2019-03-02 at 3:26 AM UTC
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I'm back
did you get in any fights in jail?
2019-03-02 at 3:17 AM UTC
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Happy Hour w/ Mal
i made an edible with 2 grams of weed that i baked in the oven then put in butter then mixed that in with honey and ate it on a pancake. i'm pretty stoned now. i think the edibles made the old fashioned way with weed have a slightly different feel than the new ones that are all made with wax. The wax ones get you blazed as fuck but the ones made with flower have more of a body feeling and overall mellower vibe i think.
2019-03-02 at 2:01 AM UTC
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Happy Hour w/ Mal
i just ate an unknown amount of etizolam straight from the bag, dare me to drive?
2019-03-01 at 10:50 PM UTC
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selling cookies on the darknet
i used to have this roommate and we both bought foot pretty frequently and we were both cool with eating a little of each others food even without asking first, it just worked out better like that since we bought different things anyways. but one time he had a really big bottle of orange juice in there and i did heroin and was craving orange juice so i started drinking it, which would have been fine if i just had some but before i knew it the whole thing was gone and he was mildly annoyed with me so i had to buy him a new one.
fuck, now i want a cookie
fuck it i'm going to call back monday morning
2019-03-01 at 10:29 PM UTC
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selling cookies on the darknet
do you think the feds would come kick my door in if i was just selling chocolate chip cookies on the darknet? and sometimes people want cookies so they might just buy some if they have like 20 bucks in leftover btc in their account
i've already been waiting for like 15 minutes and it keeps playing this shitty music that i'm forced to listen to because otherwise i wont be able to hear when someone finally picks the call up. this shit might take like 2 hours idfk
i'm going to start internet sjw campaign to ban the racist library of babel for the hate speech it contains
First time I did "acid" was with 4 or 5 of my friends at our friends house because his parents were gone for the weekend. It was actually DOB which takes like 3 hours to kick in. So we all took the tabs and smoked and waited for the comeup but 1 hour later nobody felt anything, so we all snorted some crushed up MDMA tabs. After that line I started tripping insanely hard. Still to this day some of the strongest visuals I ever experienced. I was watching a painting of a lake and all the people and birds were moving like it was a picture in harry potter. And insane tracers that lagged for like 4 seconds.
make sure you say your name so they know who to let off the hook after you sucker punch them
my advice is to ambush and jump the judge before your trial in the parking lot. good luck and report back.
2019-03-01 at 8:04 PM UTC
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Post some jailbait
this thread makes me want to do cocaine but i'm not going to because then tomorrows going to suck dick
