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2019-03-01 at 3:19 PM UTC in A family couldn’t pay the bills, so the German city took their dog and sold it on eBay...link or stfu
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2019-03-01 at 3:15 PM UTC in These extremely gray days are really lame...
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2019-03-01 at 3:13 PM UTC in Influx of incest pornthe incest porn thing is kinda weird, i've never been into the idea of incest or anything but usually the "little sister" ones are basically just like normal porn with some generic hot 18-25 year old girl and since they're the newer videos the quality is higher and its just like normal porn to me. anything with older women i don't really fuck with. idk overall i don't watch too much porn anymore because it reminds me of doing meth
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2019-03-01 at 3:06 PM UTC in going from being a non functional drug addict to a functional drug addict
Originally posted by vindicktive vinny dammit. still no war stories.
i want to hear about that time the bunch of you have to wipe each other down, changing each others diapers and carefully clean each others hard to reach places with a damp cloth because there werent enough water for a proper shower.
a bunch of naked men with hard hat on and nothing else grooming each other with deadly assault rifles in one hand and a damp cloth in the other under the hot, unforgiving afghan sun.
did u want some? people always want to hear shit about chasing down taliban with knives and gutting them alive and shit and if you're stories aren't like that they're going to call you a pussy but the reality of the situation is they weren't there and there's a LOT more shit that comes with the territory of being in the military and in a hostile country that people who haven't been there just aren't aware of, although it's not necessary to experience those things in that exact setting.
for example, the first time that i was sure someone was actively trying to kill me was a real eye opener. i remember hearing explosions nearby that were shaking the building that i was in, and getting huge rushes of anxiety/euphoria/adrenaline comparable to a drug, kinda like meth except way more scary. your mind doesn't really forget those things, even if they are minor, they linger in the back and effect your perception of the world.
or seeing friends who were once strong young men with the world in front of them just mentally destroyed by combat. and the constant fear of death. when i was in afghan this guy in my unit was suicidal so they took his gun away and put him on suicide watch but when they turned their back for a minute he ran for someone else weapon and shot himself in the head with it before anyone could stop him. i rode in the ambulance after that and it smelled like brains while the corpsman was telling me what the smell was and that the guy basically made himself braindead so they had to pull the plug.
i know/worked with/were friends with a lot of people who died. i know there are more that are dead that i don't know of because i just haven't seen them since boot camp/some other place we were both stationed.
you see the evil in humanity, you realize some people are shaken and upset over almost killing or killing children/innocents and that others it doesn't bother at all, and that you are legally obligated to take orders for those people and you may be forced to do something you know is unethical by people who don't care, and it wouldn't be a problem for them to send you to jail for doing the right thing and make themselves out to be heroes still.
that's another thing about the military, the vast majority of it is made up of pieces of shit who like recognition. they do anything for people to call them a hero because they know people are naive and will think they are a hero. they use it to justify whatever they want to and act like total dickheads. i remember once we were doing this exercise on a ship and there was this massive storm that was shaking the boat but they had some flying they were supposed to do that day that the higher ups who were in charge of it really wanted to get done, so they forced them to fly in the weather anyways and i remember them going out to fly and looking scared shitless. all for some other dudes promotion. by the way, this wasn't in war, this was training, so it could have easily been called off. you get in a lot of these situations in the military though, where someone else is risking your life over something really petty.
as far as the less horrible stuff, it gets fucking cold in afghanistan in the winter. for my first deployment we didn't have any water heating for a couple of months so every shower was ice cold. temps were like in the 20s or 30s at night, and i worked night shift a lot, which means you're out in the cold for hours working in the dark. or in the summer, during the daytime working on a giant metal helicopter in 120 degree weather.
you don't really have any of the comforts of home, no privacy, no good food (the dankest shit they had was cold cut sandwiches), no freedom or ability to go places or do anything. you're literally prohibited by law to have sex or do drugs/drink. your entire life shrinks down to the people you work directly with, and various forms of death machines. there's no room for anything creative or playful or for yourself. you just sit and watch your life go by and watch people die and get hurt physically and mentally for a dumb reason.
anyways this kind of turned into a rant about the military. there's a lot of little things that happen too, like being on a bus that had to be diverted because there was an IED on the road, getting rocks thrown at you, once i was running on base and outside these two afghan dudes pulled up on the other side of the fence and were giving me that "if we knew we wouldn't get shot from that guard tower right now we'd gladly kidnap and behead you" look, coming back on helicopters with bullet holes in them, shit like that, but all of that stuff was kind of just stuff that happened. idk -
2019-03-01 at 2:05 PM UTC in These extremely gray days are really lame...
