09-18 at 6:42 PM UTC in can we get some fucking love for speedballsThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-09-12 at 1:51 PM UTC in Worst of DH are in high retreatlol @ wellhungs depressionThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-09-12 at 7:15 PM UTC in Lahnny "I'm a bleeding heart liberal"The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-09-13 at 3:30 PM UTC in best feeling in the worldi've also utilized this position for shooting into a vein on the back of my knee. i had to stretch in it for a while and got flexible before i was able to hit the vein
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2018-09-12 at 1:45 PM UTC in how much dope would a dope head dope if a dope head could dope dopeall of it, obviouslyThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-09-12 at 11:22 PM UTC in What are you thinking about?
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2018-09-12 at 3:34 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Sploo Needs Attentioncracked out and sleepless in seattle
got drunk and barfed on my shadowThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2018-09-02 at 2:52 AM UTC in what does my username meancrackheads kids nameThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-08-29 at 4:17 AM UTC in The twin towers were destroyed by directed energy weaponsyes. planes directed energy into towersThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-08-29 at 4:14 AM UTC in I only listen to whyte rapThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-08-22 at 10:48 PM UTC in Do women get more bitter with age?fuckkkkkkkkkk im stoned broThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-08-22 at 5:07 AM UTC in Dying Light The Following
Originally posted by Lanny
I thought about getting The Following. The base game was fucking stupid on so many levels, I hated _every_ character that got a single line, the durability mechanics were cancer, the plot was a moronic sequence of macguffins, the stealth sequences resolved to "spam q and watch patterns", the "oh no we're running out of anti-zombie-meds" like was the stupidest plot device since you could never, no matter what you do, actually run out of said med AND YET there was something really damn fun about it. Progressing from having to play hella skittish and running for the window as soon as you hear a noise in the beginning of the game to being able to grab-and-run through difficult areas, to becoming a fire/lightning scimitar avatar of re-de-animation was satisfying. It was poor horror but the difficulty of the early night missions was enough to create some real shit-your-pants moments the first time you have to go through a tunnel, when those sprinty niggas show up, or any time you enter a confined space.
The skill balancing was really jank as only like 20% of them were really worth a shit, but when you got one of those 20% it was awesome. I remember spending like 3 days blowing off the game's quests just dropkicking zombie nigs into (completely unexplained) spiky shit for exp. I also distinctly remember the first time I survived a night outside by running out of a safe zone, dropkicking the a night zombie off a roof, and booking it back for like half an hour, then slowly working up to moving further out, taking more risks, eventually being able to move between safezones. It was a really satisfying formula for some reason.
It's a great example of a game that managed to do almost everything wrong but still somehow created a really satisfying gameplay loop that salvaged the game.
aye that part in jurassic park book where malcolm is shooting up morphine just waiting for the raptors to eat him after everyone else bounces on him to save their own sorry asses was dank thoughThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2018-08-22 at 3:28 AM UTC in what should i make my girlfriend wearalright so my gf and i were high and decided it would be funny to troll people because she can pass for very young for her age, by buying her an asian schoolgirl uniform and then she wears it out to a concert or something while i just wear my normal shit and make out with her and horrify all the normies. ANYWAYS so she said I can pick what she wears and it can be as slutty as I want but I'm not sure if I should get something like super modest, slightly slutty, or very slutty.
The super modest one might make it better because she legit might look like really young and shit. i kind of like the halfway slutty look. the full slutty look is dank too. i'll post some pictures for reference.
this is like a more modest one
this is the real japanese sara one
this one is the really slutty one
anyways anyone got any ideas. yes she is asian and i am pro miscegenation. now that we've got that out of the way let's hear the suggestions. if you guys have a good suggestion i can probably get her to post a pic of the final result.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2018-08-22 at 3:40 AM UTC in what should i make my girlfriend wearThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-08-19 at 2:05 PM UTC in Anyone else think about kidnapping other adult males every single day?kidnap one of these 25 year old bitcoin millionaires and force them to give up their coinThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-08-18 at 3:25 PM UTC in drinking 8 cups of coffee before bed.i used to do this now i shoot meth at the top of a mountain with 10,000 monks and we all meditate at onceThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-08-18 at 4:56 PM UTC in :',(but for real that shit is just a mental escape. whoever she was she has serious flaws that you don't know about. if you would have got to know her you would have had problems and she'd cheat on you or whatever. you just think she's perfect because the only time you've ever seen her was perfect. but she has a boyfriend already who is sick of her shit. if you got what you wanted you'd eventually just end up broken up and broken up you feel me? there's always that oneThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-08-18 at 5:16 PM UTC in :',(The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-08-18 at 4:05 PM UTC in Sploo trolled himself into retardation.i just wanna see all them white folks in slaveryThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