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2019-03-01 at 1:57 PM UTC in Is it just me, or do Pugs really look concerned or preoccupied?wow, what a perceptive insight
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2019-03-01 at 1:57 PM UTC in These extremely gray days are really lame...fuck winter time
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2019-03-01 at 1:56 PM UTC in Merging a call between 2 chinese restaurants LOLlollercoaster
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2019-03-01 at 1:40 PM UTC in How long ago did you last get paid?
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2019-03-01 at 1:38 PM UTC in How long ago did you last get paid?2 weeks ago..today is pay day nigga
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2019-03-01 at 1:02 AM UTC in California should feel ashamed
Originally posted by Archer513 Name 5 hot California genius’ that have made an impact on society.
I’m straight outa Compton bitch
Once again your logic is shit. You know that people in California are generally much more attractive and intelligent than you but you don’t want to admit it to yourself so you challenge me to name specific people so that you can criticize personality flaws of those people because othwrwise you have nothing to say so you try to fill the space with bullshit -
2019-02-28 at 11:59 PM UTC in trippy music video
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2019-02-28 at 11:48 PM UTC in shyning ur tyers*skirt skirt*
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2019-02-28 at 10:14 PM UTC in Mihael Cohen Testifies
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2019-02-28 at 10:07 PM UTC in Mihael Cohen Testifies
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2019-02-28 at 10:05 PM UTC in Mihael Cohen Testifiesnobody in this thread has any idea what they're talking about
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2019-02-28 at 9:21 PM UTC in what would you say are the highlights of your life so far?
Originally posted by GGG One highlight of my life was when I was traveling solo in Taiwan. Probably one of my happiest moments ever.
I studied Chinese enough to at least have basic conversations. My written is not so good, but I was still able to talk to native speakers about different places in the city that I wanted to visit, and talk about the weather, and ask directions, and all that good shit.
One of these people told me about a massive day long hike up to the top of a mountain with an absolutely amazing view overlooking city/mountains/ocean, so I decided to go.
The hike was through some pretty thick jungle. It was a mixture of hobbly dirt and rock paths and massive, massive stretches of stairs. Idk if you guys have ever started climbing stairs and not been able to see the top, but it's pretty fucking imposing. There's stairs for hours and hours because otherwise it would be rock climbing. I think it was like 10,000 feet at the top but I'm not sure how far I hiked exactly. Took me about ten hours total. I saw quite a few monkeys and even a very rare to see species of fanged deer (muntjac). Lots of different butterflies and bugs and interesting plants, like the sugar palms which actually smell like sugar, or the giant corpse flower which is infamous for it's stink (wasn't in bloom though.)
At the top there was this white temple type building with benches and a rest area. Amazingly, nobody was there. I decided to climb the stairs to the roof and have lunch when it began to drizzle, which was the best fucking thing ever. Sat on a bench, opened my umbrella, and proceeded to have some local jerky and a beer while I looked over one of the most dramatic landscapes I've ever seen in my life.
I actually started laughing because I was so fucking happy. I felt like I had taken drugs, but no. It was good to honest waves of natural and hard earned euphoria that I've probably only felt a handful of times in my life.
That night I went to the night market by my hotel and made friends with a sausage vendor, who started hooking up my sausages FAT every day after that because I was eating at least one a day every day I was in that city. It's a red sausage with a rice bun and pickled garlic, cilantro, onion, and some type of savory spicy sauce. Took one of those back to my hotel room with this seafood coleslaw things, some fried squid, and a small bottle of fresh star fruit juice (with pulp!) It was maybe five or six bucks total.
Took a cold shower and fell asleep in bed watching Naruto in Chinese. It was easily one of the most satisfying days of my life, and I cannot wait until I'm able to do it again. I got some tripe noodles the next day and sat in the park feeling really tired and content. Absolutely worth the hike. It made me realize I need to move to an area where I am able to do that more regularly, so that's what I'm working on doing right now.
that does sound amazing. i had similar experiences and i was totally sober for an entire month (other than doing a tab of acid once) while there for the first time in forever so i felt either extremely anxious or extremely euphoric the whole trip. -
2019-02-28 at 9:16 PM UTC in California should feel ashamed
Originally posted by Archer513 “A lot”
Name 5. Good looking ppl with average intelligence are called “smart” because ppl wanna be them or fuck them.
The great innovators of the world look like bill gates,Stephen king or Ben Franklin. Not wasting your time screwing and partying for free helps develop the mind.
thats a dumb stereotype of innovators you have, but typical of someone who is unattractive/stupid/not from california so i'm not surprised -
2019-02-28 at 7:43 PM UTC in Ape gives white female first 2C-P overdose at music festivalthe really confusing part of this is that a normie looking blond girl and typical "i do mostly weed/coke/alcohol" looking black dude were doing as obscure of an rc as 2c-p.
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2019-02-28 at 7:38 PM UTC in what would you say are the highlights of your life so far?this morning when i got stoned and ate some cheese enchiladas and 5 minutes ago when i just ate some etizolam off of a pencil. more to come
